Here’s Padma Laskshmi reliving her youth, doing some 1950s shit when she was likely in high school….

No, not by playing in the sewage of India like she was SLUM DOG millionaire, my only reference on India….

But drinking a milkshakes at the soda shop in some slutty enough or too slutty for an 80 year old, not too slutty for a whore dress you can almost look up and see the bear claw that trapped a few billionaires, at the same time, convincing a dying billionaire she had swindled like a stripper on the tail end of a lap dance song, because once you game billionaires, they are busy people, you’re in the circle and learn the hustle to game other billionaires, it’s an art all while pretending it’s not whoring…

Anyway, short skirts on weathered whores, not short enough to see just how callused and weathered that pussy leather is…good times.

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