GALORE Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2014

01

Jul

Carmen Electra for Galore of the Day

First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right…

That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page…

I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it…

VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE

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2014

13

Jun

Marloes Horst is Amazing in Galore of the Day

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I am going to assume that these are the Marloes Horst pics for GALORE ….because I know she’s in Galore along with every other relevant model and actress of the year…cuz these GALORE don’t fuck around…and just bring it…but I wish Marloes Horst fucked around, ideally with my genitals, using her genitals, or really any of her body part…hell she could just send me her outfits from her shoots, I don’t care…as long as it came in contact with her…and her amazingness, I’ll be able to put it to good use…

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2014

12

Jun

Samamtha Hoopes for Galore of the Day

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Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in fact it is borderline genius…

This shoot stars Samantha Hoopes, who is an SI Rookie of the year, even though I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, wearing a white t-shirt, showing off tits, which in case you didn’t know is all the styling any fucking photoshoot needs…seriously…

If this wasn’t a GALORE shoot, and I didn’t dig what they were up to, I’m sure I would have mean things to say, but I actually like how this issue came together, and I don’t like anything…so either I’m going soft, like my impotent dick in my old age, or maybe when the proper collab comes together – I support…

Now if only TV and movies and music managed to do what Galore is doing for fashion magazines…then I wouldn’t hate as much as I do..

Here’s Samantha Hoopes

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2014

12

Jun

Shay Mitchell Nipple in Galore of the Day

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It looks like our friends over at GALORE MAG convinced Canadian star of some really popular show called pretty little liars, that I think is about teen sex, to get onto their amazing style photos, you know that hipster, nipple for fashion shit I love, and in doing that they got her to show what looks like it may be her jacked up nipple, that is probably not that jacked up, but a little low on the tit, leading me to think it may either be an senior citizen tit, or maybe, it’s just a bad breast implant trying to look real, and really who fucking cares, you get to see Shay Mitchell tit, and even if you have no idea who she is, and even if she’s from Canada and based on personal experience, everyone hates Canadians…it’s still nice to look at…

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2014

12

Jun

Naya Rivera for Galore of the Day

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I don’t think our friends over at GALORE MAG are going to stop…

They just broke the fucking internet, or at least DrunkenStepfather because they had a big issue release and I am loving every single pic…

See I respect motherfuckers who go big, it’s like “we could spread out our shoots with all these relevant tricks, or we could just pile them all up into one issue that goes fucking viral..

For someone who is as into this shit, as I am into anything, which is not very into it, but I do appreciate hot girls in picture, even if they are horrible, tainted, trashy, try hards…or people who aren’t necessarily good enough for GLEE because Lea Micehele’s transgendered diva behavior doesn’t like hotter girls that her around, she needs to be the queen, even though she’s disgusting looking…while Naya…Naya is just fucking magical..fake tits or not and all..

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2014

12

Jun

Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

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Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson, who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn…

I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness…

I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc….