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2021

30

Aug

Lorena Rae Bikini of the Day

Lorena Rae is a German, potentially of Nazi origins, not because she’s a Nazi, but at 28 years old, her grandparents could have been, I mean people sort of just signed onto the propaganda they were being pushed, before it was too late to really escape what was happening, but LUCKILY that can’t happen again, it won’t happen again, that’s just shit that goes on in the 1930s, not the years building up to 2030…OBVIOUSLY..

SO YEAH, GERMAN, possible another Eugenics winner, like Heidi Klum, but only time will prove that for sure, not that we have time on our side, but we’ll see what happens….also a VS girl like Klum….you know gotta represent the german titties in their marketing efforts for inclusivity….they can’t all be Brazilian, Swedish, Portuguese and maybe one or two americans, you need that Aryan blood….

She is probably more famous for fucking Leo DiCaprio for a year in 2017-2018, but I think he’s just a Victoria’s Secret shareholder and he does it for the marketing and branding, since everyone’s told me he’s a gay with a guy named Lukas…or maybe it’s Lucas…but even a gay may want to get his dick wet from a VS model everyonce in a while…I mean why not, she’s a babe.

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