Jade Chynoweth is some dancer and I guess this is her dancing…on the beach in a bikini because she needs content for her 2 million followers who are only there because she posts shit like this.

I figure if you’re a dancer and you have a social media with a huge audience you gotta keep that dream alive…..by posting smutty shit cuz the idea of dancer is that she’s a stripper….and I get it, I’ve known professional non stripper dancers, or girls who did dance in college, or girls who do hip hop dance on the weekends or nights to stay fit, so not all dancers are strippers, but it is a decent or more interesting plan or strategy than working at a dance school, or doing whatever it is non-stripper dancers do…I couldn’t tell you because they don’t exist to me.

The nice thing about dancers is they know how to move, which can be applied to their sex, and they are relatively fit that can be applied to their sex, so even if they aren’t the best dancer, or well known dancers, or strippers like dancing intended, they have some good qualities….like that they like to show off their bodies half naked for social media…with their slutty friends.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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