Ireland Baldwin Bodysuit of the Day

2020

Jan

To be Ireland Baldwin is to be posting some unflattering half naked selfies to remind everyone that you are no Kim Bassinger, despite your name and the womb you crawled out of.

When I see her content, it’s just unfortunate that she didn’t stick to her original “california child of celebs living at the beach house” narrative, but instead stopped showering, got prison tats, gained 20 lbs, coming in at 300 lbs because she’s 6 foot tall, dated some dyke rapper and is still lower on the totem pole by uglier, less relevant, girls who don’t have dad’s who are Alec fucking Baldwin.

I do think that she could turn this whole thing around if she hired me as the IG Model coach I was destined to be, but that no one will give me the chance to do….because broken rich girls who don’t play the broken rich girl…but who look too much like a broken rich girl have potential…but are throwing it all away…

We get it your dad likes his new family better than you, get over it, and take a damn shower.