Padma’s TV show may not be called cooking with tits, I don’t know if she’s even an actual cook, or if that’s some polarizing scam she’s pulled.

I just know that she doesn’t use her breast milk for her recipes….not that she’s still got breast milk but if she did it would probably be spoiled breast milk, maybe even yogurt breast milk, perfect for her Mango Lassi drink that she’s being paid to promote because she’s Indian….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

I do know that she still uses her breasts to get noticed, the 50 year old who makes babies with multiple billionaires because she’s mastered the system in seducing billionaires, recently did SI Swim despite being old, showing off the tits, now she’s in tight clothing showing off the tits….so we should help her monetize the tits, even though her vaginas done all the monetizing it needs to, at least for her billion dollar baby….

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I like to make fun of Padma for being the set of tits that crawled out of the public open sewer of Mumbai, in order to end up on TV, while stopping and fucking a few old as fuck men along the way, all of whom helped her achieve her dreams, like gaming two billionaires into thinking they were the father of her kid, leaving the kid all their money, only to find out that the kid was actually another billionaire’s kid after the other billionaire died, getting the kid two billion dollar cash settlments. that’s strategic.

It’s amazing what a big set of tits can do, seduce billionaires, get into SI Swim like she matters, and all this other amazing things for an amazing life….ALL thanks to big sloppies….Brilliant…

Unfortunately, she’s old and terrifying, but I’ll always stare at old tit since it’s tit, no matter how weathered or antiqued or covered in some sort of patina it is…

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No, this is not the indian coder that you saw studying JSON at the coffee shop with another Indian man who you can tell wishes so badly that they were in an arranged marriage.

No, this is not the customer service agent at your cellular phone, internet, bank, or other service you pay too much for, on her roller skating break at lunch.

No, this is not the daughter of the now 135 year old owner of the corner store you get your beer at, that Sri Lankan is always happy….and it’s probably not the girl working the Indian restaurant her family bought when they came over…all smelling like curry and not just her cunt….

This is the ever important big INDIAN titty Padma with the big tits hanging out. An SI SWIM model thanks to weird networking, rocking a face so hard it’s hard to believe it’s not Michael Jackson in drag, living his best life on his billions of dollars post death…but she’s also got the billions of dollars thanks to one of her man’s deaht…she let him think her kid was his and not the kid of another billionaire, getting both inheritances with an old bait and switch.

Her jawline terrifying, she must MEW or maybe it’s just her cycling T…..

Her neck crease looks like a battle wound she got when being human trafficked out of Madagascar or whatever Indian Island they farm women for bilionaires from…..and it looks like she’s rocking a drug dealer’s pager on her roller skates, some kind of time warp, but that’s just because she’s old as shit.

Big sloppy tit in a bikini though!

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Padma Lakshmi is milking this geriatric Sports Illustrated Swimsuit opportunity harder than she milks old billionaire dudes on their death bed, in efforts to fake a pregnancy with the motherfucker, while really being pregnant with another billioniare, just to mitigate the risk, try to double down, knowing that so long as the non bio dad think he’s the bio dad, the kid will get paid out when he dies…and then when he dies, just do a paternity test with the other billionaire who is the bio dad and now dude’s gotta pay up..,..it requires a level of sophisticated opportunistic woman who think she’s really hot and deserving to master than kind of psychopathic play…

SO yeah, Padma, the Food Network host with the big tits, wants you thinking about her milking milkers that are now more evaporated and dried up milk, but still big, while she’s out here milking the SI stamp of approval to target the next billionaire with the whole “I’m an SI Model”….so that she can milk him as hard as she’s previously milked rich old dudes..

Point of the story, lots of milk for someone who thinks cows are sacred…

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I don’t know why Padma looks like she’s dying, maybe it’s the vaccine, maybe she’s just old as shit, either way, she’s keeping her tits fed for the next dying billionaire, because she is on that Anna Nicole Smith school of business, get the old dying billionaire in with your charm, or your tits, so when he dies, you’re set up….

FEEDING THE TITS is a necessary step…..

Oh and she’s apparently an SI Swim model, clearly a campaign paid for by one of the rich guys she’s recruited with her cooter….

Point of the story, old ladies who sugar baby eating is a fetish, just not my fetish…

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I guess this is an outtage from the Padma Mango Lakishi or whatever the fuck that wallet fucking, billionaire cum guzzling pussy calls herself these days….

It’s another one of SI SWIM’s empowering, woke, look how inclusive, so brave to feature some shameless whore who literally got knocked up by a billionaire, while telling another billionaire she was dating at the time it was his kid, only for him to die of cancer and leave the kid his fortune, despite it being another billionaires kid that means she double downed on the billionaires, when one billionaire child support payment isn’t enough trick two billionaires to think it’s their kid, only to kill one off before the DNA results and after the WILL was updated.

I don’t know if any of that actually happened, or if my story is even accurate, or if I just made it up aimlessly based on a rumor I heard 30 years ago at Padma’s 50th birthday party…..

I just know that when the face turns to the camera, I SEE demons, which is what makes this GIF so fun, a thonged ass old lady, part of the destruction of SI Swim that also includes another 80 year old and a fucking TRANNY who isn’t even a TRAP, along with fat chicks and everything else but retards and midgets, showing her actual rich person DEMON face that allows her demon rich person sperm eating pussy to get that sperm and no one notices cuz of the thonged ASS …and her professional ability to snake charm…..

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Here’s Padma Laskshmi reliving her youth, doing some 1950s shit when she was likely in high school….

No, not by playing in the sewage of India like she was SLUM DOG millionaire, my only reference on India….

But drinking a milkshakes at the soda shop in some slutty enough or too slutty for an 80 year old, not too slutty for a whore dress you can almost look up and see the bear claw that trapped a few billionaires, at the same time, convincing a dying billionaire she had swindled like a stripper on the tail end of a lap dance song, because once you game billionaires, they are busy people, you’re in the circle and learn the hustle to game other billionaires, it’s an art all while pretending it’s not whoring…

Anyway, short skirts on weathered whores, not short enough to see just how callused and weathered that pussy leather is…good times.

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Padma Lakshmi, the billion dollar pussy, that’s had not one, but two billionaires cum inside her at basically the same time, so there was some level of confusion of who the biological dad was…

No judgement here, if you’ve got a pussy, you should all be using it for personal gain, or at least for your child’s gain…why the fuck would you bother dealing with broke ass losers when there are desperate rich guy losers out there….

That is something I’ll never understand from ladies, maybe they should take a little more Padma’s pussy strategy of dating rich as shit dudes, because life may not be transactional and love may not be transactional, but it makes for a better fucking life and investing your time into a dude who may never make it when you can get a dude who has made it, makes sense. That’s why dudes try to make money, for the pussy bro.

Anyway, she’s 50 years old has rocking bikini body and a nice tan that probably doesn’t think her pussy is the billion dollar pussy, you know like the comic strip someone should make….but rather just a girl who knows how to give billionaires what they want, in their circle, it’s not her fault they are rich as shit, it’s just who she knows….you know sugar babies have excuses for why they are sugar babies, my favorite hustle they do is buy dinner on the first date, that’s the way a billionaire will be gamed into thinking she makes her own money, she’s generous, no one ever pays for them…kind of thing.

They should teach courses to girls out there on how to bag billionaires, Padma should launch the school, I bet bikinis will be part of the equation, cuz billionaires aren’t buying dumpy ass bitches, they need to be YACHT ready for the YACHT party….and Padma, even in her old age..clearly is.

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Padma is some old as shit sugar baby who probably doesn’t identify as a sugar baby, because she’s done a few things to make a name for herself over the years of her ladder climbng..

Back in the day, you had to be something special to get in the same room as the billionaires, so you know that as a lady who fucked billionaires, she definitely thought of herself as their equal, or clever, hell, she may not have even saw herself as a billionaire fucker for the money, but a billionaire fucker because that’s just who she knew….no one likes to admit they are replaceable bodies….even Anna Nicole Smith probably thought her billionaire arrangement was of love and not of her being with a billionaire….whatever they need to tell themselves to sleep at night…

But yeah, she still looks alright in a bikini, I guess she’d have to….and I clearly remember the story of her fucking one 80 year old billionaire who was dying, while fucking another billionaire at the same time, only to get pregnant with the second billionaire, and telling the first billionaire it was his, so that the kid would get the inheritance of the first billionaire and the second billionare…and that clever scheme probably made her think her pussy was made of GOLD….

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I like to document the old lady Padma Lakshmi doing smut for social media to teach the kids the important lessons in getting two billionaires to cum in you, only to pit them against each other, knowing that billionaires have small cock syndrome, where they need to win at any cost, meaning they’ll try to one-up each other to be bigger and badder than the other….so luckily for Padma’s STD that turned out to be a child ended up getting one of the billionaire to put it in his will while he was dying of cancer, only for the other billionaire to be the biological father, so that the kid gets in on that will too..

It probably doesn’t take too much more than being willing to get naked, but I guess some semi-intelligent banter, to seemingly speak their language, with some hand on their thigh and paying for the first date, is enough to game these foolish men….

If you’re into money and not into living in the slum dog millionaire latrine….you know getting shit on and not in Dubai for millions of dollars, but in the slums for hep and typhoid…

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