Padma Lashki is a strategic vagina…

That’s not to say that her vagina knows how to do party tricks, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it could, I mean it’s a competitive world out there for the vaginas, that you sure as hell better have the kind of vagina that the dudes they fight over can’t refuse, but I have a feeling it may not have anything to do with a vagina with an extra gripping muscle, but more to do with a clever and strategic mind, the kind that just knows how to get everything she wants out of weak men who happen to have a lot of money….not that all men with a lot of money are weak men….but if you move in on them when they are 80 it’s pretty obvious to say that their guard may be down….

I will say that not all billionaires are the tycoons we read about as kids, you know the true masculine psychopaths who broke laws and destroyed people with the “it’s just business” excuse….WHAT IS BETTER FOR ME or willingness to take the moves that others may think are questionable…you know with their morals and values…you know the alphas…

In fact the billionaires we deal with now are the nerds who couldn’t get laid in highschool with a grudge, or chip on their shoulder, making their evil far deeper…especially when they come from generations of evil…

Have you ever had an argument with a nerd? I have…and they are fucking weird about it because they are so self involved, since no one invited them to their birthday parties, so they sit in their homes doing nerd shit while HATING everyone around them…in an “I’ll SHOW them” kind of sociopath…where I prefer tycoons to be the traditional monster…but that’s just me.

We’ll assume that Padma prefers any billionaire willing to knock her up….I mean at least historically..

She’s old, still has tits, maintains the body and is with a DOUBLE RAINBOW…probably thinking she’s a gift from GOD or some shit, you know cuz she dupes billionaires better than any of you who fund these people…

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Padma Lakshmi is in a fringed bikini despite being an old bitch who shouldn’t be in a bikini, but at least she’s got fringe on it to cover up the old ass not that we can see her old ass in this curated, photoshopped and manipulated selfie that she posted for attention….THAT IS WHY LADIES POST BIKINI SELFIES…to show off, to get jerked off to, to brag or get feedback…to lure in more billionaires in their 80s, despite her already doing that hustle, back when she wasn’t pushing 80….in fact she had two billionaires thinking her pregnancy was theirs, one who ended up dying of cancer before realizing he was swindled, only to leave the kid, who turned out to not be his, the family fortune…while going to the other billionaire and saying “pay up”….we call it a masterful double dip, one far more confusing than it should be cuz she’s not that hot, but clearly, she knows how to trick, seduce and manipulate rich men….

All this to say, old moms in bikinis being rich..mainly due to her vagina’s ability to kegel the cash out of the ATM…from the private banks the only cock she lets in her do their banking…

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Padma is a big titty 50 year old “chef” or “sugar baby” depending on who you are talking to…who has a great set of tits on what is a great looking body…despite being 50 years old…which is why the “chef” is able to “sugar baby”…

You may not know her story, but she faked being pregnant with one Billionaire, while she was pregnant with another Billionaire, and the first Billionaire got cancer and died, leaving his billions to her kid, that was in fact another Billionaire’s kid, so she got to hit the other billionaire up for money too…it’s like DOUBLE HITTER…..2 billionaires for the price of one….smart but a real piece of shit…

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6 Days ago Padma Lakshmi posted some thirst trap and no one cared….

It’s an obvious cry for attention, bikini pics always are and this one was captioned “50 is the New 30” despite the dried up menopausal pussy, the consistent fighting to not put on pounds, the constant need for face injections or botox to maintain any level of hotness, because 50 is not the new 30, only 50 year olds say that…while 30 year olds look onto 50 year olds and say “get off my instagram boomer”….

The fact it was a Birthday Bikini reveal was a double dose of desperation, in part by crying for everyone to wish her a happy birthday WHILE telling her how great she is, because she knows 50 isn’t the new 30 and she’s old as fuck.

What I know about Padma Lakshmi is not the most positive and happy or uplifting thing about Padma Lakshmi….it is basically how she baited a dying billionaire into thinking her kid was his, in order to get the kid on the will, while the real dad was another billionaire from Dell Computers, who she claims the original billionaire dying of cancer knew about, like some kind of cuck…nothing like some sex worker you hired annoucing to the world after your death that you’re a fucking cuck…despite all your accomplishments in private equity that had him owning things like IMG….the biggest model agency at the time….where he could have found way better, less manipulative, mastermind sales people who I guess got their start watching their family selling hard at the convenience store or market.

Point being…she’s in a bikini, has old lady tits, 50 is not the new 30 and Padma is so irrelevant it takes 6 days for a motherfucker like me to notice…that’s what happens when you’re old…no one cares about your weak pelvic floor, your hot flashes, you more frequent colonoscopies to avoid inevitable cancers…and your pissing yourself when you laugh…as old ladies do..

I personally like seeing 50 year olds act their damn age and put on the damn one-piece, the sexualizing of themselves is just weird fetish shit I don’t subscribe to.

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Padma Lakshmi is a professional….not a professional chef, or professional TV host, that’s all just part of her repertoire of skills she uses to fuck billionaires…

She is basically a sex worker to billionaires, so people don’t really look at it from the same perspective.

I have had inside information about how she conducted herself when pretending her baby was one billionaire she was dating, a guy who owned Dr Pepper, when really it was another billionaire’s baby….one of the Dells from Dell computers…

So, same concept of giving a 5 dollar blowjob, only for a lot more money in far more luxurious settings, but you still a ho.

What I find funny is that she’s in the billionaire circuit…like unless you’re not a billionaire, you can’t even look at her…I mean are these tits worth that much? Apparently so.

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Here’s Padma Lakshmi in Spanx, which as it turns out is a fucking weird thing to be doing, because Spanx are never hot. They are always just a horrible sign of how you’ve been lied to by the girl you are trying to have sex with, because they way she fits into her jeans on your date, is straps and harnesses, but I guess there is something for everyone out there…

This topless, holding her Indian GoldDigger tits that she’s used to bait in at least two billionaires to make a living off of, and to make her kid’s trust fund solid, I’m not going to get into the story, it’s boring….but I will say that there is no financial need for her to be doing this instagram old lady smut….so she is doing it cuz she likes to sexualize herself…tits out..in the weirdest way to sexualize yourself…you know keep the spanx hidden in your underwear drawer and fix the nudes with photoshop like all the other sluts of the internet – you fucking weirdo.

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