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2019

08

Mar

Sophie Simmons Bra of the Day

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Looks like Sophie Simmons out here in a bra recreating the crime scene from THE STAIRCASE

Her mom Sharon Tate….and her Dad Gene Simmons…created a spoiled, entitled, heiress to a billion dollar empire…yet she still feels the need to produce photoshoots around herself, featuring herself, in various states of Undress, like an empowered body positive girl, on Women’s International Day…or ANY day for that matter…because when you have everything, getting attention for slutty content becomes what you do with your time off…which is all the time…I mean what the fuck else is she to do…..but be a girl…a typical girl…trying to get jacked off to whilst looking her best….it’s a good thing to do.

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2019

22

Jan

Sophie Simmons Titty Bounce of the Day

Sophie Simmons Titty Bounce

Sophie Simmons bouncing her big Gene Simmons tits.

You probably remember jerking off to her when you watched Family Jewels, the KISS reality show that was a thing a decade ago…because KISS are incredible fucking marketers and built a billion dollar industry she will inherit 50 percent of…through marketing and merchandising…and his fans so loyal to him that jerking off to his fat daughter is just what you do as a fan…plus she’s got the tits her Playboy mom, a Canadian, gave her…

That said, since the TV show, Sophie Simmons has been trying to be an influencer. She has tried to post the slutty content. She has done the staged shoots with Instagram photographers, she has done the half nakedness, the exploitation of her tits, she’s even had brand deals…yet she’s still never hit..even though she was already on a hit show…how does that happen? I’ve seen fat chicks no one’s ever heard of without famous dads pull it off….it’s too bad…

But the tits…are a resilient body part and have survived all the disappointment as tits do until they get that cancer…

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Sophie Simmons Titty Bounce

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2018

16

Aug

Sophie Simmons Titty Flash of the Day

Sophie Simmons is being a fat titty flasher – without pulling out her tits – which makes me think she’s letting us all down – because if we’re going to follow a fat girl on instagram trying to be an instagrammer even though her dad is Gene Simmons and rich as fuck – she might as well try to stay current and pull out her actual tits like the other girls of instagram who also have rich and famous parents…it’s a trend she likely missed out on…since she’s old…

For a while, Sophie Simmons, who is not hot, unless you’re a KISS fan and get off to GENE and anything his semen produces, you know the kind of KISS collector who has the lunch boxes, the action figures and all the other merch that has made this one the daughter of a billionaire…heir to a billion dollars…that allows her to pretty much slack the fuck off through life….was trying to be an instagrammer….

I guess she’s back at it.

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2018

13

Jun

Sophie Simmons Titties on Instagram of the Day

Sophie Simmons Tits Out for Instagram

For a while, Sophie Simmons, who is not hot, unless you’re a KISS fan and get off to GENE and anything his semen produces, you know the kind of KISS collector who has the lunch boxes, the action figures and all the other merch that has made this one the daughter of a billionaire…heir to a billion dollars…that allows her to pretty much slack the fuck off through life….was trying to be an instagrammer.

She was paying people to take pics of her, she was producing fat girl modeling content, and she had the money and fame from being on TV behind her, yet for some reason…she wasn’t able to pull off the ASHLEY GRAHAM who gets work as a fat chick…and just sort of got stuck with self produced photoshoots….but sometimes…when we’re lucky enough she busts out her big fat tits…tits that we should celebrate cuz like all fat girls…it’s their best quality…


Here is her fat ass
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2017

26

Dec

Sophie Simmons, Jewish Girl, in Christmas Pyjamas of the Day

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I would say that this is some Sophie Simmons doing some cultural appropriation, because she was raised Jewish by her Israelite father Gene and the Canadian porno model from the 70s he knocked up during his conquest of many horny KISS groupies which were really challenging to Weinstein as they threw themselves at him and his make-up and high heels that have made him a billion dollars…

But I guess her mom isn’t a Jewish, unless she converted, which she probably did to score the good life she’s got all for being hot and not a pain in the ass…and I guess there’s no real cultural appropriation when it comes to celebrating Christmas, that shit is mainstream and commercial, all cultures are welcome so long as they buy gifts and perpetuate consumerism….we are inclusive…

This isn’t the BLACKFACE, the Christmas edition, but it isn’t the kind of pajamas I like seeing mom and daughter in….see previous post….

But it’s women with trap door pajamas designed for ANAL rape…but is it really rape if there’s a clear invitation…like a doorway to the anus…exactly….

There’s little hot in this, or in Sophie Simmons, unless you’re a KISS fan in which case it’s as close as you can get to fucking your LEADER / GOD without being considered a homo.

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2016

29

Nov

Sophie Simmons Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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KISS fans will buy into any garbage that Gene Simmons puts out there and brands KISS, they are fanatics, collectors, the KISS Merchandise and memorabilia scene is just a massive fucking thing, that’s totally creepy and weird, but that’s made Gene Simmons rich as fuck…all off garbage….and those fans, I can assure you, have scene every episode of the Simmons family reality show, and they watched the tits Gene’s cum created on a chubby thing, who instead of using some of the trust fund for good, has instead used it to become a social media model…but as it turns out…she’s not so bad when she invites other mooch instagram sluts to hang out in bed with her for pictures like this…in fact she looks her best….

here’s her cleavage –

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2016

30

Sep

Fat Sophie Simmons and Her Downward Pointing Nipples Want to be an Instagram Model of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat than she was, at least based on these photoshopped pics of her, she’s less fat than she was at her fattest, but not as skinny as she was when she thought instagram models had to be skinny and she was starving herself and working out…

I guess she realized that she’s the heiress to a billion dollar father…or worse…she realized that fat girls can make it…even if their nipples are aiming the ground like they are sad….because fat girls connect with fat girls…crazy…right…

She’s got access to all the money in the world….so why she’s decided to become an instagram model, signed with an agency…seems weird to me. It’s like get a job doing something that matters, that makes even a small difference you lazy, proven by your gunt….you don’t need to be a self involved cunt taking selfies and staging photoshoots for likes…it’s weird…

Not to mention anyone who cares or jerks off to her is just a weirdo KISS fan, and her tits are just another one of Gene Simmons, their god’s creations…like the KISS beer fridge, or the KISS tampons…or the KISS pile of dog shit…only the human version…

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2016

29

Jun

Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym….which would take work…so why work when you have all the money in the world and don’t need to work…or workout…and you can afford all that great food….

I mean that was before she was an instagram model – or aspiring instagram model – addicted to the fame from being on TV, trying to follow her mother’s lead, thinking she’s a little hotter than she actually is thanks to positive reinforcement, trying to be the kind of girl her billionaire KISS dad was into….all while being the collector’s item real KISS fans and collectors are OBSESSED with…

Because she’s looking fitter than she was, but barely, she had a minute where she was about to breakthrough before realizing that plus sized modeling is IN..so bitch squeezed IN to some lingerie…to actually have photo proof that she works…

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2016

26

May

Sophie Simmons in her Underwear of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is the fat Gene Simmons daughter that has huge tits KISS fans want to collect…because KISS fans collect all things KISS..

She was never hot, but had huge tits, mainly because she was fat…and instead of learning marketing or using her dad’s fortune to do something productive in her life…she decided…to become…an instagram model..

She signed to an instagram agency, that gave her instagram work and she hired a trainer to drop the 75 pounds she needed to lose, but without losing her tits, because tits were all people cared about her…so you can’t lose your marketing hook, something her dad’s taught her well…coupled with whoring that her mom taught her well…but for some reason…she’s so uneventful at…even half naked posing….

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2016

10

Mar

Sophie Simmons’ Weird Butt Shot of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is a fascinating fat girl…she’s only 23, so I guess this behavior makes sense and is in line with the behavior of other Los Angeles based rich kids who at one point in time were on their dad’s reality show.

The fact is that Gene Simmons is probably a billionaire by now, meaning her and her brother will inherit hundreds of millions of dollars…

Meaning, she doesn’t have to really work on anything she doesn’t want to work on, and in growing up in a household with a workaholic father who fucked models, it only makes sense that craving mail attention by doing semi nude shoots, when she’s not working out to prevent being that fat chick she naturally is or was back when she filled the void with food, instead of butt shots on social media….and the sad thing is that the only dudes really into it..are KISS fans…because I guess she’s from KISS sperm and that alone is all she will ever be…

I don’t know why LA kids do this and don’t realize just how fucking cheesy it is…but here she is trying to model instead of doing anything of value in her life…waste of time..considering she’s not even hot…but here’s her ass…because why not..

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