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2023

06

Sep

Lorena Rae See Through of the Day

Lorena Rae was a Victoria’s Secret model for about a minute or for one fashion show before they decided “FUCK HOT CHICKS” and not in the way the people who were casting the VS girls were fucking hot chicks, but in a “DISREGARD THE HOT CHICK” since the trolls of the internet who aren’t buying VS anyway, because they don’t fit in XXXL sizes now available, and even if they did, they prefer adult diapers or rigged garbage bags, because they are vile fucking low levels of the world with access to social media…said “We hate hot chicks, use ugly chicks like us”…..which helped the brand nearly die, only to work on their comeback, using hot chicks…..

She was also rumored to be fucking Leo DiCaprio, which means she could have a dick, since he’s a BATTY BOY according to all the stories I’ve heard, and even if he’s not a BATTY BOY, coddled celebrity dudes are little bitches who practice their lines in the fucking mirror, so he’s basically a fucking fag anyway you dice it….

But I guess as a GERMAN she could have fucked him without an actual dick, but random household objects found at the German sex club….

All this to say, German women are pretty fucking great, unless you’re scared of their historical past, which most people are but Lorena’s got a see through dress on, for the BONERS…which can make even the most scared bro come around, like when you see a rich Rabbi rockin a BMW or BENZ….that was then this is now motherfuckers…

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2021

30

Aug

Lorena Rae Bikini of the Day

Lorena Rae is a German, potentially of Nazi origins, not because she’s a Nazi, but at 28 years old, her grandparents could have been, I mean people sort of just signed onto the propaganda they were being pushed, before it was too late to really escape what was happening, but LUCKILY that can’t happen again, it won’t happen again, that’s just shit that goes on in the 1930s, not the years building up to 2030…OBVIOUSLY..

SO YEAH, GERMAN, possible another Eugenics winner, like Heidi Klum, but only time will prove that for sure, not that we have time on our side, but we’ll see what happens….also a VS girl like Klum….you know gotta represent the german titties in their marketing efforts for inclusivity….they can’t all be Brazilian, Swedish, Portuguese and maybe one or two americans, you need that Aryan blood….

She is probably more famous for fucking Leo DiCaprio for a year in 2017-2018, but I think he’s just a Victoria’s Secret shareholder and he does it for the marketing and branding, since everyone’s told me he’s a gay with a guy named Lukas…or maybe it’s Lucas…but even a gay may want to get his dick wet from a VS model everyonce in a while…I mean why not, she’s a babe.

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2021

21

Jul

Lorena Rae Tennis Booty of the Day

Lorena Rae is a German model that I’ve posted about before because I find her hot…

This is her on the tennis court, which I also find hot…I’m a big tennis pervert, the kind of guy you wouldn’t want at the country club watching the ladies round robin, because I’d be busy jacking off in the corner until being asked to leave….you know those tennis skirts are pornographic to me…plus I don’t think there’s any sport where girls look cuter than tennis…all other sports lack the mini skirts and the sexual grunts….and the panty flashes and the pussy sweat…

She’s showing a little of her ass, because you have to be cheeky to get seen and even those making money, want to be seen, it’s a never satisfied keep giving me more and more until I implode, because it’s a nice distraction from hating myself.

That’s not to say that hot model Lorena Rae hates herself, I don’t know her, it’s to say I fucking love that she’s jacked her tennis skirt up to show me her fit tennis ass cheek, the way the country clubs of yesteryear have frowned upon, but it’s porn world now, not clown world now….

I figure, since the Germans still control the world, we should bow down this goddess…but even if they didn’t…she’s still worth bowing down to…

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2020

30

Jul

Lorena Rae See Through of the Day

Lorena Rae is a 26 year old German model who’s real name is actually Lorena Rape…

RAPE is her actual last name.

I think that’s all you really need to know about her or at least why she has a stage name, but in this era of everyone having been raped because the man hating women, and rightfully so, dudes are fucking losers, are all hopping on the rape wagon because of drunk sex, or actual rape, who knows, I’m not their vagina…but I think it’d be safe to make this one their figurehead, however girls into fighting rape and rapists typically hate pretty girls…it’s a girls are catty even with their own family and friends thing.

She’s been working since 2012, she’s been linked to Leo DiCaprio as his girlfriend, she’s tall as shit at 5 foot 11, she’s done Victoria’s Secret, Maxim, Playboy, Guess…and now she’s got her nipple in a tank top…or a beater because as most of us trash who wear beaters in our trailer park homes on our mesh metal frame lawn chairs while getting drunk before wrestling the oil drum, as we do, know…wife beaters expose nipples….some Warped Tour pop punk shit…

She was also in a bikini on her Mediterranean adventures because EUROPE…

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Lorena Rae in a Bikini of the Day

She was also in a bikini on her Mediterranean adventures!

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2019

09

Dec

Lorena Rae in a Bikini of the Day

Lorena Rae is some German model who is 25 years old…and who is best known for walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2018, their last fashion show, which would be a historical moment if anyone actually gave a fuck that the mall brand isn’t running an infomercial on network television during prime time, when we’d rather be watching a prime time gameshow, Dateline or one of the Law and Order variations…because the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, hyping up some bullshit made in china shit, and making it seem like something more important or high concept than it is, because they make THAT much money off idiot mall shoppers…annoys everyone…

It’s too bad for this Lorena Rae girl, because I bet when she booked their VS Fashion show, she thought “THIS IS IT, I’LL GET CAST AS AN ANGEL NEXT”….only for the world to remind VS that they suck, and not cuz they don’t use trannies or fat chicks, or because they financed EPSTEIN…but because their shit is boring.

So in a lot of ways, her having the VS fashion show in 2018 cancelled, and the brand collapsing is pretty fucking funny because you know how hyped this on the beach sugar baby fake model who books real campaigns was…I love broken dreams or when winning becomes losing..

Never forget that as a German girl…her grandparents were Nazis…

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She was in a see through dress….

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2017

15

Aug

Lorena Rae is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

Lorena Rae is some instagram model, who is apparently an actual model, but more importantly, the winner of homosexual Leo DiCaprio’s recent girlfriend casting that went down at the opening of some new Hotel in the Maldives that I guess he is an investor in, that involved shipping out a lot of instagram type models to attend and possibly get a chance with him, or to be seen with him, because he knows he helps launch carreers…and Lorena Rae is the one who came out on top and who rides with him in NYC…for the paparazzi in a scam that keeps on continuing…because it’s good for everyone involved…

That said, she’s pretty fucking boring, cute, but really fucking boring, Her insta feed is just garbage…and here are some pics of her as she milks the recent attention and hopes it gets her where she needs to be…not sure where that is..but at 23, fucking Leo, or pretending to, is a good look…

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It amazes me that people would give a fuck who Leo sticks his dick in…really…but they do and here it could be…but I doubt because it’s not one of his boyfriends…

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