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2019

18

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Bikini

Padma Lakshmi likes to teach people her recipes for success which is pretty much….find a billionaire with cancer, seduce him, make him think he knocked you up, when really you’re knocked up by another billionaire, because she clearly only likes billionaire dick, it’s a status thing and a lifestyle thing…only to have the original billionaire die off thinking the kid is his, so he leaves it his fortune….and so the real dad, after the paternity test gives the kid his fortune also…DOUBLE DIPPING WITH THAT PUSSY HOLE…

That’s her MAIN recipe for success.

Her other RECIPE is for BUTTER CHICKEN….cuz she’s from INDIA.

Highlight of her career was her post calling out TRUMP for his “Get out of this country and go back to your own country, if you’re going to be Anti-American”….because I guess it hit close to home…you know her love for billionaire cock thwarted by her hate for being told to go back home to INDIA…even though no one was talking to her…

NOT TO MENTION at least one of her billionaire dicks was a Republican – which means she’s not against the right when is right up inside her…I GUESS.

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2019

24

Jun

Padma Lakshmi Cowboy Tits of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Tits

Padma Lakshmi likes to teach people her recipes for success which is pretty much….find a billionaire with cancer, seduce him, make him think he knocked you up, when really you’re knocked up by another billionaire, because she clearly only likes billionaire dick, it’s a status thing and a lifestyle thing…only to have the original billionaire die off thinking the kid is his, so he leaves it his fortune….and so the real dad, after the paternity test gives the kid his fortune also…DOUBLE DIPPING WITH THAT PUSSY HOLE…

Are these tits really worth the many billionaires that like her, I mean I guess like any whore she’s in the scene…and passed around that billion dollar scene…just an INDIAN who figured out how to become a slut dog millionaire a few times over.

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2019

06

May

Padma Lakshmi Tits Out for Vogue India of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Tits Out for Vogue India

Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…

The chef in her 40s and she’s not doing what all chefs in their 40s do….kill themselves because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and dirty sex after hours.

Instead she’s got her tits out in Vogue…when she belongs in the Kitchen at your local INDIAN all you can eat buffet because she’s btter than most, she’s navigated her way to the top, and even has one child who was the bio child of a billionaire, but that she pretended was the bio child of another dying billionaire, so that the kid is heir to two billionaires…and bitch takes her 10 percent cut off the top for sure…

So when you’re rich and on TV, you can get your tits out in VOGUE and live out that childhood dream you had in your slum dog millionaire shanty….


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2019

26

Apr

Padma Lakshmi Nude of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Nude

Padma Lakshminude for instagram….clearly loking for more billionaire sperm before her cunt dries – because like that Iraq Doctor said, there’s a sperm eating parasite out there that queers have in their asses, and that bitches who get knocked up by rich dudes on their wallet fuck have in their cunt….high end sper worms…

Point being…Padma is one of these clever hot enough and smart enough to manipulate men to get what she wants…cuz men are stupid, especially rich men…too busy to care, easily distracted by the tits, and if the whore seems to offer more than being a whore good times…even if she’s still a whore.

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2019

11

Mar

Padma Lakshmi Cultural Appropriation Bikini of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Cowgirl Bikini

Padma Lakshmi….

Hey my MAGA people.

How do you feel about this woman, walking into your country on the back of an old timer billionaire, who she dooped into thinking he knocked up, when really she was knocked by another billionaire….using her Indian intelligence and looks to her advantage…like some kind of Russian Spy…seducing….out there in a cowboy hat, acting like she’s white…

You know, it’s against the rules to be in Black Face…to wave a confederate flag…to have your idols and Civil War Hero statues proudly standing in your parks despite their efforts and patriotism….

It is against the rules for the INDIAN store clerk on The Simpson’s to have an Indian accent because he’s not played by an Indian (dot not feather)…

It is against the rules for a straight guy to play a queer, a Mexican to play a Cuban, and all the other rules out there…that are making you lose your white American pride.

We can’t go to prom in Chinese traditional dresses unless we are Chinese.

We can’t serve Indian food in College Cafeterias…

But men are cutting their dicks off and calling themselves woman…

And gold digging sugar babies…evil brown woman are dressing up like cowboys and it’s ok….

Sure, you can argue that there were black Cowboys and other people of color cowboys…the wild west was filled with all kinds of people dressed like this…so it’s not really appropriating…but that’s what the WHITE liberals want you to think…

When you know the truth…this is like you putting a BINDI dot on your forehead after taking a bath in Curry powder….

You shouldn’t stand for it.

That said, she’s in a bikini, showing off her old mom tits, cuz that’s how she got to where she is…sexualizing herself like the slut she is.

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2019

12

Feb

Padma Lakshmi Pizza Tits of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Topless Pizza Tits

It was International Pizza Day the other day.

If I was a real blogger with a passion for blogging. Like the kinds of click sit blogs you see on the internet doing click bait content

I would have done a top 10 pizza day pics from sluts doing slutty content for pizza day since sluts lack creativity and need that national day to give them a concept and theme…especially when that day is pizza day cuz pizza in and of itself is viral and hype…

Instead I am a lazy blogger who hates the blog life, and click bait….so I just post the first old whore I see with her pizza Porno out there, three days after the international pizza day happened…on the ball. Full send all day.

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2019

25

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Instathot of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Tits Bikini

You’d think Padma Lakshmi would be too old and rich enough to not be an instathot, but this shit taps into these narcissists in some really deep rooted way, where they ultimately want to be seen and celebrated for being hot, especially when they have all they need.

Padma has been working her way up the food chain her entire life. I’ve told you the story about Forstmann, the billionaire she was with, who she told she was pregnant with, despite being pregnant with another billionaire, all for her kid to get his inheritance…and the inheritance of the actual baby daddy, who was the brother of DELL….

Point being these tits are calculating….and brown…and fun to look at…despite being old…

So thank the woman genetic code for craving attention and using their tits for that attention….without that…we’d have nothing…or we’d all be queers…like you.

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2019

07

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Naked of the Day

padma lakshmi naked bath

I always tell the same Padma story, because it’s really all I know about Padma…besides that she’s a 50 year old mom with a decent body and fat tits in a bikini as often as she can….

A woman who used her looks and sexuality to get rich dudes to fuck her….the star of some cooking shows on the food network….but more importantly a woman who dated old fucking billionaires, only to get pregnant and tell that old fucking billionaire it was his kid, only for him to die of cancer and leave the kid his estate, only for the truth that the kid was actually another billionaire’s kid (Michael Dell from Dell Computers)…..leaving the kid with two billion dollar estates…making her pussy a fucking piggy bank that makes dreams come true…probably why she likes being out in a bikini as much as she does…she knows other girls shit out tampons from their pussies…while she shits out gold….

Here she is in a tiny bikini on the beach

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2018

07

Dec

Padma Lakshmi Got Them Titties out of the Day

Padma Lakshmi has her tits out in a bra….

I’ve written it before and I’ll write it again…this old brown lady has a billion dollar pussy which is more interesting than a non-billion dollar pussy…like the 5-25 dollar pussies I am used to paying to see….

The reason she has a billion dollar pussy is because she’s used her intellect and tits to get her pussy filled by not one, but two billionaires, and one of the billionaires was dying and died thinking her kid was his kid so it got his money, while it was really another billionaire’s kid…so it got that guy’s money too….I mean brilliant….this is like sugar baby if sugar babies had brains shit….MASTERFUL.

She’s still using her tits….to get stared at…despite being old….cuz this is the world we live in…..and she knows how to master manipulate…

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2018

26

Nov

Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini Makes Me Hungry for Indian Buffet of the Day

padma lakshmi Black Bikini

Padma Lakshmi, the liberated Indian woman, who by some standards is inspiring when it comes to ordering indian food, you know those nights where you don’t know what you want to eat for dinner and you see a Padma shameless self promotion pic in a bikini and you think “Butter Chicken and Samosa”….but also inspiring in the game of sugar babies because bitch got knocked up by one billionaire when with another billionaire who died thinking the baby was his..leaving the baby all his money…while really the baby was another billionaires, getting that kid to double dip in fucking tons of money before even breaking Padmas pussy in half on the way out…

Remarkable hustle you can’t help but appreciate, and I guess this bikini body at 50, still looks good, so couple that with her intelligence, manipulation and you have a recipe for a perfect hooker for a rich person who wants class and success and education with his hookers…

Brilliant really.

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