Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers is my name for model Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…who has done a lot of nude photoshoots in her quest to become a Victoria’s Secret model….that’s every model dream…

She’s German, possibly a product of the Nazi run human genetic modification program in the 40s to make an Aryan race based on Hitler, a Jewish man with brown hair’s idea of perfection….

I mean looking at her body, and her face that’s pretty possible, she’s perfect, I mean other than the whole GERMAN thing, they just don’t want you knowing that she was made in a lab, but they will throw her nude pics at you over and over again…because nude makes for famous and distracts you from asking questions….

The sad thing in this pic is her bush or lack of bush…because I am a bush advocate who encourages all women to save their bush, not shave their bush, the bigger the bush, spilling out of panties like a little pillow for my dick…the better.

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers….is the kind of girl who’s sewer I would climb through just to chill under her toilet to watch her pussy as she shits on my face….

…Before dying from septic shock / e-coli after ingesting said shit…that we can assume is filled with great model things like the Salmon in the pacific, cocaine and anti-depressants and very little food substance…

She’s that good.

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If you have the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the ignorance, to think that I would ever stray from my one Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers, which is convenient cuz she’s germans and germans love being shit on, at least according to their pornos and Nazi reputation….

You’d be giving me too much credit. I’m a one trick pony motherfuckers…and I’m not even good at that trick.

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Here she is in her panties for some bullshit…

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Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply…

I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them…

All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe…

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I like Anna Ewers, Rhymes with Sewers..because she’s a german model and germans like to be treated like sewers…unless German Scat porn is a rumor…we’d have to ask Heidi Klum…

She was discovered on a blog by Alexander Wang, proving to all the girls I try to get naked in photos for my blog that it really can pay off…I mean this Anna Ewers has been in Vogue, now W…she’s worked with a bunch of brands and makes millions of dollars…the blog life can pay off…

Well, here she is for Venetia Scott, a photographer…playing a 50s or 60s housewife, that I wish she was, because a 50s housewife forced to work the house for her husband and their nuclear family…unhappy sexually…and unstimulated…medicating with booze and sedatives…with no where to go…..is a plae I’d want Anna Ewers…I’m traditional like that…

Here are the pics..too bad she’s not topless…but the good news is that she’s been topless..

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass….or even lick her like the public toilet seat she may be…seeing as she’s a successful enough model in the fashion industry and that usually happens with balls being rubbed on her not necessarily while taking a shit..but if you’ve been to a public bathroom, or more importantly, if you’ve been to a casting, you know what I mean…the talent never turns down a producer, director, photographer’s demands to help secure said job…

Now that doesn’t mean her pussy smells like sewage…but based on these pics..even if it did…I would lick it all up…but that’s not saying much…I’ve licked up way worse..

Which brings up an interesting point…and that point is…I wonder how many people in the USA crawled into septic tanks to masturbate in strangers’ shit…cuz I’m thinking at least one person did…and that’s disgusting…

What isn’t disgusting…is Anna Ewers…who rhymes with Sewers…

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