A tranny, a fat bitch, a granny and a man walk into a Sports Illustrated cover shoot……

The good news is, they still use models….

Hailey Clauson is an interesting big titty model who has been modelling since she was like 14 or 15 and who got a HEFTY payment for being in a provocative shoot when under the agte of 18 for some creeper retailer who she ended up suing for sexualizing a minor and settling out of court, meaning her entire adult life, she didn’t really have any need to model, she had a pile of money from her childhood inappropriate modeling….because being provocative can pay if you set up the right creeper.

That said, she’s been in SI Swim since 2016 and SI Swim doesn’t seem to let go of their models, it’s like a family, and in Hailey’s case she’s not necessarily as tight bodied as you’d want a swim model to be, but compared to the fatties in their other inclusivity and diversity shoots, she’s a fucking win….the kind of actual model they sneak in when the WOKE police aren’t judging them and attacking for not letting fatties in the mix, like some kind of PARODY that’s become REAL life…..

I call this shoot, memories of photoshop….where has it gone, when will it return, we don’t know these people, let’s make them unrealistic body expectations for JERK off purposes.

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Hailee Clauson was a hipster model when that was a thing. You know the alternative model who was still hot as shit but just came off cooler than the other fashion models because they’d do things like URBAN OUTFITTERS ads…and any brand with the name URBAN in it you know is as cool as it fucking gets….not mooching off a culture like they were Hypebeast at all.

I only know this shit because I’ve been on the fucking internet forever…

Hailee Clauson’s probably got topless in shoots when she was doing that whole hipster thing, it was an era before instagram…but I don’t really remember any of her fashion model smut…

She was clever enough to rebrand, do Sports Illustrated, become a legit model and now she gets to live the dream on social media…with her tits out….and some face filter on because I’m not convinced those are even human eyes…

I’ve been on the internet forever, so I am aware that not everything we see is real…but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth staring at.

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I used to shit on Hailey Clauson, despite her big hipster tits, that have since gone mainstream, but at the time I used to shit on Hailey Clauson, her tits were hipster….and the reason I’d shit on her is because when she was underage, she got some corporate job for Urban Outfitters, doing some campaign for them, which in and of itself is pretty creepy, you know get a bunch of 16 year olds half naked and humping motorcycles, but her father was on set and together they decided they’d use this opportunity to get fucking paid…so girl sued her client….and settled for what I’ll assume is a lot of fucking money…she was asking for 28 million dollars…so she probably got some lifehanging settlement….

I wasn’t siding with Urban Outfitters for being creepers who deserved to be sued, fuck the corporations and their money grubbing, give the girl what she deserves, I was just amazed that she didn’t get black listed by the industry for doing that…but instead she has been able to work consistently….

In 2014 she made the switch from hipster fashion model, to mainsteram model with Sports Illustrated, probably Victoria’s Secret, and it’s been good and throughout it all, she’s had big tits…

So I got nothing but good things to say about Hailey Clauson….because tits but I will look at her tits.

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I’ve gone over this before, because same same but different is basically the fucking existence we live in, especially when you’ve been a celebrity titty blogger no one bothers with for around 18 years, which is a long and depressing time, considering the site makes zero fucking money and has zero fucking future and I am basically where I was when I started, a joke, which is why I started it, cuz it’s not about the money man, it’s about writing useless shit about useless people that may be construed as important, but the only thing important about them are their tits…

So get ready for a re-run, because Hailey Clauson, who I used to target for suing Urban Outfitters for using her in a sexualized way in one of their campaigns when she was 16 or 17, like the perverts they are….saying I couldn’t believe anyone would hire her after she sued her client…only to be reminded that fuck Urban Outfitters, those culture vulture corporate fucks who tried to exploit the hipster scene from profit, and who managed to do it in a successful way, using girls like Clauson sexually when she was underage, they should have been sued and Clauson deserved the nest egg from the settlement after being exploited by them….

She managed to go from hipster model to SI model, in part because she was hip in NYC, with rockin’ tits, but there was a time she was topless star of hipster photographer shoots but now she’s mainstream and luckily still has the tits….because they are fun to look at even if the close up of the bikini bottoms cutting off her circulation as her fat spills over it is not the best, at least it’s not photoshopped to shit like all the other trash of the internet who wish they were as hot as this one, who is from a time when you had to be naturally hot to get ahead…instead of fake it til you make it…

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I don’t think Hailey Clauson’s actually pregnant or a mom with milk filled tits, but from this angle, she might as well be, those fuckers are huge!

Clauson, even when she was an underage model being sexualized by Urban Outfitters, only to have won a lawsuit after suing Urban Outfitters for sexualizing her when she was under 18, something that probably should have got some people sent to jail, which is something I never quite understood in doing this site, because of how serious anything involving under 18 year olds is, meanwhile Victoria’s Secret and I guess Urban Outfitters are stripping 16 year old girls down to sell their shit..

But yeah, in the past I may have criticized her for being sexualized by the brand that she sued, knowing she was well aware of what was going on, but in hind sight, it was the right thing to do and fucking awesome….and it didn’t even negatively impact her career, maybe cuz she’s got mom tits without being a mom, I don’t know….she went onto do a lot of mainstream shit as an adult because ultimately, she was a victim of the creepy industry that has their own set of creepy rules cuz they are rich…

Fuck the man, without FUCKING the man, all these low rent girls scamming their audiences with nudes, don’t even know the right people to fuck over, and I like to think Hailey Caulson does…but I could be blinded by the tits…they are incredible.

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Hailey Clauson is a hipster model turned SI model…who fucked the fashion or model industry early on – because her and her dad did a hipster shoot for Urban Outfitters that they totally signed off on and that was all gravy but lucky for her she was underage….so that she could sue them and pull the whole “I was exploited while underage” angle that got her and her family paid the fuck out…..something you’d expect to end her career, the industry would seemingly hate on that behavior, it’s a little volatile but if you play the victim right and I guess in ways she was the victim…like why the fuck was a major brand using under 18 year old girls to hump a motorcycle half naked….last I checked that kind of thing is illegal…giving her that opportunity to be like “if you try not to hire me, you’ll go down too”….so she’s had a career out of it and at 25 she’s still out in bikinis…probably rich as shit because you know Urban Outfitters paid out all those years ago…allowing her to cruise….

This was before the MeToo movement thing ever happened so she’s a fucking innovator in taking down repulsive men who pay women to stand in front of cameras…a first mover…it was a 28 million dollar lawsuit.

I don’t know why it’s not on her WIKIPEDIA page, but I guess it makes sense…in the rebrand.

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Hailey Clauson has Nipples.

She was a hipster, nude model, getting naked like all the young instagram girls…but she old…so she was doing it early on.

Somehow, maybe putting in the time, being in the scene…sucking the right dick….she got cast in Sports Illustrated swim, trying to be cool….so despite being old…she’s still out there with the nipples….out and there’s little exciting about an old model nipple in a t-shirt…especially when there are pics of her cunt out there…but it’s something and something is better than nothing….

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Hailey Clauson is the nude hipster model, turned Sports Illustrated model before it was too late for her, celebrated for the last year of her career….before the hard NYC living with her rich and luxurious friends caught up with her…and now at 30, she’s in an H&M photoshoot not photoshopped as hard is it should be, because she’s out there embracing being plus sized without realizing all the 19-22 year olds she competes with, who would die for an H&M campaign are getting liposuction and aren’t even nearly this dumpy…it’s a competitive world out there for a model and I like to hope the 22 year olds will win…while these ones find 55 year old rich dudes to lock down to finance their life…I mean they are models that’s gotta count for something in the rich person modeling game.

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