Things to wear to the beach, or really to wear anywhere you want to go, assuming you’re a lady or you identify as a lady, because we’re a progressive species where men wear lady bathing suits, and I don’t give a fuck, so long as I have fair warning because I’m not into being trapped or misled into jerking off to a dude with a hot female-like ass, especially on the internet, where you can basically edit or filter a old Asian man into a hot California girl….totally distorting our sense of reality and paving the way for an accidental jerk off to someone with a dick….It’s happened to the best of us….I blame the internet for all my woes.

The point is, I love the bikini or swim pic, it is the foundation of the internet to me, which is probably why I am not a dot com millionaire, I should have thought the foundation of the internet was modernizing brick and mortar services, you know offering a taxi alternative, a banking alternative, a currency alternative, but instead I just mindlessly look at bikini pics, more wholesome than throat fucking porn, but about as useless…NO REGRATS!

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