Cindy Crawford Old Hands of the Day

2022

Jan

Here’s a lesson in the aging process that you MAY or MAY not be familiar with, but that I’ve obviously written about hundreds of times over the last 20 years on this site, because I have no real interests or hobbies and all my stories are about 20 years old, before fully becoming a reclusive hermit before it was MAINSTREAM or cool…if anything…it creeped a lot of people out.

Anyway, the lesson is OLD AS SHIT rotting women who try to FAKE things in such an OFFENSIVE way, like Cindy Crawford, your American Dream Supermodel of the 90s, totally BULLSHITTING motherfuckers into thinking her FACE is this smooth…

This is worse than the old hags on dating apps using BLURRED out old photos, only to meet them to fuck and realize “missed the fucking mark on this one, but I’ll still cum on her face, we’ve COME this far”….

You see, ladies have been LYING on the internet forever, there are MTV shows about it that branded the term CATFISHING…but CINDY CRAWFORD is a public figure, people look onto her and think “so this is what 60 looks like when you are rich and famous, my life sucks, I’ll just kill myself now and get it over with”….

CINDY CRAWFORD is out here making people FEEL LIKE shit about themselves, not being honest aboput her genentics or her ROT….and that is fucking WRONG….

BUT with all old bitches, you can always AGE THEM OUT…like the RINGS of a TREE by looking at their hands….THOSE SHITS remain cryptic or CRYPTKEEPER-LIKE right into the OLD folks home, no matter how BLOWN out the rest of them is thanks to narcissism and no respect for the audience….no matter how many BLOOD transfusions with CHILDREN BLOOD to stop the AGING process in WEIRD Hollywood rituals…WE know that you’re rotting…

It’s one of those don’t judge a book by the cover situations, where you know her pussy’s still 100 years old and creating noxious swamp gases that will knock a motherfucker out if standing behind her at HOT YOGA CLASS in Malibu….YOU CAN MISLEAD the rot, but you can’t stop the ROT…so enjoy this FUCKING lie…cartoon caricature bullshit LIE….that is actually the fucking problem..

You know, they shit on hot skinny models for being hot, and NO ONE shits on old as shit models, or fat fucks, or ugly fucks using FILTERS, FILLERS and BOTOX to push their fucking lie that ACTUAL MISLEADS people…

THOSE are the REAL enemy….and nothing more shameful than old people pretending to be young people…it’s been a level of pathetic I’ve seen in grocery stores for as long as I can remember…

THERE is no harm or SHAME in being an old as shit billion grandma aged pussy LIKE YOU ARE…if anything, it could make her MORE interesting since I’m not fucking into COSPLAY bullshit LIES….

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE HANDS…to catch them in their TROLL.