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2021

18

Mar

Anna Kendrick Legs of the Day

Anna Kendrick terrifies me…but I guess she’s feeling herself in this selfie, showing some leg that she’s intentionally not pigeon toed in, because in the event you didn’t know, this bitch walks like a cerebral palsy sufferer, but proved that she won’t let that get her down….she’ll prevail and somehow become an A-List actor…I mean it’s all so confusing when you look at the stars they package as A-List and worth through how hot they are, how big their tits are, how good they are at acting, and never do they live up to the hype or the paychecks they get…it’s some lottery win shit…and Kendrick, who as far as I’m concerned has no talent, even when she sings, is all weird mouthed and fucked creepy…yet consistently working and rich….

I wouldn’t suggest she fucked Weinstein, but maybe she gave him a pigeon foot job, I don’t know…it confuses me.

This selfie, which when you’re Anna Kendrick you don’t need to selfie, we KNOW who you are…e are from some Kid Choice Awards shit where she’s trying to program younger people to be into her so that her earning GOES on forever….media manipulation I guess….you need it when you’re this ugly…but packaged as hot.

Here’s a YOUTUBE video that shows off her pigeon toed posture at least once, so ya’ll understand where the reference is coming from…it’s a support document….THANKS

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2020

29

May

Anna Kendrick Getting Fucked of the Day

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Oh my god, an Anna Kendrick Sex Tape, that’s a huge deal to the Anna Kendrick fans out there who don’t realize how fucking sick and disgusting the oddly shaped, oddly faced, mousey and annoying character she is….

Fuck Anna Kendrick, like this guy is doing, but in more of a forget about her, she’s overrated, her career confusing, her look not hot….

I saw that she had this new show about dating in her 20s, despite being 40, and was like “I didn’t watch Sex and the City, I am not going to watch Anna Kendrick pretend to navigate the city with dating misadventures, even with the sex”….because it’s Anna Kendrick, she can just go fuck right off if she’s so into her censored boring sex scene..

That O-Face….didn’t she even try to be sexy…I just don’t get it….you give a mutant genetically deformed girl with big tits a chance like some Make a Wish Foundation dream come true, and this is what she brings back to us….garbage.

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2018

06

Dec

Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively Trying to be Hot of the Day

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Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively are making out in a movie where Anna Kendrick shows off her big tits in a push up bra, because they are trying to fill theatres here…

These two old washed up has been actresses but at least Blake Lively was kind of hot, while Anna Kendrick is just a fucking monster, who has zero sex appeal, even though she’s got bigger tits than you’d expect her to have because her mouth and rat face grosses you out so you don’t actually look for the tits…you try to scan the room for a better looking girl to look at as this one carries the movie forward…just doing their job to hype up projects they work on, hence the millions of dollars they make….

The sick thing in all this is that I know you fucking old perverts actually like this, girl on girl is something you still are excited by, you’re the sucker who buys the lesbian show at the stripclub….the guy who hasn’t been around actual lesbians or the modern version of everyone being a lesbian…and still thinks of it as college co-eds making out with each other at a Spring Break party or some shit…

We saw the evolution of dykes….and we know the dykes for attention at the party, or in this case in a movie….and we are ok with it, even though we know the intentions…we are onto you Kendrick and Lively. But keep up the good work. This is clearly the best thing either have done.

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2018

21

Jun

Anna Kendrick Makes Me Fucking Sick of the Day

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I am just happy she’s not Anna Kendrick…is a general emotion I feel in my life…because I find Anna Kendrick repulsive.

I know people out there see to think she’s hot, maybe even jerk off to her, and that fact just makes me pretty uncomfortable knowing I live in a world where people do that….all that polluting, destroying the planet, and war has nothing on the depravity that is jerking off to Anna Kendrick…

I don’t know why she’s famous, I will never accept that fact, no matter how many movies she gets overpaid to be in..I will also never accept the fact that she is in fact a woman, tits or not, because I typically pride myself on my willingness to jerk off to even the most disgusting woman….but not being able to jerk off to this…confuses me….

Is she trying to be hot, seductive, appealing…I don’t have the answers….I just have the pic and I’m not too proud of that.

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2018

27

Apr

Anna Kendrick Brought Her Tits Out of the Day

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I almost missed this Anna Kendrick pics, because for a reason I can’t explain, I can’t stand Anna Kendrick and I have blocked her and all she does out of my life. It’s like an episode of Black Mirror where I can watch a movie with her in it and have no idea she was in it because I just see empty space and nothingness.

I don’t know what scam she pushed to get famous. I just know that face drives me crazy and I can’t figure out why….maybe it is the mouth…it’s gotta be the mouth and I just don’t get how she’s not working at a Medieval Times, or other dinner theater but is instead a high paid actress…

I like to think it’s the tits, but the tits only started making an appearace in recent years as she got older and realized she needed help to exist another decade….tits she’s getting pretty shameless and generous with…I mean this dress is barely a dress, there’s tit from every angle and even if that makes her more tolerable, she still always looks like she’s sucking on sour candies and that’s not really a look I’m into…

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2017

13

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld and Friends Dressed a Little Dramatic at the Pitch Perfect Premiere of the Day

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I guess Hailee Steinfeld thinks the premiere of Pitch Perfect 300 the attack of Fat Amy, where Fat Amy finally explodes and Anna Kendrick smears the fat on her face, like it was the semen of the producer who gave her her first job despite her janky middle of the road face…then they all go out for pizza and song…is a fancy thing..

Because girl got the cocktail dress on, even though it’s a stupid fucking movie only assholes like, that is not fancy at all, this isn’t some theatrical masterpiece they’ve worked on for the last 7 years finally coming together at a gala..

It’s a fucking pile of shit franchise that makes a lot of money – that Elizabeth Banks shat out on a piece of paper – for a producer who liked it – that basically went viral.

I think Hailee Steinfeld woulda been fine dressed in her fitness gear casual, not like she’s going to prom…or the porn awards..but these hollywood kids are are all fucked in the head…

Here’s the pics…and remember Pitch Perfect is garbage..

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Anna Kendrick brought her over hyped, overpaid, over developed face and back to the event – despite being 40 and playing a college girl….Hollywood magic people…Hollywood magic. Also Dressed like the porn awards, rocking what could be pregnancy, because she’s old..or maybe it’s just muff gunt…WHO can really tell…or care…what a monster

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2017

23

Nov

Anna Kendrick Brought her Tits to some The Voice Mash Up Promo of the Day

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I guess marketers understand that the only people who go to the movies are the people who still watch TV, so the people at Pitch Perfect, who produced another movie, even though Anna Kendrick is 40 and awkward looking, while the asian one looks like she’s pushing 60, and we know the fat one along with eating her weight in cake, is officially 50, but you can’t call her out for it, because she will sue you an win, it’s her right to lie about her age, cuz she’s fat filled and wrinkle-less as her skin barely can support the pressure of her obesity….while Hailee Steinfeld who is the only college aged one..and probably the only one worth fucking…

You see Anna Kendrick has such a fucking terrible face, a weird little mouth, the kind of look that makes her look like she’s sucking on lemons, and when I hear people find her hot, I write them off as people who watch the voice, and would go to the movies….even though they are probably just dudes with low expectations, and she’s better than the local trash available to them…you know love the average at best chick and her cleavage…

I just expect more out of overpaid cunt. I want them to be hot…and it’s more than just fucking cleavage to win me over.

There’s something weird going on with her legs too….but I can’t figure that one out…but look at the tits bro…keep getting this mangled chick hired…you asshoels.

Theres a video…i wish I didn’t post…

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2017

30

Oct

Anna Kendrick is an Elf of the Day

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Anna Kendrick is about as hot as she can be in costume dressed like an ELF, which isn’t really hot at all, but that’s because Anna Kendrick isn’t hot…

I know people love her, but I don’t, I didn’t buy into that scam that is good marketing, I know there’s some illuminati brain washing going on, and I have the ability to use my eyes and brain to see that there there’s something about her face, or her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it until she pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..for money, and logic says if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer….that’d I’d be into it…

Not that I am actually into throatfucking or porn, but it’s the only way I can explain how not hot this weirdo is…in costume!

Is she sucking on sour candies? Is that just her mouth? Who knows.

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2017

17

May

More Anna Kendrick Annoying Pitch Perfect Vacation Bikini top Pics of the Day

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Anna Kendrick’s face annoys me…she creeps me out…she’s overrated…but I guess people love her, so does that make her overrated or just a good SCAM…who knows!!

But despite people loving her, I remain not into her….there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it as bitch pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..and if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer….

You know all overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are…hooking onto my dick with that lip of hers…

But no…I just don’t like Anna Kendrick, but you do.

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2017

15

May

Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day

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The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids….

So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still..

Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one.

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