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2016

11

Feb

Sophie Simmons Bra Flash VS Anna Kendrick Cleavage of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is a chubby heir to the KISS billion dollar empire, provided Gene Simmons ever dies…

She has managed to decide that despite being offered all the resources to do anything in the world, she’s chosen to be an instagram model…you know get those followers that are just spillover followers from her dad, and flash them your tits, because they’ll do anything for KISS related merch..

It’s like she was made in the testicles of their GOD and that makes her their leader…and gives her the illusion of success…it’s just weird, but I guess not as weird as her flashing her tits for no reason other than craving to be hot..

That said, here’s Anna Kendrick, who has one of the most disturbing mouths in Hollywood, but more interesting, has one of the most disturbing fan base that wants to fuck her. I find nothing appealing about her, not even the tits…If anything she just annoys me as I try to figure out why she exists, even though I don’t actually spend anytime doing that, it was a hypothetical annoyance…as none of this shit matters…

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2015

21

Dec

Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day

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I guess Sophie Simmons is one of those dying for Attentiom, probably doesn’t have real friends, is neglected by her father who is too into his business and her mother who is too into her own existence as a Hollywood mom…because she hires people to take pictures of her in erotic enough settings…and there’s always something weird about a chubby trust fund girl paying photographers to take slutty pics of her…it’s even a little desperate…

But I guess not as desperate as posting topless, or semi topless, slutty instagram whoring pics to the internet…in her quest to figure out her purpose and existence in the world knowing she never has to work…her dad, Gene Simmons is practically a billionaire….that makes her an heir to that…

Apparently, she’s going to acting classes, she was already on TV once before being forgotten, so it’s only natural for an LA kid to value fame as something that can’t be bought, when everything else can, even though fame can be bought…and really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but their heads are so up their own asses..they don’t realize that…and I guess since her tits are the size of my head…I’ll encourage it…even though I never really cared for KISS…but I could still let KISS’s sperm’s creation KISS up on my dick in pics..I’m easy like that. I’m such a whore…

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2015

17

Nov

Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is really milking this instagram model concept hard…even though she looks more like what needs milking….#boobs

I don’t know anything about her, other than that she’s got a huge trust fund, she will inherit more money than god when her control freak father dies, and as a hobby, instead of taking up crotchet, or maybe a team sport, or helping the homeless, because they homeless smell bad….she’s decided to set up photoshoots of herself, for herself, and I guess her fans…because she saw a window of opportunity as all the other fat models started getting work…where she could do a whole “own my body, own my life” bullshit angle, that involves her spending days at the gym and bikini because she doesn’t actually love her body, or own her body, she is just open to showing it to you as she tries to get to a place where she too is a skinny girl…because the skinny girls are the ones the guys like best…and sure it may not be for guys, but what is she doing this for, if she’s got all the money in the world…seems like “Likes” is the currency she’s addicted to…

The whole thing is weird, I don’t mind girls in panties at all, obviously, but the idea of every girl posting her panties…just doesn’t make sense to me.Sure I’m glad it happens…But when did underwear become something people feel compelled to share…

I liked it better when you had to manipulate girls into that…when it just gets put out there…boring.

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2015

09

Nov

Sophie Simmons Instagram Whore Hustle of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is another rich kid who wants to be a social media star..which is a weird fucking goal for someone who is set to inherit half of her dad’s billion dollar fortune…so I guess get those panty pics that used to reserved for selfies with boyfriends but why not put it out there for everyone – because those likes feel so fucking good…because daddy never said “I love you enough”…he was too busy fucking 80000 KISS FANS…

Either way, hard nipples, average body she’s working so hard for you to see, and whatever works in this attention whoring world we live in…right…

So whatever the reason for the fitness kick…and being fat on TV when she was on TV…and not getting famous from it…she can only blame being fat for that because blaming her personality…would be harder to accept…

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2015

02

Nov

Sophie Simmons in a Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is really committed to this instagram model thing. It’s like being the daughter of a billionaire rockstar and Playboy model isn’t enough for her. It’s like she can’t just find better hobbies like helping the poor, or refugees or really anything…but instead she’s paying for self involved photoshoots, that she is the star of..in the most vapid and useless thing a bitch could do…

Is she addicted to likes, is she that vain that she feels the need to share herself with the world, is she just an exhibitionist and this is the only way she can cum, or is she looking for love her dad was too busy to give her, or is she just like her dad and wants to spread her seed…or is her dad paying her becauase it keeps people talking about the brand he loves more than her..

Who knows…but bikinis…

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2015

29

Oct

Sophie Simmons is Committed to this Instagram Model Life of the Day

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Half Canadian, Half Kiss, Sophie Simmons, is an aspiring instagram model…which is absolutely insane, considering the Kiss brand is worth well over a billion dollars, and when Gene Simmons finally dies off, the fortune will be split between her and her hipster tall as fuck brother…

I guess she feels the world needs another rich kid taking selfies…

But for some reason, when you have everything, the only thing you can really seek out, is love…or in this case instagram likes from adoring fans of your father who only care about you because KISS is an institution to them…and you’re the extension of that cock that has been everywhere..

I don’t really understand the psychology of rich spoiled princesses, but I do understand that in trying to become an instagram model, even though she must be 30 and is a little too old for that, she’s started showing off her hard nipples and her more fit than it once was body, because she knows as an instagram model, one must have fitness on their side, body means everythijng in this vapid world of people prostituting themselves for validation…

I find the whole thing ridiculous, but I am compelled to post on it, because I support piggy girls who are lazy and eat too much, figuring out that all that matters is their fit bodies to get ahead…it’s far more interesting than other rich cunts who expect you to celebrate them when fat…

What I am saying is…at lease Sophie Simmons is trying…even if everything about her staged photoshoots and selfies is lame as fuck…desperate as fuck…but hard nipples…they save all…kinda…

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2015

05

Oct

Sophie Simmons See Through Shirt of the Day

Sophie Simmons is a model…and she goes to events in see through shirts..for the paparazzi…because she’s got huge tits, and huge tits are meant to be seen…

Apparently, she’s also overweight, and has always been overweight, but seeing as she’s Gene Simmons the billionaire from KISS’ daughter, which has nothing to do with her ability to become a model…as people would totally hire her without her being from KISS…right….all these celebrity rich kids who were on TV because of their family…establish themselves on their own…without their connections…or their last name…

It’s all them…and in Sophie’s case…ALL OF HER….is A LOT of her…but I think there’s something lovely about her,

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2015

27

Feb

Sophie Simmons BBW Erotica of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is following her mom’s lead…and posing half naked as a model…despite not really having the look that her mom had when her mom was doing Playboy…in an era where they would cast hot girls…and not just any entitled brat or willing to get naked girl could get into the magazine…there was a level of prestige, quality control, making the whole thing erotic…but now that the world is filled with rich kids…entitled kids…kids who were on a TV show to help their dad make more billions of dollars…and their mom, in her expired model glory get a taste of that fame she once had…

So she’s just another entitled rich kid, almost too fat to get naked, even though I would argue that no one is too fat to get naked, even if it is more of a comical thing than a hot thing, who instead of getting a real job, she’s getting her big titties out…knowing that at least her dad’s loyal fanbase will jerk off to her, because they do anything and buy anything he feeds them…as long as it says KISS on it…and this one of a kind collectibel…isn’t made in China…it was made in California…and thus probably has no soul..but does have tits…and tits are good…we like tits…it’s really the only reason we’d look at a BBW for any other reason than scientific ones….

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2014

17

Nov

Sophie Simmons Nipple Selfie of the Day

Sophie Simmons is the chubby Gene Simmons daughter who I used to post about saying that the only people who are into her are Gene Simmons fans because her vagina is the ultimate in KISS merchandised and memorabilia and having sex with her is the closest you can really get to having sex with Gene Simmons without being a homo….but I guess she’s leveraged that, and is paving her own way in the world, and she’s making her own magic, now that she’s decided she’s a model, by signing with an agency, posing half naked, and now this big titty instagram selfie knowing that big titties get hits…and thin models is a thing of the past…thanks to Kate Upton…and the general american diet…right…

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2014

03

Nov

Sophie Simmons Topless Bikini Pics of the DAy

Sophie Simmons is a model now.

I have theory that fat girls shouldn’t be models…no one really wants to see that…but I think my theory is outdated and now that fat girls are outnumbering skinny girls…and have a voice thanks to the internet…things are being catered to them and they need an icon to look up to….not that Sophie Simmons is that fat…just too fat to be a model…

I also have this theory that celebrity kids shouldn’t be models…no one really cares about them as much as they care about their parents and the whole thing is a weirdo cry for attention when they could just use their trust fund for good – rather than spending days in photoshoots…

Obviously, not too hard to get signed when your dad is a billionaire from KISS, you get what you want…but the issue is why is male attention what she wants…when she could get her dad to invest in something far more interesting for the grand scheme of the world…

Either way, it’s getting to her head and she’s posting nude, or topless selfies on instagram…I am not sure this will end in a good place…because I am not even sure by looking at these if it is a good place now….but it happened.

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