Fisherman’s daughter Sara Sampaio, who may not actually be a fisherman’s daughter, but she is Portuguese and rumored to have been raised in Portugal before being human trafficked by Victoria’s Secret as their Adriana Lima replacement, you know dark Portuguese features with the light eyes, only Lima didn’t end up retiring when she should have and both worked co-currently despite being the same fucking person…

ANYWAY, the daughter of a fisherman, because all Portuguese people are fisherman, obviously…will that get me cancelled? Or are the Portuguese too busy reeling in the nets to bother with websites saying MASS GENERALIZATIONS WHICH ARE OBVIOUSLY WRONG SINCE PORTUGAL IS CLEARLY A DEVELOPED COUNTRY and some of the residents are inland, where there isn’t fishing, some may make wine, other may run tech companies…there are even Real Estate agents in Portugal…HOW dare I reduce them all to Fisherman, like fisherman are a bad thing, which they aren’t….it’s a hard fucking job, maybe the easily offended aren’t realizing that I am complimenting this bitch for her Fisherman heritage…it’s the only thing impressive about her, despite her strategic nudity….

I don’t know what this shoot is for, I just know that she’s looking better than usual….that could be the toplessness, maybe the being raised on a European diet of “real food”…or maybe it’s photoshop…who fucking cares…

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