Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is booking a campaign with the lead sponsor, which I assume is Lexus…

It’s the upsell to try to trick brands to hand over millions of dollars to get involved in the outdated magazine…”we’ll do a shoot with our photog an your car with our model, please pay us”….

It’s also the only one of their models getting paid to be in the magazine, and not even by the magazine, making it the best scam ever…”Let’s use girls for free to make money, to make our subscribers not cancel”…clever on their part, pretty dumb on the girl’s part…all they get out of it is some press and a free trip…and some bragging rights to girls who aren’t in Sports Illustrated Swim…

The magazine came out in February, so I’ve probably already posted these pics, and I generally don’t like posting LEXUS ads just because they have some overrated model in a bikini being a car show import model…which I guess when they do it for Lexus Toyota seems more classy then for Ron the Tinting guy down the street for a bunch of Asian dudes in a parking lot…but it’s virtually the same half naked whoring…and we like half naked whoring…

Lexus should pay me for this…

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The ad Sales team and Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner company, decided to do a little “native content”…a little “Integrated content”…a Little “advertorial”….a little “Upsell”…a Little “we’ll have our cover girl, no not the fat one and no not the billionaire UFC cunt who would want a lot of money to do an ad for a brand, but the “hot” one who is basically an instagram model, just pay her 10k, and we’ll do it for a million dollars and all the blogs who like half naked girl and cars, because they have no substance and are just a bunch of primates jerking off all day will post it…”.

This is car ad curated by Sports Illustrated CLICK BAIT…you’ll see this on FB with a little “sposored” under it”…as they try to Carl’s JR this shit into a viral video…

Pretty fucking jokes to me all this money going around and I’m not getting any of it. Cocksuckers…

Here she is in ELLE Spain or French Elle, Or Who gives a fuck…she’s hot enough, hip enough, and she sued photographers after posing slutty for a huge brand when she was 16 – something that would blacklist you if it was a real story – but that just got her press as the victim – jokes!

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I feel like I’ve probably posted these Hailey Clauson pictures by Zoey Grossman because I follow Zoey Grossman on social media and I was on the front lines of my instagram feed – fighting the good fight – when Hailey Clauson the SI cover girl was making her comeback from doing something that should have blacklisted her…

Because she posed slutty at 16 with her dad on set, and Urban Outfitters published the slutty pics and created a whole controversy that I assume was staged, because if it wasn’t no one would ever work with the bitch again, and they do…..because she’s good in pics…I hear massive in person…

Either way, in that comeback she did LOVE and LEMONS and SHe shot with Terry and She showed Areola for Flaunt and She DID Agent Provocateur and GUESS? and she even did a photoshoot with YU TSAI from Sports Illustrated, I guess paving the way for her SI cover HERE …and TO SEE THE REST OF THE HER SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ISSUE CLICK HERE

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The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s some very large Sports Illustrated model, you know the kind that you look at and know she’s 6 foot tall and broad enough to beat the shit out of you if you are ever at a party with her and you try to grab her ass…you know just fucking angry..

The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s done a ton of topless shoots over her career..

The highlight of Hailey Clauson is that at 15 she was cast for some Urban Outfitters shoot, and her dad was on set and agreed and signed off to all the slutty images they took of her, despite being 15, so she did what any 15 year old sex worker would do to a company hiring them to pose slutty in campaigns at 15, even when her dad signs off on it, because 15 is what Jared from Subway got locked away for, and 15 is illegal…she sued them for 28 million dollars and they “settled”…meaning she got 10 million dollars..which is a lot of fucking money…

For some reason, a reason I don’t understand, people still hire her, while I’d blacklist the bitch, there are 1000s of hotter girls who are just happy to get work, not suing brands for millions who hired her for a job….but then again, any photographer or company hiring 15 year old models to pose slutty…are fucking sexual predators and should be shot….I can’t imagine shooting girls over 18 is really that difficult for them…right…

Here she is for Elle Spain..

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Hailey Clauson is only an interesting story because when she was 16, she did a campaign for Urban Outfitters that her father signed off on, and was there for, and she turned around an sued the store for a lot of money and “settled”….in what I would have thought was the nail in the coffin of a career, but since she was a 16 year old girl, she was the victim, since 16 year old’s can’t be calculating psychopaths, and brands are evil…allowing her to have a career…if you think workinf or Sports Illustrated is a career, since they don’t pay..when I guess it’s really just more marketing for her…

Doesn’t matter…

What matters is that she’s in these pics to prepare all you perverts for Miami Swimweek, which in case you don’t use instagram, is where all the instagram models meet up to wear bikinis together…

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