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2018

16

Jul

Hailey Clauson’s Bikini of the DAy

Hailey Clauson is another one of the SI Swimweek Swim model from their magazine who must be fucking 40…and based on her stomach has got to be fucking 40…or pregnant like Kate Upton….getting all doughy in her old age becasue she’s “made it” and doesn’t really have much life left in her bikini model career..I mean except for things like photoshop and facetune and SI holding onto everything they have even when trying to find new instagram fame they bring out the old timers even thought the old timers ave already found their money men to finance the rest of their lives…and even though they look old….

I am basing all this on her stomach, cuz eventually your stomach catches up to your big tits…

I am assuming the dude sexually assaulting her is her boyfriend and not some Miami Bro Shark taking what he feels he deserves due to white male entitlement.

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2018

20

Jun

Hailey Clauson Does Cosmo of the Day

Hailey Clauson is alright, I guess, for an older weathered, thicker model who is on her last legs and figured she had to do something big, like SI, which I think it’s a waste of time in the grand scheme of things, but that apparently has a good reach and is good PR and helps these women get other gigs…like Cosmo..

I would say that this is far less interesting that any of the Cosmo articles on Anal sex that the Christian women try to get banned from the Newsstands because Anal sex is nature’s abortion and against god’s will…unless it’s a priest getting his dick all shit and blood covered with choir / alter boys…

But it’s still a girl with tits, who has made a career out of her tits, and who started being provocative in pictures at a young age with her tits, back when her dad sued Urban Outfitters for using her 16 year old model body provocatively…in one of the greatest cash grabs ever….only to have her grow up to be the slut she was back then…but old enough to make her own decisions about it.

That’s pretty much all I have to say about Hailey Clauson …

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2018

21

Mar

Hailey Clauson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Hailey Clauson pulls up her red bikini bottoms

Hailey Clauson is out there doing it – the right way…by getting half naked on her own terms to generate some buzz about herself to try and close some deals for herself….

Some could say it is exploitative and that she is sexualizing herself because she’s resilient…a power woman…with a vision and a dream and she’s creating her own destiny, writing her own story….by using her body to do it…

THIS is what models do – they overcome all odds….by getting half naked and eventually marrying a rich guy they meet on their travels…

I am surprised she gets work, because there are a million girls in bikinis, and this hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader clothing store, for slutting her out when underage…WHILE HER DAD WAS ON SET….letting her slut herself out…he even SIGNED off on the pics, but she was 16 at the time, they printed her on a T-Shirt…and they sued for 28.5 Million dollars and “settled” for what I assume is 10 – 15 million….

Meaning her working this model shit, insane if you think about it, but plays the victim about it…..and everyone loves a victim…is all for herself, her ego, not for the money and that’s just nuts…

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2018

08

Mar

Hailey Clauson’s Casual Outfit for the Paparazzi of the Day

Hailey Clauson tight black little dress

Hailey Clauson is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, who was once a hipster model, and who has recently lost something like 30 pounds, while maintaining her tits, to attempt to get more modelling work as she nears 30 and knows it’s almost over…

She was a young, underage model, who sued a fake Hipster leader, for slutting her out on a motor cycle, when underage…despite her dad being on set…

This is her walking around casually, you know doing what I will call the “Phoebe Price”…where you know the paparazzi is there, you make sure you do your model walk, to sell your model story, and convice people you’re still a model, doing model things, like a model, so that you get jobs…

It seems pretty shameless, but she’s lookin’ hot and that should be respected.

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HERE SHE IS EATING SLUTTILY…

HERE SHE IS TITS OUT…IN INSTAGRAM VIDEO

HERE SHE IS IN A BATH….

HERE SHE IS AT SOME SLUTTY SHOOT…

THAT IS ENOUGH ABOUT SOMEONE SO INSIGNIFICANT….

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2018

21

Feb

Hailey Clauson Topless of the Day

Hailey Clauson Topless

Hailey Clauson is out there doing it – the right way…by sexualizing herself because she’s resilient….that’s what models do – they overcome all odds and bring their best face and body to the photoshoot where they are objectified by brands, photographers, marketing people, just wanting them to look their hottest, to make the most noise, and get the most attention, to sell as much product as possible…

Even after this hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…WHILE HER DAD WAS ON SET….to cash the fuck in young, something you’d think would get her blacklisted….

She went fat, got skinny, did SI, and now here’s her POLAROIDs…

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2018

29

Jan

Hailey Clauson for Ocean Drive of the Day

Hailey Clauson Close up Big lips and big tits

Hailey Clauson is out there doing it – because she’s resilient….that’s what models do – they overcome all odds and bring their best best face and body to the photoshoot where they are objectified by brands, photographers, marketing people, just wanting them to look their hottest, to make the most noise, and get the most attention, to sell as much product as possible…

Even after this hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…WHILE HER DAD WAS ON SET….to cash the fuck in young, something you’d think would get her blacklisted for being a volatile fucker, the kind you hire who shit on you after you pay them, and who you end up in court with….so you just settle making her rich enough to not have to model…

She’s able to keep her vibe alive….doing magazines, Sports Illustrated, mattering…what a hero really…who has faced struggles and adversity…

IMPRESSIVE…in Ocean Drive.

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2017

11

Dec

Hailey Clauson’s Slutty Christmas of the Day

Hailey Clauson in a Bra and Panties for Christmas

Hailey Clauson is the spokesperson for some underwear company, or at least their Christmas campaign, and I guess part of promoting the brand involves posting slutty Christmas themed selfies that aren’t all that great, or exciting, really like some Vana White posing in the product, you know car show girl, instead of working the trade show floor, she’s working it, with zero creativity, zero excitement, zero effort, but I guesss you just have to get half naked to matter on social media and the world…

A hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…slutting herself out while of age, just to matter…interesting how that happens…


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