Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers looks pretty good…

She’s another one of these Victoria’s Secret models who they found wondering the mean streets of fashion parties…knowing they had a portfolio of nudes…figuring she’d be relatable to the youth who buy shitty mall brand panties…while giving the model Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers the chance to really matter in the media, the stamp of approval that leads to rich and famous potential husbands, suitors and financiers…

I’d say the most exciting thing about her is that her name, Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers, makes me want to shit on her face like it was a toilet…even though I’m not into shitting on faces, but could be…

But I like her nude shoots:

HERE
AND HERE
AND HERE
AND HERE

Here’s some less naked stuff for VOGUE…

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