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2014

12

Sep

Sophie Simmons Topless on Instagram of the Day

Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ daughter. She was on his TV show, where she played the not that hot Gene Simmons’ daughter. It was reality TV and the reality was that she was a little on the chubby side and disappointing considering her mom was a babe in her youth…

Well I guess since the show, she’s been trying to figure out ways to get noticed, and in the last few months that has involved modelling and doing photoshoots, willing to get naked for “fashion photographers” despite not necessarily having anything to go off except maybe her name and a dad with a very loyal audience thanks to wanting anything KISS including but not limited to the daugther’s vagina…and I guess work ethic, a willingness to get in front of the camera, even topless and holding her tits for some fetish looking pics and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that…but then again, I don’t mind chubby or curvy models as much as I used to, I am open minded to all things involving half nakedness…all sizes and shapes…I am an equal opportunity pervert.

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2014

26

Jul

Sophie Simmons Wet T-Shirt of the Day

I am not a KISS fan. I realize that Gene Simmons is a good money maker. He created his act to sell product and it worked…because when you’re a sell out before you start…your fan base doesn’t expect more from you…

Meaning, I don’t want to fuck his daughter to have a real piece of kiss….I watched their show a few times and didn’t care for her but figured his fans did…because fucking his kid is better than fucking him if you’re not about the gay.

That said, after seeing pics from her see through photoshoot, her big fucking fat girl tits…I still don’y want to fuck her…but I would let her suffocate me, smother me, and feed me…because sometimes…big ol’ tits make everything ok and make everything bad…good. Including Sophie Simmons.

I guess she’s not that bad, but that could just be the tits talking…and the real question in all this is does her brother jerk off to these pics…that’s what I want to know…

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2013

30

Sep

More Sophie Simmons Thickness of the Day

THere are some things in life that can’t be explained and one of them is that I am oddly attracted to Sophie Simmons in her bikini…and my body is giving me awkward boners to these pics…boners that should never happen to a girl of her stature…especially since unlike every dude she’s ever had sex with, I am not a KISS fan, but I guess this is just a testament to hot good of a marketers Gene Simmons is, I mean I’ll buy into all he produces and puts out there…at least when it’s thick like this…

Trust me, this is against everything I stand for…which I guess is ok, since I am sitting…

But seriously, where’s her eating disorder, why are the high Fructose Corn Syrup manufacturers winning…why is it that at the club all the young girls are fat and I like them…is this the end of me? I guess only time will tell…

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2013

23

Sep

Sophie Simmons is a Secret Internet Fatty of the DAy


Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it…

Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it…

Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.

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2013

20

Sep

Sophie Simmons Monster in a Bikini of the Day

Well this is almost unfortunate…Sophie Simmons…from the Gene Simmons show…who only gets fucked by Gene Simmons fans who love everything he’s marketed to them so much that they’ll eat up even the lowest grade shit KISS Puts out…that’s the kind of loyalty they have…and she’s in a bikini…large as fuck in a bikini…but for some reason that big fat ass is round and not as disgusting as it should be…and for some weird reason I want it to suffocate me…I guess I”m giving into the genetically modified food era and loving me some thickness…whatever…

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2013

07

Jun

Sophie Simmons Side Tit in the Hot Tub of the Day


Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym.

I don’t think back’s are all that hot, but in Sophie Simmons case, it’s better to stare at her back, you know, like one of those busted girls you bring home when drunk, if you ever bring girls home when drunk, who you just want to bang out and not have to face, so you just slam her from behind….

You know, who will come up to you a few months later, and you have no idea who the gremlin talking to you is, until she turns around, and shows you the back of her head, making her all of a sudden substantially hotter…

I call those “worth a fuck from behind” girls…and Sophie Simmons happens to be one of them, and knows it, and that’s why she’s posting it to the internet….

Unless you’re a KISS fan and only in it for Gene Simmons merch, in which case, you’ll take all of her from every angle.

Here’s the pic.

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2011

28

Apr

Sophie Simmons Brings Back her Thick Legs of the Day

Here are a set of half Israeli, half Canadian legs trying to fit into America, and by fit into America, I mean get fat.

See with all their fast food, junk food, high fructose corn starch eating fatness, the only way to be unassuming and deemed beautiful fat person encouragement and acceptance, obesity is the American way….

The reason I say that, is because no one ever comments on my shit, but for some reason, My Sophie Simmons is Fat post from last week, got me hate mail…

People love this bitch, support this bitch, and think that I shouldn’t single her out for having thick thighs cuz she doesn’t work out, cuz she’s not out there for the paparazzi, her dad made her do the show, she’s a victim, one who clearly emotionally eats, while I just think I’m doing her a fucking favor…we can ignore it all we want….but then bitch will just end up Kardashian.

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