6 Days ago Padma Lakshmi posted some thirst trap and no one cared….
It’s an obvious cry for attention, bikini pics always are and this one was captioned “50 is the New 30” despite the dried up menopausal pussy, the consistent fighting to not put on pounds, the constant need for face injections or botox to maintain any level of hotness, because 50 is not the new 30, only 50 year olds say that…while 30 year olds look onto 50 year olds and say “get off my instagram boomer”….
The fact it was a Birthday Bikini reveal was a double dose of desperation, in part by crying for everyone to wish her a happy birthday WHILE telling her how great she is, because she knows 50 isn’t the new 30 and she’s old as fuck.
What I know about Padma Lakshmi is not the most positive and happy or uplifting thing about Padma Lakshmi….it is basically how she baited a dying billionaire into thinking her kid was his, in order to get the kid on the will, while the real dad was another billionaire from Dell Computers, who she claims the original billionaire dying of cancer knew about, like some kind of cuck…nothing like some sex worker you hired annoucing to the world after your death that you’re a fucking cuck…despite all your accomplishments in private equity that had him owning things like IMG….the biggest model agency at the time….where he could have found way better, less manipulative, mastermind sales people who I guess got their start watching their family selling hard at the convenience store or market.
Point being…she’s in a bikini, has old lady tits, 50 is not the new 30 and Padma is so irrelevant it takes 6 days for a motherfucker like me to notice…that’s what happens when you’re old…no one cares about your weak pelvic floor, your hot flashes, you more frequent colonoscopies to avoid inevitable cancers…and your pissing yourself when you laugh…as old ladies do..
I personally like seeing 50 year olds act their damn age and put on the damn one-piece, the sexualizing of themselves is just weird fetish shit I don’t subscribe to.
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