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2024

20

Aug

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

I wonder about this Padma Lakshmi chick….

She never really mattered when she was at her prime, at least not really mattering much other than her having big INDIAN TITS, which like BUTTER CHICKEN is a thing…she did some cooking show hosting but her real win was when she was doing some COCKing show hosting in the privacy of the billionaire’s home.

She was with a dude who owned a huge talent agency called IMG who ended up dying on her watch, SUSPICIOUS…..but prior to his dying she told him that her geriatric pregnancy was his. She was already old as shit then, but realized this would be a game changer for her if she got pregnant…..because MEAL TICKETS!

The kid wasn’t his, because she HEDGED HER CUNT, like HEDGING her BETS, probably with not so much HEDGE since she was being seductive….and ended up taking loads from one of the founders of DELL COMPUTERS where her family back in INDIA used to make processors….you know, doing it for the PEOPLE…

So she’s here with TWO LOADS HER waiting for one to stick, knowing she’ll play both dudes, hoping it’s not the DYING dues because she can get his money first through inheritance then do the PATERNITY TEST later, to go get the remaining of the money for parental support…STRATEGIC…

So yeah, she’s a whore, I like bringing up that storyline because it sets the stage for her being 55 and suddenly SPORTS ILLUSTRATED and the PIRELLI TIRE CALENDAR are using her willing to get naked like it was for billionaire cum body for their campaigns…and you have to wonder if she’s really that much of a draw…is she really a marquee performer that generates hype through her desperation…does her tactics that got her BILLIONARE CUM in self promotion work for brand activations as well…

WHO KNOWS, but check out the loser on set with the fan….something you’d consider a dream job…because you’ve accepted that you don’t deserve the respect of these women, you’re just happy to be there looking at their old pock marked tits..

I guess if she’s going to be posing for anything, it might as well be for an OLD TIRE COMPANY, because that’s pretty much words I would use to describe PADMA…the OLD TIRE….

She was also in LISBON(ER).

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