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2014

23

Jul

Hailey Clauson for Elle France of the Day

Hailey Clauson is making serious moves. She’s one of those young LA Hipster models, who was so hipster she sued a hipster photographer and hipster retailer because they so weren’t hipster enough for her, and they published erotic pics of her at 16, that she was hipster enough to be a part of knowing that a good cash grab was around the corner…or at least some publicity…and I like an enterprising bitch who doesn’t give a fuck. Do you know how many aspiring models would sue photographers or top level brands…after shooting for them…risking sabotaging her career over…not many…and I love it…

I also love her tits, her body, her face, her willingness to get naked, and now her career that is blossoming nicely as she does Elle France…not naked enough…

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2014

02

Jul

Hailey Clauson for Flaunt of the Day

HAILEY CLAUSON is one of the amazing new instagram, hipster type models, who really isn’t all that new, but who has been around since she was 16, when she sued Urban Outfitters for taking slutty pics of her, in what I think was obviously a cash grab for her stage parents…

She’s been getting a lot of work lately, and I like what she’s doing, I figure she is a good reminder that there will forever be new young girls to take attention from the old played out girls..and that makes me happy…

This shoot, with her naked and showing nipples is by a photographer named YU TSAI and he did this for FLAUNT MAGAZINE’S latest issue…and they are pretty fucking hot…good job.

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2014

12

Jun

Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson, who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn…

I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness…

I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc….

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2014

19

May

Hailey Clauson for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Hailey Clauson is one of my favorite new models, who has been at this hipster modelling for years, she even had a lawsuit against Urban Outfitters when she was 16, because it was either a cash grab or a way to get her name attached to an otherwise name-less suit…or maybe it was placed by Urban Outfitters, because if it wasn’t I can’t imagine any brand would ever touch the bitch, she’s a liability…but they are touching her, in ways I want o touch her, and she’s being shaped into a future Victoria’s Secret model…right now she’s just 19, but her tits are big enough, her drive is there, her face is interesting, and she’s doing campaigns for far more substantial lingerie brands like Agent Provocateur…

Sure she may not be the hottest, the most interesting, and she may only have 5 minutes of fame, but I’m pretty fucking into it because it’s half naked…and/or in lingerie…

She’s like the New Emily Ratajkowski, now that Emily is forgotten…these girls have a short lifespan, but at least in that lifetime…tits happen.

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2014

28

Apr

Hailey Clauson for Love & Lemons of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a young it girl from LA, who has been booking all kinds of hipster type campaigns, because she’s got a good look and lives in that world….

She was an Urban Outfitters girl, before suing Urban Outfitters, for posting slutty pics of her at 16…something you’d think would have killed her career, but that didn’t because she turned 18 and now does all kinds of shit like Guess, Sports Illustrated, Beach Bunny, and now awesome instagram famous Love and Lemons pics in a trailer park…shot by Zooey Grossman …who is a pretty good photog…at least based on these amazing, young, it girl modelling pics….

I like her.

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2014

18

Apr

Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day

Young and busty Hailey Clauson must be a rich kid from LA. I’ve posted about her before, followed her on instagram, because that means we’re in love, probably a year ago, when she was still 17, because I saw her pics from her Wildfox Campaign and new I was in love enough to want to take her on magical adventures like it was a Disney movie…that she probably went to see in theatres on my 40th birthday because she was 12.

I also remember her suing the homie JASON LEE PARRY and Urban Outfitters because they used her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set whoring her out at 16 to Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….

That said, she’s interesting looking, has big tits, is tall and skinny, was willing to be a whore with remorse at 16, and is now doing free campaigns for Beach Bunny, GUess and a bunch of other people in efforts to be the next Kate Upton and the blogs are loving her…so I guess what’s to hate…she’s been at this since she was 14…help these titties shine the way her and her family and most importantly me… want them to…

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2014

11

Apr

Hailey Clauson is the Future of the Day

Hailey Clauson is some 19 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…

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2014

12

Feb

Hailey Clauson for GUess of the Day

Guess has been pretty consistent in finding girls who look like Hailey Clauson for their campaigns. You know a little more body than the average girl..maybe even a little too much body since they’ve historically grown up to be pretty fat…from Anna Nicole Smith to Kate Upton…but there’s a handful of them along the way who are and remain pretty intact…here’s hoping this Hailey Clauson is one of them…because I just fell in love and I wouldn’t want anything like her physical appearance to come between that…

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