Here’s a stupid photoshoot with a model named Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers….

To remind you that fashion photoshoots are lazy, stupid, overproduced garbage that has 20 people on set to produce something as garbage as this.

When all the people really need to do to make something relevant is to get her naked…

Her naked, clothing you want to showcase laid out on the floor, the best way to market a photoshoot…

No one…cares about seeing a bitch posing like a jackass looking stupid…

NOT TO MENTION..

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers has been naked before…let’s stick to that work she’s done and build off it…develop it…

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….she’s made it…but I’d like to smell her asshole or her own body’s sewer…because I am a pervert with an asshole fetish despite hating shit….and all thing shit related…

Here is a photoshoot of her….

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….

Now I thought this photoshoot would be better and I already got in this deep, so I am going to post it, but it is hardly naked enough, hardly hot enough, and I’ve been a fan of Rhymes with Sewers since she first started popping up. I liked her face, I liked her overall vibe and I am not really offended by this shoot, but when I hear EURO swim…something that means EURO naked…as all EURO bitches get naked on the beach…I expect nakedness…so this…is her mocking us, getting to big to deliver the goods….

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers – and may even smell like sewers – or has at one point in her career – because it’s hard out there for a hot chick trying to make it in the industry – and sometimes you just gotta go to Dubai to hang with some Oil Money to pay the rent, and feed the vapid existence..

Not that I know anything about Anna Ewers, besides the fact that she’s pretty hot..with her narrow hips and Euro face…dressed in her weddding gear because she’s probably trying to get her US Citizenship, anticipating TRUMP changing those laws…

She is not showing her tits, but has in the past so we can use this as an excuse to click on her name and see her nudity of yesteryear – you know her portfolio coming up.

Vogue Paris – fashion like a Jenner…

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, but isn’t getting shit on, because she’s not German, but probably would get shit on, if the rich guy she was dating to maintain her lifestyle, the whole point of modeling, was into that…because these girls, by definition take direction and orders from men paying them….

She does have hard nipples in this magazine though…VERY important…

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Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers but isn’t a sewer…at least not in this photoshoot because her thin, cotton panties, reminiscent of the 70s…or an innocent high school girl accidentally flashing you on the bus..you fucking pervert…are pretty fucking clean…no green sludge stains you’d expect from someone like Anna Ewers, who is a real crowd favorite…all in Victoria’s Secret, walking runways, making moves…all for being tall, hot, skinny and rockin’ that stamp of approval

Anna Ewers is German, from Nazi lineage, possibly genetic modification due to Nazi science…but more interestingly…she probably likes being shit on…because…Germans…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….

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I ALREADY POSTED SOME OF THESE PICS BUT I LIKE Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers enough to post them again….this time with more

So this is a Terry Richardson shoot, because Terry is back, but barely…because this shit is boring….he used to take pictures of party girls inserting things in their assholes wearing clown costumes – and called it art – and the world believed…

Instead he’s got a girl in a field…and the only thing this shoot has going for it, is Anna Ewers, who is one letter away from Sewers….carries it, while barely carrying herself, pelvic forward and slouching, pussy first… in her own brand of modeling style, because German women are pragmatic…possible created by genetic research done during Nazi Germany years….superior beings created in the aryan image Hilter dreamed of….I mean at least based on what this girl looks like…she’s top notch…and that alone must stem from evil.

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I was having sex all morning, with someone who isn’t my wife, because she’s out of town and I take advantage of my freedom as a men who believes in true love and romance, as long as it is not with my wife should…

So I haven’t really been paying all that attention to see what the Kardashians are up to in their latest publicity stunt bullshit robbery, or that the VP in the Trump Camp looked like an Elf on the Shelf…because I did watch the debate you shouldn’t care about, but I am still rooting for Trump because it’ll really upset so many people I hate…like all of Hollywood..

But I did come across these pics of Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers, a nude model who now does VS, so she’s gone from nude, to fashion, to promo model with mainstream success….and they annoyed me, I like being annoyed, if I wasn’t annoyed I’d have nothing to write about…and I’m annoyed because she’s not naked, cocky while not exciting cock, and the pics are by creeper Terry Richardson…without any level of creepy, and thus no substance, because I guess when you’re a sell out bitch, you go soft to get work…because this shit is soft…and so should you be…

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