Padma Lakshmi, the billion dollar pussy, that’s had not one, but two billionaires cum inside her at basically the same time, so there was some level of confusion of who the biological dad was…

No judgement here, if you’ve got a pussy, you should all be using it for personal gain, or at least for your child’s gain…why the fuck would you bother dealing with broke ass losers when there are desperate rich guy losers out there….

That is something I’ll never understand from ladies, maybe they should take a little more Padma’s pussy strategy of dating rich as shit dudes, because life may not be transactional and love may not be transactional, but it makes for a better fucking life and investing your time into a dude who may never make it when you can get a dude who has made it, makes sense. That’s why dudes try to make money, for the pussy bro.

Anyway, she’s 50 years old has rocking bikini body and a nice tan that probably doesn’t think her pussy is the billion dollar pussy, you know like the comic strip someone should make….but rather just a girl who knows how to give billionaires what they want, in their circle, it’s not her fault they are rich as shit, it’s just who she knows….you know sugar babies have excuses for why they are sugar babies, my favorite hustle they do is buy dinner on the first date, that’s the way a billionaire will be gamed into thinking she makes her own money, she’s generous, no one ever pays for them…kind of thing.

They should teach courses to girls out there on how to bag billionaires, Padma should launch the school, I bet bikinis will be part of the equation, cuz billionaires aren’t buying dumpy ass bitches, they need to be YACHT ready for the YACHT party….and Padma, even in her old age..clearly is.

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