Padma Lashki is a strategic vagina…

That’s not to say that her vagina knows how to do party tricks, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it could, I mean it’s a competitive world out there for the vaginas, that you sure as hell better have the kind of vagina that the dudes they fight over can’t refuse, but I have a feeling it may not have anything to do with a vagina with an extra gripping muscle, but more to do with a clever and strategic mind, the kind that just knows how to get everything she wants out of weak men who happen to have a lot of money….not that all men with a lot of money are weak men….but if you move in on them when they are 80 it’s pretty obvious to say that their guard may be down….

I will say that not all billionaires are the tycoons we read about as kids, you know the true masculine psychopaths who broke laws and destroyed people with the “it’s just business” excuse….WHAT IS BETTER FOR ME or willingness to take the moves that others may think are questionable…you know with their morals and values…you know the alphas…

In fact the billionaires we deal with now are the nerds who couldn’t get laid in highschool with a grudge, or chip on their shoulder, making their evil far deeper…especially when they come from generations of evil…

Have you ever had an argument with a nerd? I have…and they are fucking weird about it because they are so self involved, since no one invited them to their birthday parties, so they sit in their homes doing nerd shit while HATING everyone around them…in an “I’ll SHOW them” kind of sociopath…where I prefer tycoons to be the traditional monster…but that’s just me.

We’ll assume that Padma prefers any billionaire willing to knock her up….I mean at least historically..

She’s old, still has tits, maintains the body and is with a DOUBLE RAINBOW…probably thinking she’s a gift from GOD or some shit, you know cuz she dupes billionaires better than any of you who fund these people…

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