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2018

23

Jul

Georgia May Jagger Getting Old in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is still the face or the bikini body for Volcom, not Vole Cum, with is the cum from a bird….which has nothing to do with this story..

The story is that Georgia May Jagger must be an investor in the company, her dad Mick is very fucking rich and it’s quite possibly why she is always the girl used in their campaigns, year after year, despite being in her 30s or 40s, she’s still doing that Volcom thing..

I do think she’s hot, I’ve always liked her and the gap tooth…HOWEVER….that doesn’t mean I understand why a brand would be using her to pose in their bikinis when they already have done that year after year….and there are so many more willing and desperate and younger sluts that WANT this job….even if Volcom isn’t really a thing anymore, these girls will pose for anything…

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2017

20

Jun

I Love Georgia May Jagger…and All the Rolling Stones Daughters of the Day

I don’t know why, but I love Georgia May Jagger. I think she’s wonderful, cool, amazing, hot, skinny, lovely and most importantly not offensive…

Her dad is Mick, a fucking Billionaire, he’s a Rolling Stone, and she’s by default just a hot rich kid who is riding the name, but when the Baldwins do it, you know daughter of a hack actor, I hate the mooching, mooch bitch…but when it’s this rockstar daughter modeling, I find it perfect…

I am also a fan of the Richards sisters, Keith Richards is awesome and his daughters are also amazing, even if they are all collectively the worst and probably the worst, I am all about them…..the Rolling Stones girls….they’re good…

This is Georgia May hot.

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2016

08

Nov

Georgia May Jagger in Volcom Ads of the Day

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Action sports brand Volcom that I remember from the late 90s and early 2000s running the punk rock skateboard/surf scene…only available at Skate shops before selling out and being available at Marshalls and a bunch of other mall shops…is apparently still around and making big moves as they do a girls bikini line for the brand that looks very SEARS or corporate or everything you wouldn’t want in a skateboard or surf brand…but I guess I’m from the era where Skateboarding wasn’t mainstream, pre Tony Hawk, and kids who skateboarded would actually get beat up and made fun of because it wasn’t a “cool thing”….so seeing any action sport or “core” brand turn into vapid, fluffy, pop bullshit reminds me of how the internet has destroyed niche interests…there was once a punk scene, a rave scene, a hip hop scene, a skate scene…

Now it’s just one snowball pile of dog shit where everything is just fluff that falls into one category of viral clickbait meme…in one way, it’s cool that more people are aware of things…in another way all these people are annoying selfie taking cunts who you want nothing to do with….and that is why they use Mick Jagger’s hot daughter in their REALLY shitty corporate ads instead of actual surfer sluts..because surfer sluts, not even just regular California girls we’d like to see – aren’t billionaire heiresses to the Rolling Stones…who get paid 10,000 dollars a day through their agencies…and the real tragedy in all this is that there are no close up pussy shots – or her crawling around on all fours like I’d like…because Volcom is about as edgy as the fluffy bullshit they’ve become…

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2015

18

Feb

Georgia May Jagger in a Towel of the Day

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I have a thing for Georgia May Jagger, not because she is the celebrity daughter, who is going to inherit over 100 million dollars, thanks to her dad being a multi billionaire, with songs that will live on for years past his death, meaning royalties for every motherfucker…and generations of socialite brats who don’t need to work, but who will do stuff like model because it keeps them busy, I mean what else could they do…start a charity, or build a village in central america…and still have billions of dollars…why would they do that….when they can do campaigns….

But because she’s hot…and not because I am a huge Rolling Stones fan and want anything Mick Jagger creates in my mouth, or worse, because I’ve been watching his lips like I was David Bowie since the 70s, thinking how good they would be on my dick, until realizing “ewwe that’s gay”….before realizing they come in a vagina equipped version…

Either way, here she is in a Towel…

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2015

28

Jan

Georgia May Jagger for Mulberry of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is the celebrity daughter, who is going to inherit over 100 million dollars, thanks to her dad being a multi billionaire, with songs that will live on for years past his death, meaning royalties for every motherfucker…and generations of socialite brats who don’t need to work, but who will do stuff like model because it keeps them busy, I mean what else could they do…start a charity, or build a village in central america…and still have billions of dollars…why would they do that….when they can do campaigns for Mulberry, they probably get overpaid for…all because of their name…

That said, I find her pretty hot, and that’s not just because I like the Rolling Stones, or anything with Mick Jagger’s dick sucking lips…that David Bowie can probably give us some insight on how they feel…

Not that it matters….here’s her silly campgaign..that lacks nipples…

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2014

12

Dec

Georgia May Jagger Crotch Shot for Vogue Russia of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter that he had with a model…she’s the good one who has got great features from both parents…allowing her to use her name to get herself where she needs to go…at least in terms of modeling…because being a model may not do anything great for the good of people…but when you’re a rich kid, with 10% of a multi billion dollar inheritance…it keeps you busy, brings you to interesting places, makes you feel like you are working, all while massaging your ego like your dad never did because he was off being Mick Jagger…which in a lot of ways is better than being a coke whore party slut…or a philanthropist…or really anything important…because modelling, at least in this era…is what every single girl aspires to be…even the uglies…

I’m just into this shoot because of the crotch shot..oh and because I am in love with Georgia May Jagger….have my babies…

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2014

05

Dec

Georgia May Jagger for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter with a model…she is the model daughter he had because his model wife – when he wasn’t fucking David Bowie….because she got the dick suck lips and model everything else…making fantasies of Mick Jagger’s mouth less faggy…because she’s got a vagina…

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2014

07

Feb

Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini of the Day


You know who I have a crush on…Georgia May Jagger…not a real crush because I’ve never met her…I just like the idea of fucking Mick Jagger’s androgynous mouth in the least gay way…set on a girl…he created when he wasn’t having anal sex with David Bowie…

You know, Mick, the kind of womanly man, who sang his big lips off and you’d catch yourself thinking, “if only those were on a girl, I could imagine the blow job of champions, but since it’s on Mick, I’m gonna pretend I have a boner cuz of the heavy bass, even though he’s really dainty”…

You know, his daughter…a model..in her bikini…making all that ok…

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2013

29

Oct

Georgia May Jagger for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger and her model/rockstar genes, not because I’ve been a Rolling Stone fan for years and want to experience the least gay way to get to genetically the same lips as Jagger, something I am sure Gene Simmons’ daughter goes through with his crazy fans all the time….and not because I am I’m old enough to really remember Jerry Hall’s modelling, because she was working in a time when I was probably having sex with Mexican prostitutes in Mexico, and not reading the fashion magazines like some kind of poofter…I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger because she’s got a great name, and an even better look, her trust fund may also make her the kind of girl you’d want to K-Fed, but I am more into the fact that she isn’t a fame whore or gold digger, she’s got money and is just being hot for her own hustle, which to me is amazing…she was probably raised to be awesome, around cool people, in cool places, with the perfect level of daddy issues from him never being around, to understanding that guys like to spread their seed across many women…not to mention she’s been knee deep in the party forever…making her the prized fuckin hen at the county fair we call life…and I want to get her pregnant…if only the internet could make that love happen for me

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2013

09

Oct

Georgia May Jagger for LUI Magazine of the Day

This LUI Magazine is really dominating….it is out of France and being out of France, they get a whole lot of models topless, because that’s like being clothed in France…or more importantly it is like being clothed in the fashion industry….

We saw CLEMENCE POSEY TOPLESS , and Edita Topless and they also did a shoot with Georgia May Jagger only she wasn’t topless….but she was shot by Terry Richardson and this may be some of his more tame work….and not his hipster porn but it is still hot, because she is hot…

I am all for rockstar/model kids becoming models thanks to nepotism and making me want to make kids inside them and their trust fund, especially when they look like this…she’s good…if you don’t imagine her dad’s face when staring at her mouth…

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