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2020

07

Jan

Sara Sampaio Might be Tom Hanks in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio Tanlines

Sara Sampaio is some fisherman’s daughter from Portugal, who instead of choosing a life of making custard tarts in her beach community, has decided to book Victoria’s Secret, despite them being an evil sweatshop owning, sexual predator funding, mall brand that produces over priced dog shit panties, because models have no souls and will go to the highest bidder any chance they get…..it’s sex work on a mainstream and corporate level really….sex work that they turn into actual sex work because it leads to rich as fuck boyfriends who finance their lives, even though they got money of their own, if anything that money of their own is what they use to bait the rich guys into funding their lives, because the rich guys can “believe” that they aren’t in it for the money and can pretend that the bikini model is there for the love…and not because she’s a wallet fucking puppet…

POINT being, she’s got a sunburn and some serious fucking teeth….watch out dicks paying to enter that mouth, it could be hazardous but also exciting if you’re into that kind of dick abuse porn that’s out there…and you probably are.


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