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2015

24

Jun

Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day

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I always defend the rumors that Samantha Hoopes is a 25,000 dollar a night hooker…like most of the Sports Illustrated models who barely make money thanks to being a Sports Illustrated model, as leveraging a Sports Illustrated model, doesn’t always convert to dollars…

Because, I am pretty sure we are all 25,000 dollar a night hookers…even millionaires, would be idiots to not fuck someone for 25,000 dollars, it’s easy cash/money, that can buy lots of nice things, and it’s really just sex, people do that for free all the time…

All this to say, Samantha Hoopes, I got you….and here she is in some bikini shoot, with her big tits, and 45 year old face, because we love her..and by we, I mean me.

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2015

01

Jun

Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

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I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided you’ve got more 25,000 dollars to spend on sex with models, and I will assure you that no matter how disgusting you are…90 percent of girls will say yes..

So here’s Samantha Hoopes, a Sports Illustrated model, which in case you didn’t realize, means she’s pretty low level and probably not making much money since Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, it just gives these girls the stamp they need to get athlete or rich dude boyfriends..

And she’s eating a burger like a plus sized model…without being plus sized…because rich people don’t like fat people..being fat would get in the way of business..

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2015

28

May

Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Samantha Hoopes …she was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit once or twice…she pretends she’s under 25, but I think she’s looks 40…but that could jsut be the botox that turned her into a Real Housewife looking babe with a rockin’ body…

The magazine is called Jezebel…a Jezebel is a scandalous girl…I’ve heard from a few rich dudes that this Jezebel charged 25,000 dollars an hour for sex. I don’t know if that’s true since I don’t run in those circles, but I will assume that very few girls aren’t 25,000 dollars an hour…especially when they are grey area porn chicks…in look and in career…since dudes jerk off to her half nakedness…right…

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2015

19

Feb

Samantha Hoopes in GQ UK of the DAy

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Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated model. I’ve barely heard of her, so I can’t imagine that you’ve heard of her. She’s got the typical big titty, tight enough body, look they generally use when they aren’t working with Kate Upton or Chrissy Teigen, making this one pretty interchangeable with every other girl who wants to be a bikini model out there…and that’s probably a good thing because she’s looks pretty fucking old and tired…but maybe that’s just me hating on girls hot enough to be deemed bikinis models…as I do.

Well, flash in the pan, 5 minutes or less of relevance, that she is…working on the rich guy program, because she’s not actually working that I assume is her life…she looks pretty hot for GQ UK…maybe she’s got a second wind in her.

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2014

30

Jul

Samantha Hoopes and other Tricks for GUESS of the Day

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Guess? created Anna Nicole Smith. They created Kate Upton. They created Gigi Hadid. They are so dialled into the media because they are a 6 billion dollar brand and thus big enough to create these little stars that often times are big enough to fill size D cup sizes…now they are working on another Sports Illustrated marketed girl named Samantha Hoopes, who is modelling their accessory line with a couple other girls…who are hotter than her and who I think the resources and “favors” called are spent on…but still better than anything you’ve ever fucked and she takes a good picture so whatever…I’ll promote this brand for free because they’ve blinded me with babes…I guess that’s the whole basis of this modelling shit…

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2014

12

Jun

Samamtha Hoopes for Galore of the Day

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Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in fact it is borderline genius…

This shoot stars Samantha Hoopes, who is an SI Rookie of the year, even though I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, wearing a white t-shirt, showing off tits, which in case you didn’t know is all the styling any fucking photoshoot needs…seriously…

If this wasn’t a GALORE shoot, and I didn’t dig what they were up to, I’m sure I would have mean things to say, but I actually like how this issue came together, and I don’t like anything…so either I’m going soft, like my impotent dick in my old age, or maybe when the proper collab comes together – I support…

Now if only TV and movies and music managed to do what Galore is doing for fashion magazines…then I wouldn’t hate as much as I do..

Here’s Samantha Hoopes

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2014

11

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Others at the Some Silly Party of the Day

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I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy…

Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them…

Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely…

But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing…

I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me..

But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit..

But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot…


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Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties…


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Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress…


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2014

23

May

Samantha Hoopes Big Tits of the Day

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I like instagram models…

They try a lot harder than actual working models who make money – because all they want in life is to be celebrated for their fake titties and fake faces with their filler filled lips and cheeks…they don’t need money, just rich husbands and instagram likes…

Here’s Samantha Hoopes living the instagram dream – she even Booked Sports Illustrated for free…

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2014

21

Feb

I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is the virtually unknown Guess model turned Sports Illustrated model from Penn State who has a weird face, but who has ridiculous fake looking tits…who I want to have sex with…

I don’t really need SI to find me girls to want to have sex with as they usually just disappoint me with their choices…but this Hoopes chick is 23, looks 29, rocking porn tits..made the cut and I want to have sex with her…

Not that that’s saying much, I would have sex with rancid ground beef..

Here are some of her instagram pics…

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2014

04

Feb

Samantha Hoopes for Guess is the New Kate Upton of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out..

I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck…

Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…

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