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2024

13

Feb

Blake Lively’s Old Mom Titty Bounce of the Day

Blake Lively’s in a white tank top letting her titty bounce during the Super Bowl, where she dick sucked Taylor Swift cuz they’re bffs.

Blake Lively seems to be a bottom feeding dick sucker, not just based on her securing Ryan Reynolds the Deadpool billionaire due to all the brands he’s been able to launch with his annoying sense of humor, but also Taylor Swift.

It’s like the low level actress, who was in Gossip Girl which I guess was a big deal, or a lottery win, and who was in a few movies, just never anything substantial, targets these opportunities ands throats them as hard as she can to maximize returns for herself…

Not that I know anything about Blake Lively, who I assume is mid 40s at this point, her tits likely fake after the kids to secure her fortunes from Reynolds….but regardless of all that….I’ll still watch her titty bounce…while acting cuz she’s an actor and nothing that she does is authentic…it’s all calculated….manipulative..and when tits are involved…FUN!

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2022

29

Apr

Blake Lively Nude of the Day

I just did a quick google to make sure that Blake Lively is married to that annoying try hard clown Ryan Reynolds who’s career should have died with 2 Guys, a girl and a Pizza Joint, or whatever the fuck it was called, but instead he became an a-list star, with a marketing agency and an alcohol brand that made him millions in like 23 months of promoting it, since the mainstream are no standard fucks who buy into whatever they are told is good, and I guess he’s marketed as good. Weird.

I got Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling confused, all Canadians look the fucking same, I’m a Canadian racist….fuck those ice wall jumping escapees.

Anyway, when googling that I saw that Lively is doing her Directorial Debut, which I am sure was so challenging for her to get, in an era where woman need representation, doing a task like directing a movie which requires little to no talent.

The movie is called “SECONDS” based on a NOVEL we’ll assume she read by the “Scott Pilgrim” creator….

They are acting like it’s a big deal when it doesn’t matter, the bigger deal is that she’s nude in some movie, showing off a pretty short ass crack and some of her fake titty from the side.

A steamy shower is the best way to view Blake Lively, since she’s really not that hot…but she tries, which is lame, but aren’t all these losers who think they’ve won lame….THEY ARE.

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2021

13

Aug

Blake Lively Ass of the Day

Blake Lively, who I saw a few months ago was a vaccine pedlar, which you know she’s doing for the money, or because her and her joker of a husband are in the system so deep that they need to perpetuate their EVIL on the common slaves, knowing that the whole passport system won’t affect them, since they are rich as shit and famous, but also the vaccine won’t affect them because they probably got the SALINE shot…you know it was an ad deal….not an actual public health issue that they have no business promoting because they are fucking actors…liars…actors…you know…

She is wearing a daring bikini bottom, not that much fabric to hide her evil mom pussy, you know there was a time we’d call bro’s in tank tops and shorts in the winter SEASON PUSHERS, but she’s a BIKINI BOTTOM STYLE pusher…not that I hate looking at a mom in a thong, it’s alright…even a famous piece of shit mom in a thong…I mean it’s a lot of ass on display…but there’s thing called knowing you fucking age, you don’t all have to be sex workers, you gossip girl lottery winning monster…

I like her “on her toes, to try to elongate her short legs…and if you look at her saddlebags, that’s where the hips aren’t triangular not round….you know just a sloppy mom body that should relax a little….

I mean, this should be the definition of “FELT CUTE MIGHT DELETE LATER” post that happened when drunk and horny…like that time a girl I know got drunk and put her full asshole on her instagram story by accident…she thought she was sexting her tinder date…only she wasn’t….

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2021

08

Jul

Blake Lively Hard Nipples of the Day

Blake Lively Hard NIpples

I think puppet loser Blake Lively and her lame ass dick sucking husband who the world has decided is some comedic genius because of his “marketing agency” that created some GIN brand with silly advertising..

I remember when the power couple that is hardly interesting, but that are trying to pretend that they are, because they are high paid celebrities in some of your favorite movies and TV shows because you have no fucking taste…..but yeah… I remember when they were paid to push a vaccine to their audience despite it being emergency use only and not fully approved by the FDA….which was weird, because Kim Kardashian, the devil herself, pushed and FDA approved medication for morning sickness that wasn’t the FLIPPER BABY medication, and she got dragged and the FCC or whoever controls instagram ad disclosure changed all the fucking rules…

Yet these clowns, who are LITERAL clowns can tell all their half wit fans, because you’d have to be half or even full retard to be excited by these industry controlled idiots doing their latest “juggling” or balloon animal act….and they have a level of influence they don’t deserve but it’s a Celebrity First society…

They are the enemy….

But I saw her mom fitness pic, with her big enough tit in a sports bra and thought, “does she have implants”…you know since she cares so much about health and wellness….that LIAR….

Either way, she looks like a middle aged mom at the gym, cuz she is one…so if you’re into that, here it is..

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2020

30

Jan

Blake Lively Breast Pumping Mom Tit Fetish of the Day

Your Gossip Girl queen who I guess is married to Deadpool’s Ryan Reynolds, who I think cheated on that pig ScarJo and upgraded to this lower on the celebrity ECHELON of fame maybe, but substantially hotter than ScarJo, making it the right decision…..

Blake Lively….

Has recently had a kid and is posting up breast milk lactation, pumping, erotica for you assholes with a breeder fetish, or a MILF fetish, or a BReast Feeding cuz your mom never breast fed you fetish, because to be into this requires SOME sort of fetish, I just don’t know if it is one specific fetish, or if it touches on multiple fetishes. I just know I don’t like it.

Don’t get me wrong, cumming in a pussy is the way nature intended, it’s just after you cum in the pussy you bounce and disappear so that you never know what happens after. You never experience the creepiness that everyone accepts as natural, growing a fucking human in your cunt then feeding it from your tits….it just takes away some much good from the cunt and tits…it’s best to pretend it doesn’t happen.

Now I know what you lonely incels are thinking, that is that no one will let you knock them up, and all you’ve ever wanted is a kid of your own to teach your ways….but no woman would ever gift that to you….well…grow the fuck up and hire a hooker….breeding into an overpopulated world to feed your ego, or to prevent you from ever being lonely again is fucking irresponsible and a terrible decision. So keep your breeding fetishes to your damn self and stare at Blake’s mom tits all filled with milk…or if you’re more into the science of milk filled tits, look at her industrial strength titty milker like she’s a fucking diary cow rearing up for Cheese season.

Now to those tits…

Blake Lively Mom Tits

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2020

15

Jan

Blake Lively See Through of the Day

Blake Lively Wig Lace Bra

I didn’t give a fuck about Blake Lively when her whole Gossip Girl bullshit happened, so I’m not about to give a fuck about Blake Lively a decade later….

What I do find funny is that the media recycle the canned press release her team or the team marketing the movie put out, not that I’ve seen that press release, I am not relevant enough for Hollywood types to beg for free coverage on their bullshit….but the press release definitely read “Blake Lively Unrecognizable for her New Role”…and the truth is Blake Lively is unrecognizable as Blake Lively….being Blake Lively…let’s try to not over hype her cuz her Husband she stole from that pig Scarjo has a hit comic franchise…

I assume she’s playing some Betty Page – Pin Up girl….1950s slut…because having your tits out is timeless…as is your gut busting out over your panties…muffin top cuz bitch is a fucking mom – don’t we have hotter and younger talent to choose from?!

Blake Lively Wig Lace Bra

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2018

06

Dec

Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively Trying to be Hot of the Day

blake lively and anna kendrick slutty Makeout

Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively are making out in a movie where Anna Kendrick shows off her big tits in a push up bra, because they are trying to fill theatres here…

These two old washed up has been actresses but at least Blake Lively was kind of hot, while Anna Kendrick is just a fucking monster, who has zero sex appeal, even though she’s got bigger tits than you’d expect her to have because her mouth and rat face grosses you out so you don’t actually look for the tits…you try to scan the room for a better looking girl to look at as this one carries the movie forward…just doing their job to hype up projects they work on, hence the millions of dollars they make….

The sick thing in all this is that I know you fucking old perverts actually like this, girl on girl is something you still are excited by, you’re the sucker who buys the lesbian show at the stripclub….the guy who hasn’t been around actual lesbians or the modern version of everyone being a lesbian…and still thinks of it as college co-eds making out with each other at a Spring Break party or some shit…

We saw the evolution of dykes….and we know the dykes for attention at the party, or in this case in a movie….and we are ok with it, even though we know the intentions…we are onto you Kendrick and Lively. But keep up the good work. This is clearly the best thing either have done.

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2018

11

Sep

Blake Lively’s Got her Titties Out of the Day

I find it interesting that Blake Lively’s name is Lively…because her face looks so jacked up with fillers that she looks like a Corpse…

But I guess she’s married to your nerd hero Deadpool and with that alone, you like to jerk off to her, because if she’s good enough for Deadpool she’s good enough for you…

Or maybe you saw her movie where she was on a rock in a bikini fighting sharks…or maybe you’re a Gossip Girl Fan…or maybe you just like celeb tits in a sheer top thanks to the flash on the red carpet we all know happens – including the celeb in question trying to show off her fat tits without being too obvious about it.

I’m only Zombie girl.

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2018

10

May

Blake Lively Nipples in NYC of the Day

Blake Lively has done a little homewrecking. She’s done a little aging. She’s done a few movies that don’t matter. All since being cast in Gossip Girl, the only reason she exists, which I guess is more of a reason that most people have to justify why the paparazzi is taking pics of them. I’m talking to you Phoebe Price…my lord and savior…

Blake Lively has had a couple of kids, maybe one kid, I don’t know how many kids, I don’t follow her or her Ryan Gossling / Reynolds / Burt Reynolds romances and I don’t know what men she lets cum up inside her.

But I don’t mind looking at the 40 year old in a dress without a bra on, leaving an air conditioned place with one of her lovers, rocking some mom nipples like you’ve never seen on Blake Lively before….because after breast feeding a kid, and having your tit gnawed at by a kid….the nipples get more aggressive in behavior…I know this because I saw a wild Coyote the other day…and the nipples were fucking everywhere…

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2018

16

Feb

Blake Lively Goes Bottomless of the Day

Blake Lively bottomless

Blake Lively is trying to make some kind of post pregnancy comeback – showing off her fitness body…but girl’s so eager to get back into the jerk off material cycle, passed around like a slutty actress in the masturbation rings that her fans participate in, so eager she forget her dang pants…

I don’t like her horse face, but I didn’t watch Gossip Girl, I’m not too into this one, but it is here and in her 30s….pantsless.

Blake Lively pantsless

Here’s her fitness

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