I find Sara Sampaio pretty fucking unattractive….which makes me laugh because she somehow trolled Victoria’s Secret who typiccally have some level of standards when it comes to their casting…but for whatever this Portuguese slipped through the cracks…maybe her family provided the perverts who ran Victoria’s Secret at the time their fish, since Portugese people are Fishermen first….and because fish is a reference to her cunt…see how clever I am…

I actually don’t hate Portugal, it’s a great place even if it is seen as the asshole of Europe but when I had a job many years ago.. I worked for a couple of first generation Portuguese people and they were fucking trash….so I tend to assume all Portuguese Canadians fucking suck, but Portuguese from Portugal don’t bother me….I just don’t think Sara Sampaio’s all that good even if she’s got that HOT stamp of approval from the falling empire that is Victoria’s Secret…and is a reminder that their empire has fallen…but you ,may like her in her short tight shorts even though her pussy lacks cameltoe…which is also weird…overall…in conclusion – fuck Sara Sampaio.

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