I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2021

15

Jan

Sophie Simmons Fitness of the Day

Sophie Simmons’ is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter with his hot wife who I don’t think is his actual wife because it got in the way of his bragging about how many pussies he got his dick inside being Gene Simmons and all..

You may remember her from their TV show, which I remember watching, it was a different era and reality TV was what we did, it was far more enjoyable than social media because it was on for an hour a week, not 24 hours a day.

In years since the reality show, the heiress to the billion or multi billion dollar KISS empire, along with the billions of other investments Gene has made, has been TRYING to get famous in her own right.

I know, she’s got budget, she’s got access, she’s been on TV, but she still can’t bull off being an influencer, it’s pretty embarassing, especially since she’d get naked or half naked in her scandalous content and has the TITS to support that…

But she keeps trying and eventually she will hit, because she’s got nothing else to do but figure out how to win and I support her on her journey, even if being an influencer with fans seems tedious and idiotic when you are already rich as shit, but it’s what people do to feel like they matter….pull the titties out, get the likes, and matter…

Her latest iteration of INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER is in the form of “pop star”….she makes music…but I prefer just staring at them TITTIES….like I was a KISS fan, so hard on GENE that his daughter was the coveted pussy to stick your dick in….the arc of the covenent of pussies…the golden pussy that could literally be a golden pussy…she has the resources for that…I mean why hasn’t anyone made solid gold GRILLS for vagina like they have for mouths….that seems like something I should get into….PUSSY GRILLS TO THE RICH AND FAMOUS…

The good news is she does fitness…



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