Samantha Hoopes was a rumored hooker, like a straight up hooker for rich guys who was able to get published in Sports Illustrated swim to increase her day rate for both social media influencer style campaigns these models get…and for the dudes she was dating…you know more mainstream press, more credibility as a model, more money…

She’s looked 45 since she started the bikini modeling, so she still looks 45, only now she’s fat cuz she just gave birth to her first kid, which we can assume was for financial purposes….her dude likely rich….

While pregnant, a bunch of nudes and sex tapes of her and a dude who wasn’t the current boyfriend surfaced, but their legal team squashed that as fast as they could, since the internet never forgets you can probably google it…and one of those videos involves her dog licking cum off her, because I guess the cum wasn’t rich enough to be inside her, and because she’s a sick fuck….who involes her dog into her sex….

Thanks to being pregnant the bikini model who is no longer a bikini model, but a mom to a rich kid, that will pay her 20k a month when the dude fucks off on her for other bikini models, has massive fucking tits, and since we are in a world of fat chicks and old chicks being celebrated like they were hot chicks…here she is for you….showcasing that pregnancy does destroy bodies…but it makes the tits big though..

She’s selfie-ing her tits in these pics, cuz that’s what narcissists looking for attention do…

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Safe to say the pictures of this pig in Si Swimsuit were taken some time ago..and I say pig because we all remember her sex tape where she lets her poor little dog lick some dudes cum off her, cum that she was paid to receive for being a 20k a day hooker…..that’s the rumor anyway….

But now she’s found love, or at least strategically placed that cum inside her uterus where it belongs when you’re a slutty sex worker….I guess being 45 years old, at least in her face, she’s had no real choice but to get knocked up before it’s too late and she misses her chance she was given when cast for SI despite looking like a stripper…to be set for life…

This is her being strategic ….with baby in womb cuz that’s how being a sex worker who presents herself as a model works.

It is safe to say these bikini pics are scheduled in line with the release of SI Swimsuit….because get the hype you can to polarize your story….ride that SI Swim fame like you were Kate Upton or Christie Brinkley….while rocking an aggressive muppet face.

Here she is with her hard pregnant nipples out with her baby daddy

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I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…

It’s the LA way of life, these women who have managed to scam their way into Sports Illustrated Swim, don’t get paid to be in the magazine, but it totally increases their profile as humans. The marketing that goes into them boosts their social media to a level where people think they are famous, important or rich….but they don’t actually get paid any money….but they are surrounded by rich people, they are taken on rich guy trips, and by default live that rich person life…without any actual money or stability or future….and to get that rent paid…you gotta suck that dick…

But like I said, maybe it’s just rumors, maybe some people just don’t need to work, and are independently wealthy…no need to suck dick, no need to work….just ride that hotness that isn’t EVEN that hot…but that’s pulled off that scam.

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I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…that could also be a Christmas miracle for those of you who have 20,000 dollars to spend on a girl in a night, and more importantly, for those of you who use Sports Illustrated Swim as your escort agency catalog….which rich people do…

Whether, you think she’s a classy young lady, an old washed up lady pretending to be a model, a sugar baby, a top model, or a low level model from instagram….she’s still got big fake tits…

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Samantha Hoopes is the kind of model who looks 40, is probably 40, pretends she’s not 40, and acts really nice to everyone on set so they don’t look up her birthdate to find out she’s 40…or maybe it’s just Botox and Fillers that happened due to insecurity…

She’s also a Sports Illustrated model, because she obviously slept with the right person, to live out that childhood dream of being part of that “prestigious” magazine…because the chances of her finally getting work…or at least a rich athlete husband or even just a sugar daddy is much higher than working the strip club..or escort circuit she looks like she should be working…and that according to 2-3 rich guys I know…she is working…for 20,000 a night…Rumors…that sound too true to be good..

The fact is that not all the SI models go onto big things, especially not in this social media world, that requires work for girls who don’t like work, so they do things liks this bottom feeding – hoping for press – that will turn into jobs – but with that hard face – I can’t imagine that working out too well for her – but I’m usually wrong…until I am right…

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It’s always fun to hear how retarded models who aren’t really models…but who did Sports Illustrated swimsuit once or twice…actually speak…because as this video of Samantha Hoopes will demonstrate…they sound like fucking idiots…

I am just amazed that a blonde trashy slut like this actually gets work, not that she gets that much work, in modeling, when clearly she’s got the filled up face that looks 40 and tits to be a high paid escort…

Something,, I’ve heard she may or may not be involved in for 20,000 dollars a night…rumors…where do people come up with these kinds of things…that’s no way to talk about a girl wondering the streets of LA looking for the paparazzi to tell a bullshit quote to…hoping to get noticed since Sports Illustrated coverage has pretty much done all it’s going to do for her…

She sounds so fucking dumb…and I find pleasure or at least satisfaction in that, because I’d hate for a her to be anything but a vapid bitch going “look at my tits, let’s work out, omg take a pic of my booty”…

A video posted by Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) on Oct 27, 2015 at 10:26am PDT

She looks so wrecked…like a broken down hooker..but that body is tight..

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Take a 20,000 dollar a night “model”….who will do virtually anything for 20,000 dollars, and instead of using her to her full potential, you know because she is known for being a “bikini” model…yes a “bikini model”…who was in “Sports Illustrated”….because she’s a “bikini model”…and I am not putting “bikini model” in quotes…like it is supposed to mean she’s a sugar baby hooker who bangs billionaires….or maybe I am…

But if I was a billionaire, I probably wouldn’t bother banging this one, when I can have all of them, probably at the same time, but I would definitely hire them to do great things…like wipe my ass with their tongue because if you’re paying that kind of money for something, that is only there because you are paying that kind of money, then why use toilet paper.

Or you can put her in fitness clothing campaign…that seems like a genius use of her “bikini modeling” capabilities….

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Samantha Hoopes has a pretty rugged looking face…and really body…but she’s one of Sports Illustrated’s champion bikini models, because I guess Sports Illustrated caters to white trash middle americans with no real taste in women, but who know one thing, and that thing is “TITS”…because this face is so beat the fuck up with injections, fillers and botox, that Samantha Hoopes looks like a fucking sex doll, and I guess she probably is one, to the right rich guy, it’s not like these Sports Illustrated bitches make any money, they just use the platform to bed athletes…obviously..

The funny thing is I think she says she’s 24 years old…I know 35 year old gutter porn chicks who look more wholesome and delicate than this…and those girls do facial abuse porn…

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Here she is in a bikini Photo CLIKC HERE

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