Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers is the star of what I think is the best fashion campaign ever shot – for Alexander Wang.

This is like what Calvin Klein did for jeans in the 90s, with Kate Moss, looking like she was on heroin after getting fucked…only modern, updated and pornographic…

I mean she’s a fashion model, who I love, grabbing her naked pussy for jeans…amazing…

Sure it doesn’t make me want to buy a pair, but it does make me want to sniff a pair, and sometimes, sniffing is all we need.

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Well this is the hottest jeans campaign I’ve ever seen…

Her name is Anna Ewers and I am in love…even though she rhymes with sewers…sewers I would swim through and eat whatever I found floating like some kind of pervert Ninja Turtle, without the Athleticism, so more like a homeless person, just to convince her to move her hand…

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Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, thanks to bad hygiene, an infection and what possibly was a ruptured large intestine from an insertion injury that lead to shit in the cunt….

I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers and sewers smell like shit…and the last thing I want to think about when I see a hot topless model…who isn’t as topless as she has been in the past… HERE

She should change her name to Anna Sunshine of my Life…or something with a little less EW and a lot more romance…

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Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite. You’re the kind of sick fuck who will spend a Saturday night rolling around in feces that belong to people you don’t know – because people that you do know – find you so repulsive they won’t even take the time out of their days to shit on you…and you know when you’re not even good enough for someone to want to shit on you out of anger…you’re pretty fucking low level on the human chart of relevance..

Where as Anna Ewers, is totally relevant, doing a huge magazine spread for huge photographers, showing her huge tits…for people like us who don’t care about fashion to say Anna Ewers, a model we’ve got to watch…

I should date her.

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This shoot of Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite.

The pics are not very exciting, I mean it’s almost shitty amateur shit you’d expect to see in the weekly flyer in the back of the local newspaper…even if it is for Vogue..some prestigious magazine that is not supposed to fail…even if they fail every month by not getting these eager models trying to get ahead spread eagled like shit was Penthouse in the 70s…

But shitty shoot or not, Anna Ewers, who is one letter away from Sewers carries it nicely, mainly cuz I want to have sex with her…but in her defence, I want to have sex with all things with a vagina, no matter how gross said vagina is. It’s a bit of a problem…a problem I’m dealing with one vagina at a time. Sometimes two…If I’m lucky or can afford it.

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Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers, is a model in a bathing suit and whoever she is, and whatever she does, she’s the kind of vagina I’d like to know he smells of….you know from it being smeared up on my face, even if it smells like raw sewage…because apparently girls on a cocaine and diet coke model diet have rank twat….I wouldn’t really know…my girls are more of the meth and crack and obese variety…

All this to say, I’d love to be her sewer….

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