Apparently Cindy Crawford posted this picture in efforts to show to her daughter, who is having sex with that Monkey looking SNL character who’s dad blew up in the World Trade Center because he realized it was better than going home to that freakish child he created….back on September 11th….how it is done.

That’s all I got….because in the 90s..I was more into Claudia Schiffer than Cindy Crawford…there was a device and I chose German Eugenics over all American mole face….at least it wasn’t a port wine face…but if Austin Powers can teach us anything…its that Moles are gross…and I am someone with moles…but not into mole empowerment…I know this shit is birth defect not beauty…

That’s not to say Cindy Crawford isn’t good, she’s just a shit parent who helped sexualize her daughter for her ego, cuz these are Hollywood rich people and this is what they do, always wanting more…that greed….

Like put this bitch into some Ocean Conservation program, or have her learn skills..instead you send her to NYC to fuck primate looking motherfuckers at the zoo…when not taking lame overpaid photoshoots that are only happening because they think she looks like Cindy Crawford…Kaia is hot – sure, but some puppet stage parenting is going on here….as Cindy holds her tit for ya’ll…

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