I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy…

Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them…

Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely…

But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing…

I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me..

But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit..

But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot…

Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties…

Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress…

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