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2018

12

Feb

Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini of the Day

Padma Lakshmi in a blue bikini with hard nipples

Padma Lakshmi is in a bikini with hard nipples on – because I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..

You know, she plays smart and strategic in her manipulation of rich guys…and She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires.

She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this hustle…where she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire who was dying of cancer – when it actually belongs to another billionaire….only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…when he dies…

DIRTY….Low level tricks…but brilliant if men are that fucking stupid…I mean get it girl.

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2017

17

Nov

Padma Lakshmi See Through of the Day

Padma Lakshmi See Through

Padma Lakshmi posted a straight up nipple pic for attention on social media…

Because there’s no way this was a slip up, it’s more a straight up, look at my tits fans, I need some attention…

Typical behavior from an egotistical asshole….

I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..

She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires.

She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this entitled and egotistical way, she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – when it actually belongs to another billionaire….and the billionaire she was playing was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john…into paying up.

We call it the DOUBLE DOWN that only works with really solid timing…liek you need to PLANT that Billionaire 1, who is not the Billionaire dies before the baby is born, so that he leaves the baby all his money, and when baby is born DNA proves it’s another Billionaire’s baby…

AWESOME…especailly for a 50 year old…

Why does she exist again?

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2016

24

Nov

Wallet Fucker Padma Lakshmi in a White Bikini of the Day

Padma Lakshmi looks stunning in a two piece white single strap bikini as she is spotted enjoying a dip in the ocean with her daughter Krishna Thea Lakshmi-Dell in Miami Beach

“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.” was a post that Padma made on her social media when I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….and now she’s wearing a bikini….a white bikini that is showcasing the billion dollar box….that billionaires think is worth cumming inside…because who the fuck knows why….

She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john…into paying up.

But it’s good business…especially for someone in her 50s….so this is a pussy in a white bikini tribute to some 50 year old brown chick…all for THANKSGIVING

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2016

03

Oct

Padma Lakshmi in Lingerie of the Day

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“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.”

Padma Lakshmi is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – get the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john…

She’s in her 50s, in her lingerie, demostrating tits that tricked men into making the creature that crawled out of her cunt…worth more than God…

Terrible human being..but the tits are good…not worth billion dollar babies according to me..that she can prove otherwise with bank statements…but still good..for an old weathered cunt…

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2016

06

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Billionaire Bikini Life of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi, is an Indian celebrity chef, who is only a celebrity chef because she is hot, and navigated her way to relevance via the men that she fucked…..

She was married to a 80 year old billionaire, before getting pregnant with another Billionaire’s kid, while pretending it was the 80s year old billionaire’s kid, so that when he died the kid would get his fortune as his sole heir, and after he died, she’d reveal the real father of her kid is another billionaire, to double dip, as it wouldn’t void the first billionaire money as he was dead and the family would have to go through an extensive legal battle with her…

She’s got abs, but is actually 50 years old….and a mom…because looking good made her matter, because insiders I know say she can’t even fucking cook…

She’s traveling the world…in a bikini and posting pics…so here it is…her winning at life thanks to her pussy and just a little Slumdog millionaire street smarts…

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2015

30

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Dick Pic of the Day

Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…even though she’s a Cookbook, celebrity food person….

The cooking is just a sideline scam to get into the hearts of billionaire cock/sperm to get it to fill the emptiness in her soul…with a baby that will provide her with a solid income and life of luxury she feels like she deserves…or that is half hers….

She fucked over one of her boyfriends by pretending her pregnancy was from him, when it was really some other billionaires…and all this is crazy because she belongs in the Kitchen of the local Bombay Palace all you can eat Indian buffet…working the Butter Chicken station…but being in a bikini, even at 40 and a mom, isn’t so bad either…especially when she’s showing off the cock that she even calls out…because if you don’t joke about your failed tranny tuck…people will think you’re a tranny…but if you do joke about it…people will just think it’s a bad angle…

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2013

08

Oct

Padma Lakshmi in Her Bikini of the Day

Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…

The cooking is just a sideline scam to get into the hearts of billionaire cock/sperm to get it to fill the emptiness in her soul…with a baby that will provide her with a solid income and life of luxury she feels like she deserves…

When really, she belongs in the Kitchen of the local Bombay Palace all you can eat Indian buffet…working the Butter Chicken station…but being in a bikini, even at 40 and a mom, isn’t so bad either…

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2012

10

Dec

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day


Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck


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2012

19

Nov

Padma Lakshmi In Lace Underwear for Playboy of the Day


Padma Lakshmi is some chef in her 40s and she’s doing what all chefs in their 40s do….no, not settling down to focus on family because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and sex after hours….but posing in lingerie for Playboy like she’s not 42 years old….married to a 98 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith….in what is probably the first ever official naked celebrity chef….despite my strong worded letters begging for Playboy to shoot Paula Deen Diabetes Pre Weight Loss spread eagle shoot…that playboy ignored…but instead brought me this…I get where they are coming from…but fat chicks naked are more entertaining….

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2009

11

May

Padma Lakshmi’s Nipple and Scar of the Day

Here’s that Padma chick from TV rockin’ a sheer dress. I don’t really know what’s going on but can’t help focusing on her scar. I remember hearing about people who were into medical injuries sexually and I never really got it, shit just reminds me of a sewed up vagina in the wrong place on her body, and sewed up vagina, although hot in theory, you know like unwrapping a christmas gift before gettin’ down to business, like a tightly wrapped treat needed to be disassembled before fully being enjoyed, is pretty fuckin’ disgusting in reality.

I wonder how she got it. Was she in a knife fight on the streets of Mumbai, or maybe she was a terrorist who was tortured for information, or a spy who was held hostage and escaped by sacrificing her arm, what I do know is that if this is a tennis injury, I’ll be pretty fucking disappointed.

Here are her nipples….

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2009

13

Apr

Allure Gets Girls Nude of the Day

I guess Allure realizes that in these times of economic crisis, where the world is turning to the internet, unfortunately, not turning to this website, and all print magazines are slowly going broke, and dying off, like some kind of magazine holocaust, that the final stage in survival is to take that tried, tested and true formula of survival and that’s getting girls willing to get naked, naked and posting their pictures in a classy enough way, that isn’t too offensive, that doesn’t show nipple or pussy lip, or anus, or insertion, because they don’t want to piss off the few advertisers they have left, because sex sells, unless it is sex with me.

They managed to get Eliza Dushku, a girl I wanted to fuck when she was in all those teen movies and my new found love, the Cumdog Millionaire who is from some cooking show I have never seen, named Padma, these are the pictures.

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2009

26

Mar

Padma from Top Chef Erotic Burger Ad of the Day

I don’t watch TV, so I don’t know what this Top Chef shit is, but I wish I did, because the girl who hosts it is pretty fucking hot. Her name is Padma Lakshmi, nice and ethnic, the kind of ethnic who is happy to bang people like me all because of dreams of citizenship.

Unfortunately, we’re a little too late on this one, but there are millions more out there, because Padma’s no longer the little girl in the small village that has no running water but she has made it. But I guess that romantic relationship she had with the Hamburger because it represented freedom and the American Dream to her hasn’t died out, it is still part of her core, and here she is in a pretty erotic ad for Hardee’s Western Bacon Thickburger, giving it back to what inspired her to get here and I’ll tell you that it’s much hotter than when my wife downs a burger or three….

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