Padma Lakshmi is in a fringed bikini despite being an old bitch who shouldn’t be in a bikini, but at least she’s got fringe on it to cover up the old ass not that we can see her old ass in this curated, photoshopped and manipulated selfie that she posted for attention….THAT IS WHY LADIES POST BIKINI SELFIES…to show off, to get jerked off to, to brag or get feedback…to lure in more billionaires in their 80s, despite her already doing that hustle, back when she wasn’t pushing 80….in fact she had two billionaires thinking her pregnancy was theirs, one who ended up dying of cancer before realizing he was swindled, only to leave the kid, who turned out to not be his, the family fortune…while going to the other billionaire and saying “pay up”….we call it a masterful double dip, one far more confusing than it should be cuz she’s not that hot, but clearly, she knows how to trick, seduce and manipulate rich men….

All this to say, old moms in bikinis being rich..mainly due to her vagina’s ability to kegel the cash out of the ATM…from the private banks the only cock she lets in her do their banking…

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