I like to document the old lady Padma Lakshmi doing smut for social media to teach the kids the important lessons in getting two billionaires to cum in you, only to pit them against each other, knowing that billionaires have small cock syndrome, where they need to win at any cost, meaning they’ll try to one-up each other to be bigger and badder than the other….so luckily for Padma’s STD that turned out to be a child ended up getting one of the billionaire to put it in his will while he was dying of cancer, only for the other billionaire to be the biological father, so that the kid gets in on that will too..

It probably doesn’t take too much more than being willing to get naked, but I guess some semi-intelligent banter, to seemingly speak their language, with some hand on their thigh and paying for the first date, is enough to game these foolish men….

If you’re into money and not into living in the slum dog millionaire latrine….you know getting shit on and not in Dubai for millions of dollars, but in the slums for hep and typhoid…

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