WOAH – Get your KISS merch before the SUPPLY CHAIN issues make it impossible for you to get your KISS merch and everyone who knows KISS merch knows that Sophie Simmons is the best KISS merch around….from Gene Simmons’ balls to your computer screen…and she doesn’t even cost a motherfucking thing…you can even imagine yourself fucking it, as guys do when they look at pics of hot girls, or walk next to hot girls, or get served by hot girls…and really they don’t even have to be hot…they just have to be there….men are perverts…CANCEL THEM…

Anyway….Sophie Simmons, a reality star, an HEIRESS to a huge empire, getting topless for the social media like a low level….when she’s really not low level at all…is a little disappointing because she could do great things with those big boobs….but like everyone, no one bothers trying, because it doesn’t make a difference…you get as many likes for a shitty titty selfie as you would for something you put together and tried to do something inspiring with….

We can’t blame the tits for reducing themselves to tits, it’s society as a whole that’s doing it to them….because before social media, we’d never see topless selfies from ANYONE…even if we tried to convince girls or pay girls to send them….they’d say no…and the big tits we loved would have to come at us from other angles…maybe paparazzi pics, magazine photoshoots….but when you give people the chance to run their own destiny….everything slowly becomes amateur porn, even high end shit…

It is weird….but I’ll take it because the end result gets us some titty which is what it’s about, there’s a reason people are self producing this shit, it’s what the fans want to see….eliminate the middle man, get straight to the point, seems efficient to me.

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I just saw that KISS frontman Gene Simmons sold his Benedict Canyon mansion for 16 million dollars, because he’s moved to Lake Tahoe to get out of the cesspool that is LA I guess….even though Lake Tahoe’s was on fire all summer…I guess that’s all part of the fun.

I also saw that KISS frontman Gene Simmons built a dream house for his wife, Canadian model Shannon Tweed, who really did the sugar baby thing well…committed to the money while he rocked around the world fucking 1000s of woman…which could all just be marketing bravado to prove the money grubber weenie was actually a rockstar and not some kind of uptight accountant type…

I don’t know why I was shown two Gene Simmons real estate news items in the last couple of days, but I’ll assume it was a message from GOD, to prepare me for this post of his daughter’s big tits, because she may be a big girl and pretty bad at digital marketing, since she’s had budget to make herself famous, which less substantial women typically don’t have, but they end up going viral, while she just coasts…but every once in a while is like “HEY I HAVE BIG TITS”….and I guess when you’re the second best KISS memorabilia out there, maybe third, coasting is what you do until old man dies and girl gets access to ALL that money…

I just think she should be a bigger deal, since her tits are big…and she’s a celebrity kid with all that access…and despite being older, she’s still got a shot for those tits and I support her efforts.

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ heiress that all the KISS fans probably jerk off to since jerking off to Gene Simmons, especially since he’s pushing 80 years old, is queer…not that being queer stops any of you porn addict fucks…are you getting off to the dick or the pussy…do you even know…apparently the kids raised on free internet don’t…that’s why they’re all queer and fuck anything they can because they’re perverts…

Anyway, Sophie Simmons has being doing the IG model thing since the dawn of IG, but I think it’s too bad that she didn’t get bigger than she has been and I don’t mean in terms of actual size and weight, she was a fat chick with fat tits when she was back on their Reality TV Show, but now she’s just big tits because everyone around her got fatter….

I mean bigger in terms of social media presence and relevance, because I’d rather a hot rich chick being the Kardashian instead of the troll Kardashians…

In this shoot, she’s on all fours, in frog butt, probably from the wrong angle, because I’m more into pussy cleavage than titty cleavage, but I can handle this…it’s good.

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Sophie Simmons is the most expensive KISS memorabilia that there is…because she is the heiress to the KISS empire and when Gene Simmons is dead, she’ll get at least half of his fortunes…

Not to mention, she was created by Gene Simmons’ dick, that I guess he likes you to think is a golden dick, because his sexual prowess was a big part of his marketing….which none of his songs or merchandise can claim as they were just created in his mind…

I am surprised that she’s not more famous than she is….maybe she just had bad timing…because she was on a successful reality show, she is hot, she’s got monster tits, and she’s done racy IG shoots…YET…not quite a Kardashian, which is a good thing, a great thing…but all these people aspire to be Kardashians….and this one’s got what it takes…from budget to the tits…so pay more attention to Sophie Simmons you perverts…..

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Sophie Simmons is potentially the most VALUABLE KISS collectable for the KISS fans out there who like to jerk off to other things that GENE SIMMONS has made with his semen….not that his music or brand identity as KISS was made by his semen…but I do know Sophie Simmons was…

I did just google KISS collectables, because this era of insanity involves people selling POKEMON cards for millions of dollars, Unboxing Baseball cards as grown ass men and making millions of dollars, or selling animated GIFs as DIGITAL art for millions of dollars….so I figure some ROCK ICONS like KISS must have some MILLION dollar MERCH….and they don’t….

The best I found was a $31k autographed rehearsal paper….where 10 people are watching….and 12k Paul Stanley Hat that 70 people are wathching….and based on my calculations, Sophie Simmon’s piss is worth more than that and NOT even in VIDEO on her ONLYFANS….but in the fucking toilet….everytime she flushes since she’s 1 of 2 heirs to the KISS empire…

She’s been trying to do the IG model thing for a while, she has big tits so I am surprised she hasn’t pulled it off, I am sure I could help her with both the big tits and her instagram model work…but mainly with the big tits….which apparently she’s turned her back on, as she’s clearly trying to show off her ass….in bike shorts which are far less gay when on a rich socialite reality star celebrity kid than some weekend warrior dentist in line at Starbucks for his post ride smoothie..

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I am sure this is not for her OnlyFans…she’s already rich as fuck…and doesn’t need to sell nudes…but should rethink that strategy because those tits could make money…

Sophie Simmons is the chubby and bit tit daughter of Gene Simmons who you may remember jerking off to in the family reality show that was a big hit, just not a big enough hit to get Sophis Simmons the followers her big tits that she’s not shy to show off deserve…but the show must have ended before IG happened and you know how that goes…people forget….easily…at least before social media…

Now, if you’re not into big rich girls with big tits showing off those tits, cuz they are big….you may be into KISS, and in being into Kiss, this is probably the best merch you could jerk off to, you know to really show your passion for the band and the brand, in part because she is the heiress to KISS merch that will live on forever, but also because she is the tits that the cum from KiSS made…the closest thing for thsoe KISS FANATICS and they are fanatics can fuck without fucking the man himself…making her hot to a whole bunch of weirdos I am sure she’s trying to avoid…

All this to say is that Sophie Simmons deserves more people, tits like this matter…and when they have the budget and access she has, and when they’ve been on TV, there’s no excuse for the low amount of followers…

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Sophie Simmons’ is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter with his hot wife who I don’t think is his actual wife because it got in the way of his bragging about how many pussies he got his dick inside being Gene Simmons and all..

You may remember her from their TV show, which I remember watching, it was a different era and reality TV was what we did, it was far more enjoyable than social media because it was on for an hour a week, not 24 hours a day.

In years since the reality show, the heiress to the billion or multi billion dollar KISS empire, along with the billions of other investments Gene has made, has been TRYING to get famous in her own right.

I know, she’s got budget, she’s got access, she’s been on TV, but she still can’t bull off being an influencer, it’s pretty embarassing, especially since she’d get naked or half naked in her scandalous content and has the TITS to support that…

But she keeps trying and eventually she will hit, because she’s got nothing else to do but figure out how to win and I support her on her journey, even if being an influencer with fans seems tedious and idiotic when you are already rich as shit, but it’s what people do to feel like they matter….pull the titties out, get the likes, and matter…

Her latest iteration of INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER is in the form of “pop star”….she makes music…but I prefer just staring at them TITTIES….like I was a KISS fan, so hard on GENE that his daughter was the coveted pussy to stick your dick in….the arc of the covenent of pussies…the golden pussy that could literally be a golden pussy…she has the resources for that…I mean why hasn’t anyone made solid gold GRILLS for vagina like they have for mouths….that seems like something I should get into….PUSSY GRILLS TO THE RICH AND FAMOUS…

The good news is she does fitness…

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Sophie Simmons is the forever chubby, even when she’s not chubby, she’s alway the big titty daughter of Gene Simmons…

I remember about 5 years ago, she was trying to do the whole influencer thing. She’d hire the hipster photographers, do the nude or half nude shoots, because she has these massive tits and they by default should go viral…

Not to mention, she was on an MTV show, at least I think it was MTV, for what must have been at least 5 years so she should have a million followers by default…but despite being Gene Simmons Daughter, an heiress to billion dollar empire, having big tits that she showed off for a while, often in these dramatic shoots she was modelling in, having been on a TV show, she’s still only got 295k followers…and that’s too bad.

I love the celebrity kids as a general rule, but I like the old timer celebrity kids who were public celebrity kids before this whole generation of “tik tok star” celebrity kids better.

So it’s nice to see Sophie Simmons still got them tits.

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Sophie Simmons is the heiress of the KISS empire. So bitch is prety fucking set. I think Gene Simmons is worth over a billion dollars thanks to the brand and when he dies it will go to her and her tall brother.

I am sure a lot of you saw her grow up on that reality show they were on, where she was just the fat girl who didn’t inherit the eating disorder her Playboy mom probably had, and while not looking anything like her Playboy mom, she decided to take a stab at titty modelling on instagram.

So in 2013, she was doing lingerie shoots, and all that and it really didn’t hit….which is too bad, because I like coddled celebrity rich kids trying to be interesting or edgy in their own right…you know to brek from their parents who define them.

I guess she’s still at it, not as good as it could have been, maybe a little silly and goth, but a slutty outfit is a slutty outfit and that’s what matters.

I am not offended by Sophie Simmons. If anything, I think she should be a bigger star, and she can start that up with spread asshole pics, the way nature intended.

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