Here’s Padma Lakshmi in Spanx, which as it turns out is a fucking weird thing to be doing, because Spanx are never hot. They are always just a horrible sign of how you’ve been lied to by the girl you are trying to have sex with, because they way she fits into her jeans on your date, is straps and harnesses, but I guess there is something for everyone out there…

This topless, holding her Indian GoldDigger tits that she’s used to bait in at least two billionaires to make a living off of, and to make her kid’s trust fund solid, I’m not going to get into the story, it’s boring….but I will say that there is no financial need for her to be doing this instagram old lady smut….so she is doing it cuz she likes to sexualize herself…tits out..in the weirdest way to sexualize yourself…you know keep the spanx hidden in your underwear drawer and fix the nudes with photoshop like all the other sluts of the internet – you fucking weirdo.

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