Samantha Hoopes is the kind of model who looks 40, is probably 40, pretends she’s not 40, and acts really nice to everyone on set so they don’t look up her birthdate to find out she’s 40…or maybe it’s just Botox and Fillers that happened due to insecurity…

She’s also a Sports Illustrated model, because she obviously slept with the right person, to live out that childhood dream of being part of that “prestigious” magazine…because the chances of her finally getting work…or at least a rich athlete husband or even just a sugar daddy is much higher than working the strip club..or escort circuit she looks like she should be working…and that according to 2-3 rich guys I know…she is working…for 20,000 a night…Rumors…that sound too true to be good..

The fact is that not all the SI models go onto big things, especially not in this social media world, that requires work for girls who don’t like work, so they do things liks this bottom feeding – hoping for press – that will turn into jobs – but with that hard face – I can’t imagine that working out too well for her – but I’m usually wrong…until I am right…

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