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2017

11

Dec

Hailey Clauson’s Slutty Christmas of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is the spokesperson for some underwear company, or at least their Christmas campaign, and I guess part of promoting the brand involves posting slutty Christmas themed selfies that aren’t all that great, or exciting, really like some Vana White posing in the product, you know car show girl, instead of working the trade show floor, she’s working it, with zero creativity, zero excitement, zero effort, but I guesss you just have to get half naked to matter on social media and the world…

A hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…slutting herself out while of age, just to matter…interesting how that happens…


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2017

06

Dec

Hailey Clason’s in some Bullshit Lingerie of the Day

At the time of posting this video, it had all of 213 views, after being on the YAMAMAY channel for 3 fucking days, and you know, or I know, that Hailey Clauson, the hipster model who once sued Urban Outfitters for producing kiddie porn, because they used her, while her dad was on set, in sleazy photos….for marketing bullshit mainstream cheesy hipster shit…that doesn’t matter…and shit settled…setting her up for life…allowing her to come back to the industry as an adult as a bikini model, half naked model, worth jerking off to model…and here she is in some failed lingerie campaign…

I’m like a charity giving them some clicks….for free…nice guy…considering no one does shit for me for free..

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2017

05

Dec

CR Fashion Book 2018 Calendar Starring Some Models of the Day

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CR Fashion Book is some pretentious bullshit put out by some ex editor or creative director of Vogue, which in and of itself is a fucking scam, because the fashion industry is a scam, but the general public think it’s important, high brow, interesting, exciting, exclusive, something to be a part of, something to save money to buy, unless you’re arab or asian and you just have access to funds to buy the 10,000 dollar purse worth 10 dollars….

But rich people need purpose, something to strive for, something to be a part of, and that is why fashion industry sucks in the rich kids to keep the rich going…

It’s pretty awful place filled with entitled uninteresting people…but they do put out photoshoots…and here is their Calendar, not saved for trashy Glamous models, anyone can have a Calendar even fashion people…\

Featuring idiots like GIGI hadid, an asian, a black, an arab, Hannah Ferguson and some other trash…here are the high brow important images that dont matter.

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2017

20

Jun

Hailey Clauson Demonstrates How She Fucks of the Day

If you’ve ever fucked a hot chick, whether it is a stripper, a model, an instagram model, or even a not that hot but think she’s hotter than you chick…she’ll 99 percent of the time be in this position….

It’s like she doesn’t give a fuck about putting any effort in, she’s like:

“I’m letting you in me and that’s enough work, so do you’re thing and if I cum I cum, and when I cum, I’ll make sure you cum by saying shit like “did you cum yet” or “are you going to cum yet”….because girls who think they are hot are the worst…

But maybe they are just in that position due to date rape drug you put in their drink….and their snotty, snobby, think they are hot ego…is just the voices in my head…

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2017

08

Feb

Hailey Clauson Titty Grab of the Day

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Big and Busty Hailey Clauson who is best known for her Sports Illustrated cover shoot dream …who is best known for suing the Urban Outfitters because they used pics of her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set participating in the whoring out of his 16 year old daughter Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….which is exactly what happened – cashed the fuck in or out – and this modeling is just for fun.

Hailey Clauson is some 21 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taken them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues and applies to everyone…YAY…thanks INTERNET…..

Here’s her tit grab for – what I assume is SI…

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2016

15

Dec

Hailey Clauson for some Saks Bathing Suit Porn of the DAy

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Big and Busty Hailey Clauson who is best known for her Sports Illustrated cover shoot dream …who is best known for suing the Urban Outfitters because they used pics of her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set participating in the whoring out of his 16 year old daughter Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….which is exactly what happened – cashed the fuck in or out – and this modeling is for companies like SAKS is just for fun, she could even do it for free because of her pile of Urban Outfitters money….but probably gets paid…because…they need that big girl in a one piece bathing suit action…

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2016

09

Dec

Hailey Clauson for Esquire of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a sports illustrated model…which means she’s very important… so important that other magazines take pics of her…to keep her going….which is interesting because when she was a teen model, she sued a company for sexual assault and as someone who hates these quick to pull the trigger sexual assault people…because not everything is rape….you know typical victim blamer…I don’t really get why anyone would hire her after that. It’s like there are a million girls as hot – or hotter than her…give them the job…not some whiner…even if corporations taking slutty young girls is wrong – wait until they are 18 you perverts…and deserve to pay up….so let this one sit on her settlement and stop allowing her to exist by taking pics of her…she’s not that great and what’s with this no nipple bullshit…sort it out girl…

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2016

29

Nov

Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely…

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2016

11

Nov

Hailey Clauson for Eberjay of the Day

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Hailey Clauson got a job! Good for her. I’ve made fun of Sports Illustrated models for all being hookers who will fuck anyone who pays them explicitly or in the form of being their husbands or sugar daddies with more “romance” and subtlety, but the effect is generally the fucking same….

But Hailey Clauson is different, mainly because she’s been in this hipster model game for a long enough time, and most interestingly modeled provocatively when she was underage for some pervert brand – and sued them – settling and probably making enough money to never work again…all because the corporation was in the wrong, being perverted…and anyone who goes after evil corporations who exploit women for their gain – because there are girls thirsty enough to let them getaway with it – is someone I respect… not to mention rich girls are hot…

So here she is posing in lingerie – no longer underage – because she’s about this life – and even when she was underage she was about this life – she was OK with this kind of behavior and posing….making her terrifying, you know cuz she’ll like it one day – until she sees opportunity – then she’ll act violated – or raped – only to actually do it again because she doesn’t actually feel violated or raped – she just wants the cash….

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2016

02

Sep

Nina Agdal & Hailey Clauson Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Nina Agdal and Hailey Clauson are part of the Sports Illustrated summer program, where she’s showing her nipples in artistic black and white shoots….because this is art or some bullshit – at some event that Sports Illustrated is probably getting paid a lot of money for, otherwise they wouldn’t bother organizing this shit…unless they realized if they used their hooker promo model team more than just in February when they release the magazine, they can get content all year round…sure it makes the excitement that no one has for the magazine dwindle…if they get it everyday….but we get it everyday – from their hookers and other hookers alike..making none of this shit special, exciting or interesting…even when you can see the trick’s nipples…

Boring.

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2016

26

Aug

Hailey Clauson for SI Swim’s Summer Shoot of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is clearly a big girl, just not an offensively big girl, a big girl who can pull off not coming across as a big girl in her pictures because she’s proportionate…

She’s also Sports Illustrated celebrated vagina, she was on the cover, overtaking monster Kate Upton who was too busy out eating…

They are obviously trying to push her as hard as they can, and I guess trying to produce content in more than just February…

She’s probably best known for being a slutty 16 year old on set with her dad who sued Urban Outfitters for producing her child erotica – and won….my kind of girl….use that body to extort innocent unsuspecting men..with those tits!!

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2016

20

Jun

Hailey Clauson TIT of the Day

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Hailey Clauson has big tits….

She also has a shitty opportunist attitude that involved posing slutty as fuck for the a huge brand when she was underage, suing the brand for a double payout while maintaining her innocent victim vibe, only to get topless and half topless as soon as she turned 18, because that’s just the kind of girl she is.

We call that extortion, if it was a story of young 17 year old old filming herself fuck older rich dude – pretending to be 18 – even though he kinda knew she wasn’t only for a pay day or him getting arrested…he’d still deserve to be arrested – but she staged the shit…

But that was the past, this is the now, where she’s got her tits out…and no one is going to get sued…

SHE WAS AT THE CONEY ISLAND MERMAID PARADE WITH OTHER SI MODEL NINA AGDAL – TO THOSE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE NINA AGDAL WHO DOESN’T DESERVE HER OWN POST AT THE MERMAID PARADE CLICK HERE

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2016

13

May

Hailey Clauson for GQ of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a big girl, which is common with models, especially Sports Illustrated cover girls…who is really milking being this year’s girl..along with Ashley Graham, an even bigger girl….by wearing her bikini and owning the bikini model way of life…

Prior to Sports Illustrated swim, Hailey Clauson was some hipster model who sued clients for being sexualized, before doing topless shoots and becoming relevant in her own right…jumping on the mainstream opportunity to work with SI the second it happened…

Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is penetrating the sports world by letting the sports world penetrate you…

Here she is with Patriot’s Rob Gronkowski….who despite the Jewish Accountant name is a star athlete…for GQ…because GQ is following Sports Illustrated lead…thinking featuring Hailey Clauson is more relevant than actual relevant girls…

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2016

11

Apr

Hailey Clauson’s Lexus Campaign of the Day

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Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is booking a campaign with the lead sponsor, which I assume is Lexus…

It’s the upsell to try to trick brands to hand over millions of dollars to get involved in the outdated magazine…”we’ll do a shoot with our photog an your car with our model, please pay us”….

It’s also the only one of their models getting paid to be in the magazine, and not even by the magazine, making it the best scam ever…”Let’s use girls for free to make money, to make our subscribers not cancel”…clever on their part, pretty dumb on the girl’s part…all they get out of it is some press and a free trip…and some bragging rights to girls who aren’t in Sports Illustrated Swim…

The magazine came out in February, so I’ve probably already posted these pics, and I generally don’t like posting LEXUS ads just because they have some overrated model in a bikini being a car show import model…which I guess when they do it for Lexus Toyota seems more classy then for Ron the Tinting guy down the street for a bunch of Asian dudes in a parking lot…but it’s virtually the same half naked whoring…and we like half naked whoring…

Lexus should pay me for this…

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2016

18

Feb

Hailey Clauson, Making the Rounds of the Day

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The ad Sales team and Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner company, decided to do a little “native content”…a little “Integrated content”…a Little “advertorial”….a little “Upsell”…a Little “we’ll have our cover girl, no not the fat one and no not the billionaire UFC cunt who would want a lot of money to do an ad for a brand, but the “hot” one who is basically an instagram model, just pay her 10k, and we’ll do it for a million dollars and all the blogs who like half naked girl and cars, because they have no substance and are just a bunch of primates jerking off all day will post it…”.

This is car ad curated by Sports Illustrated CLICK BAIT…you’ll see this on FB with a little “sposored” under it”…as they try to Carl’s JR this shit into a viral video…

Pretty fucking jokes to me all this money going around and I’m not getting any of it. Cocksuckers…

Here she is in ELLE Spain or French Elle, Or Who gives a fuck…she’s hot enough, hip enough, and she sued photographers after posing slutty for a huge brand when she was 16 – something that would blacklist you if it was a real story – but that just got her press as the victim – jokes!

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