Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated swim model who was, because she’s old now and probably hasn’t been invited back to that elite club because she’ not 300 pounds or doesn’t have a dick, you know the real models that dudes who subscribe to sports magazines are into….at least according to the editors at SI who are complicit in this insane move from celebrating HOT bikini models and reducing them to sex workers forced to marry rich guys to survive because the only money for them is in selling nudes, rather than being hot in photoshoots selling brands to their fans…it’s weird.

Not as weird as Samantha Hoopes leaked porn clip where her dog licks the cum off her, unless I am just imagining that, blinded by the big titties…

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