I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger and her model/rockstar genes, not because I’ve been a Rolling Stone fan for years and want to experience the least gay way to get to genetically the same lips as Jagger, something I am sure Gene Simmons’ daughter goes through with his crazy fans all the time….and not because I am I’m old enough to really remember Jerry Hall’s modelling, because she was working in a time when I was probably having sex with Mexican prostitutes in Mexico, and not reading the fashion magazines like some kind of poofter…I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger because she’s got a great name, and an even better look, her trust fund may also make her the kind of girl you’d want to K-Fed, but I am more into the fact that she isn’t a fame whore or gold digger, she’s got money and is just being hot for her own hustle, which to me is amazing…she was probably raised to be awesome, around cool people, in cool places, with the perfect level of daddy issues from him never being around, to understanding that guys like to spread their seed across many women…not to mention she’s been knee deep in the party forever…making her the prized fuckin hen at the county fair we call life…and I want to get her pregnant…if only the internet could make that love happen for me

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