As it turns out, Cindy Crawford is not just whoring out her skinny daughter who is rich enough to be anything, but they’ve decided she should follow her mothers footsteps into the vile and disgusting cocaine filled fashion world with a bunch of try hard losers who think they are more important and fancier than normies because they work in fashion….

She’s also whoring herself out….still…at 100 fucking years old because she doesn’t want to lose her edge, her identity as a top MODEL…or whatever fucking scam they pulled with her in the 90s that really worked out in her favor….

I never bought into Cindy Crawford hype but when an old broad’s identity is being jacked off to and she continues trying to be jacked off to, especially when stupid rich and not needing to do ANY of this…even though I prefer the crackheads who have no choice but to do it…. I appreciate the effort…

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Here’s a lesson in the aging process that you MAY or MAY not be familiar with, but that I’ve obviously written about hundreds of times over the last 20 years on this site, because I have no real interests or hobbies and all my stories are about 20 years old, before fully becoming a reclusive hermit before it was MAINSTREAM or cool…if anything…it creeped a lot of people out.

Anyway, the lesson is OLD AS SHIT rotting women who try to FAKE things in such an OFFENSIVE way, like Cindy Crawford, your American Dream Supermodel of the 90s, totally BULLSHITTING motherfuckers into thinking her FACE is this smooth…

This is worse than the old hags on dating apps using BLURRED out old photos, only to meet them to fuck and realize “missed the fucking mark on this one, but I’ll still cum on her face, we’ve COME this far”….

You see, ladies have been LYING on the internet forever, there are MTV shows about it that branded the term CATFISHING…but CINDY CRAWFORD is a public figure, people look onto her and think “so this is what 60 looks like when you are rich and famous, my life sucks, I’ll just kill myself now and get it over with”….

CINDY CRAWFORD is out here making people FEEL LIKE shit about themselves, not being honest aboput her genentics or her ROT….and that is fucking WRONG….

BUT with all old bitches, you can always AGE THEM OUT…like the RINGS of a TREE by looking at their hands….THOSE SHITS remain cryptic or CRYPTKEEPER-LIKE right into the OLD folks home, no matter how BLOWN out the rest of them is thanks to narcissism and no respect for the audience….no matter how many BLOOD transfusions with CHILDREN BLOOD to stop the AGING process in WEIRD Hollywood rituals…WE know that you’re rotting…

It’s one of those don’t judge a book by the cover situations, where you know her pussy’s still 100 years old and creating noxious swamp gases that will knock a motherfucker out if standing behind her at HOT YOGA CLASS in Malibu….YOU CAN MISLEAD the rot, but you can’t stop the ROT…so enjoy this FUCKING lie…cartoon caricature bullshit LIE….that is actually the fucking problem..

You know, they shit on hot skinny models for being hot, and NO ONE shits on old as shit models, or fat fucks, or ugly fucks using FILTERS, FILLERS and BOTOX to push their fucking lie that ACTUAL MISLEADS people…

THOSE are the REAL enemy….and nothing more shameful than old people pretending to be young people…it’s been a level of pathetic I’ve seen in grocery stores for as long as I can remember…

THERE is no harm or SHAME in being an old as shit billion grandma aged pussy LIKE YOU ARE…if anything, it could make her MORE interesting since I’m not fucking into COSPLAY bullshit LIES….

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE HANDS…to catch them in their TROLL.

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I don’t know why, but in the 90s you had to pick a team, it was between Cindy Crawford the All American model turned spokesmodel that everyone was convinced was the hottest bitch out there, or Claudia Schiffer…the German…

I chose Schiffer…like I was David Copperfield…but my only illusion is making my penis disappear and not like a bro saying “wanna see my magic trick” to the babe in the bar….at least in a gilded age of being a man when you could make jokes like that…where as now they just talk about their genders and racism….but yeah…my magic trick is making my penis disappear, not in a pussy, but just standing there with my pants down…INVISIBLE man…that may not even be a man..

Anyway, if I was to relive the 90s, which I may be doing right now, I would have probably stuck with Schiffer because German girls are bright, pragmatic, properly engineered and like to get shit on, while American girls…are just Coca Cola or Pepsi depending on who pays more…it’s a capitalistic society…either way a sugar water drinking for money vapid retard who uses her tits and who make babies they sell to the industry that they love so much because it solidified their existence….and wealth…

That’s not to say Crawford didn’t have good tits, or wasn’t a good model, it’s just to say American women are shitty…and you probably know that…since your mom is likely American…TRUER WORDS NEVER SAID…

Well, the 90s Supermodel who has sold her kid to the industry partnered up to model again at 60 years old because of course she did…and this is the erotica they produced together…whether it’s too little too late or not is debatable, but this model just can’t get enough modelling…

I am probably not allowed to post these, but they are all over social media….( HER INSTAGRAM and VOGUE BRASIL INSTAGRAM ) because she looks good in her old age…which is important since her looks are why she exists….

As a side note, I did see Cindy Crawford outside a hotel many years ago. She was pushing some furniture and I happened to be walking outside the hotel she was staring at. A small group had formed and I moved into see what the situation was. I figured someone had died or a homeless girl was masturbating or something fun…but it was just Crawford getting out of her town car and I had no idea it was her…but our eyes connected for a split second and she definitely stole my soul…there are people out there who just suck a motherfucker in…they call it the “It factor” or the “x factor” or the “star power”….even if you try to resist you get sucked in and it happened….but I’m still rooting for 90s Schiffer….soul being captured by Crawford or not.

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I have seen her in person…she was promoting some furniture shit and I happened to be walking by her hotel randomly at the same time as her…it was basically destiny or fate…and that is the story about how I am Kaia Gerber’s actual father….you know cuz there was no way she didn’t get pregnant when our eyes locked…

She’s old as shit now, but these are some old as shit pics of her, you know to look at her tits on those days that her slutty daughter isn’t out there being slutty….

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Apparently Cindy Crawford posted this picture in efforts to show to her daughter, who is having sex with that Monkey looking SNL character who’s dad blew up in the World Trade Center because he realized it was better than going home to that freakish child he created….back on September 11th….how it is done.

That’s all I got….because in the 90s..I was more into Claudia Schiffer than Cindy Crawford…there was a device and I chose German Eugenics over all American mole face….at least it wasn’t a port wine face…but if Austin Powers can teach us anything…its that Moles are gross…and I am someone with moles…but not into mole empowerment…I know this shit is birth defect not beauty…

That’s not to say Cindy Crawford isn’t good, she’s just a shit parent who helped sexualize her daughter for her ego, cuz these are Hollywood rich people and this is what they do, always wanting more…that greed….

Like put this bitch into some Ocean Conservation program, or have her learn skills..instead you send her to NYC to fuck primate looking motherfuckers at the zoo…when not taking lame overpaid photoshoots that are only happening because they think she looks like Cindy Crawford…Kaia is hot – sure, but some puppet stage parenting is going on here….as Cindy holds her tit for ya’ll…

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I don’t know why Cindy Crawford is naked, I am going to assume it is because that’s just the kind of shameless egotistical vain person that she is…

I mean she is the kind of mom who realizes that she’s old and expired so she throws her teen daughter in the mix as her clone or proxy to take over the family legacy, getting slutty for photographers and getting paid by brands to pose… but not before she throws off her mom fitness gear that rich moms seem to wear and pose for some photographer…..covering her sloppy mom tits….cuz she needs to keep up some mystery…even though it’s no time for mystery at her age…it’s actually the time she puts it all out there but she probably doesn’t want images like that out there…it’s like “BLACK AND WHITE AND STRATEGIC ANGLES”….then use my kid for the close up pussy pics…mine is too far gone…stunt double shit…instead of just sending her daughter to med school or something practical….LA…a garbage place with garbage people who have too much money.

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