I have seen her in person…she was promoting some furniture shit and I happened to be walking by her hotel randomly at the same time as her…it was basically destiny or fate…and that is the story about how I am Kaia Gerber’s actual father….you know cuz there was no way she didn’t get pregnant when our eyes locked…

She’s old as shit now, but these are some old as shit pics of her, you know to look at her tits on those days that her slutty daughter isn’t out there being slutty….

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