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2016

11

Apr

Hailey Clauson’s Lexus Campaign of the Day

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Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is booking a campaign with the lead sponsor, which I assume is Lexus…

It’s the upsell to try to trick brands to hand over millions of dollars to get involved in the outdated magazine…”we’ll do a shoot with our photog an your car with our model, please pay us”….

It’s also the only one of their models getting paid to be in the magazine, and not even by the magazine, making it the best scam ever…”Let’s use girls for free to make money, to make our subscribers not cancel”…clever on their part, pretty dumb on the girl’s part…all they get out of it is some press and a free trip…and some bragging rights to girls who aren’t in Sports Illustrated Swim…

The magazine came out in February, so I’ve probably already posted these pics, and I generally don’t like posting LEXUS ads just because they have some overrated model in a bikini being a car show import model…which I guess when they do it for Lexus Toyota seems more classy then for Ron the Tinting guy down the street for a bunch of Asian dudes in a parking lot…but it’s virtually the same half naked whoring…and we like half naked whoring…

Lexus should pay me for this…

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2016

18

Feb

Hailey Clauson, Making the Rounds of the Day

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The ad Sales team and Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner company, decided to do a little “native content”…a little “Integrated content”…a Little “advertorial”….a little “Upsell”…a Little “we’ll have our cover girl, no not the fat one and no not the billionaire UFC cunt who would want a lot of money to do an ad for a brand, but the “hot” one who is basically an instagram model, just pay her 10k, and we’ll do it for a million dollars and all the blogs who like half naked girl and cars, because they have no substance and are just a bunch of primates jerking off all day will post it…”.

This is car ad curated by Sports Illustrated CLICK BAIT…you’ll see this on FB with a little “sposored” under it”…as they try to Carl’s JR this shit into a viral video…

Pretty fucking jokes to me all this money going around and I’m not getting any of it. Cocksuckers…

Here she is in ELLE Spain or French Elle, Or Who gives a fuck…she’s hot enough, hip enough, and she sued photographers after posing slutty for a huge brand when she was 16 – something that would blacklist you if it was a real story – but that just got her press as the victim – jokes!

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2016

17

Feb

Hailey Clauson for Zoey Grossman of the Day

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I feel like I’ve probably posted these Hailey Clauson pictures by Zoey Grossman because I follow Zoey Grossman on social media and I was on the front lines of my instagram feed – fighting the good fight – when Hailey Clauson the SI cover girl was making her comeback from doing something that should have blacklisted her…

Because she posed slutty at 16 with her dad on set, and Urban Outfitters published the slutty pics and created a whole controversy that I assume was staged, because if it wasn’t no one would ever work with the bitch again, and they do…..because she’s good in pics…I hear massive in person…

Either way, in that comeback she did LOVE and LEMONS and SHe shot with Terry and She showed Areola for Flaunt and She DID Agent Provocateur and GUESS? and she even did a photoshoot with YU TSAI from Sports Illustrated, I guess paving the way for her SI cover HERE …and TO SEE THE REST OF THE HER SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ISSUE CLICK HERE

Here are some more pics of HAILEY CLAUSON – because people like her…
CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Jan

Hailey Clauson in Elle Spain of the Day

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The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s some very large Sports Illustrated model, you know the kind that you look at and know she’s 6 foot tall and broad enough to beat the shit out of you if you are ever at a party with her and you try to grab her ass…you know just fucking angry..

The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s done a ton of topless shoots over her career..

The highlight of Hailey Clauson is that at 15 she was cast for some Urban Outfitters shoot, and her dad was on set and agreed and signed off to all the slutty images they took of her, despite being 15, so she did what any 15 year old sex worker would do to a company hiring them to pose slutty in campaigns at 15, even when her dad signs off on it, because 15 is what Jared from Subway got locked away for, and 15 is illegal…she sued them for 28 million dollars and they “settled”…meaning she got 10 million dollars..which is a lot of fucking money…

For some reason, a reason I don’t understand, people still hire her, while I’d blacklist the bitch, there are 1000s of hotter girls who are just happy to get work, not suing brands for millions who hired her for a job….but then again, any photographer or company hiring 15 year old models to pose slutty…are fucking sexual predators and should be shot….I can’t imagine shooting girls over 18 is really that difficult for them…right…

Here she is for Elle Spain..

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2015

15

Jul

Hailey Cluason for Ysu Tsia of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is only an interesting story because when she was 16, she did a campaign for Urban Outfitters that her father signed off on, and was there for, and she turned around an sued the store for a lot of money and “settled”….in what I would have thought was the nail in the coffin of a career, but since she was a 16 year old girl, she was the victim, since 16 year old’s can’t be calculating psychopaths, and brands are evil…allowing her to have a career…if you think workinf or Sports Illustrated is a career, since they don’t pay..when I guess it’s really just more marketing for her…

Doesn’t matter…

What matters is that she’s in these pics to prepare all you perverts for Miami Swimweek, which in case you don’t use instagram, is where all the instagram models meet up to wear bikinis together…

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2015

13

Mar

Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day

I didn’t really watch this brand video for a clothing company I’ve never heard of…because I am a busy man…busy doing useless shit like looking for the next post, hoping it is better than this smut…but busy nevertheless…some people chase the high, I chase doing the bare minimum so I can go back to bed and nap….

That said, it is set to a song one of the hottest strippers I fell in love with when I was 19 used to dance to….it was her slow song, or as I called it, the song I saw her pussy…her name was Gabrielle, she probably got deported, which serves her right for taking my 19 year old money, without actually fucking me…all this to say Gabrielle taught me a lot about women…

And I guess in a lot of ways Hailey Cluason perpetuated those things. When she was 17 she booked Urban Outfitters campaign, where she was slutty, because she is a slut, only to sue Urban Outfitters for making her look like a slut while underage, despite being a slut, only to get a cash settlement, for being a slut…and getting her name in the media allowing her to maintain her slut lifestyle…and a few years later, she’s still getting paid to be a slut…

Funny how these things work out…for sluts.

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2015

30

Jan

Hailey Clauson for Some Catalog Shit of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a model who gets a lot of hype, who is booking a ton of campaigns, who everyone loves, even though her claim to fame was suing one of her clients after she shot erotic content for them when she was underage, in what anyone with a brain would know was a set-up to cashout….something that would make me never hire her for jobs, but that I guess she played victim on, and instead still gets work….but I know what she’s capable of. The same kind of girl who cries rape, or tells the police you beat her up after she smashes her own face with a frying pan, all to fuck you over…..only hot enough to warrant putting up with…because hot girls get away with everything!

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2014

17

Nov

Hailey Clauson for Terry Richardson of the Day

I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is a massive, scary monster of a model, who is not hot in person, but large and scary, but she does take a good picture, which is probably why she got booked for an Urban Outfitters campaign when she was 16, and her and her dad extorted Urban Outfitters after they released the pics, that happened to be slutty….

That was before she was a NUDE MODEL …who is now an it girl model…doing shoots for LUI magazine by Terry Ricahrdson…and these are the pics…

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2014

09

Oct

Hailey Clauson Nude for Kenneth Willardt of the Day

Hailey Clauson is one of these hipster models who is making moves…

She started modelling at 14, because people at modelling agencies and big brands are fucking perverts and don’t get arrested for recruiting teen girls – getting half naked for them. She did Wild Fox, Forever 21, Urban Outfitters and a whole bunch of other shit…

When she was 16, she sued Urban Outfitters and their Photographer for putting out sexually suggestive pics of her – that her dad signed off on – and she got paid a huge settlement.

Instead of that ruining her career, she still gets work, now at 19, and thank god for that – because she’s a fucking babe….and more importantly legal enough to get naked – and rich enough thanks to getting slutty at 16 for a major brand that shouldn’t be fucking with girls who are under 18 like they were the Dad on Seventh Heaven….

Here she is nude for Kenneth Willardt’s book.

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2014

27

Aug

Hailey Clauson for Vogue Spain of the Day

I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is some fat hipster wannabe Kate Upton…that in person she’s some kind of monster, all big and scary, looking like she’s out to eat her way out of everything….but I don’t really see it….

I just see tits on a girl who had the balls to sue Urban Outfitters when she was 17 for sexualizing her, in some strategic publicity stunt that I guess worked, even though if I was a brand, I’d never hire her…she’s a liability.

She’s booked Vogue Spain, making moves and I guess a legit model…and I don’t really care because she’s not naked like she’s supposed to be…and when they aren’t naked…they don’t matter.

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