I pride myself on being one of the most useless celebrity based website on the internet.

After 20 years of posting celebrity pictures in various states of undress, I have provided next to zero insight on anything to do with pop culture news, entertainment news, movie news.

The only story I broke was Farrah Abraham’s squirt video for VIVID back in the day, which made me thousands of dollars because GAWKER linked to it.

But left to my own devices, it’s like a half retard drooling on himself saying “tits”….”famous tits”….”tits”….

I don’t give insight into movies or TV, no interviews or clips of shows you are excited for.

I am not a CRITIC at the CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS….

To say I am useless, is a HUGE compliment because I am less than useless, unless you’re looking for a creepy guy on the bench to stare at tits with.

That being said, I have ABSOLUTELY no insight on Blake Lively’s lawsuit, that whole story confuses me, Ryan Reynolds annoys me and the latest headline that Taylor Swift is involved is just something I’m trying to forget….KEEP YOUR HEADLINES TO YOURSELF…

I think the REAL story here, is that Fake Titty Lively from Gossip Girl has NO NIPPLES…

In fact, MAYBE the whole lawsuit is a diversion or distraction from drawing attention to the fact she has no NIPPLES.

You see…NO NIPPLES IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL….that’s NEWS we need….not that other rich person bickering through lawyers like a high profile divorce…fuck off…

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Blake Lively’s in a white tank top letting her titty bounce during the Super Bowl, where she dick sucked Taylor Swift cuz they’re bffs.

Blake Lively seems to be a bottom feeding dick sucker, not just based on her securing Ryan Reynolds the Deadpool billionaire due to all the brands he’s been able to launch with his annoying sense of humor, but also Taylor Swift.

It’s like the low level actress, who was in Gossip Girl which I guess was a big deal, or a lottery win, and who was in a few movies, just never anything substantial, targets these opportunities ands throats them as hard as she can to maximize returns for herself…

Not that I know anything about Blake Lively, who I assume is mid 40s at this point, her tits likely fake after the kids to secure her fortunes from Reynolds….but regardless of all that….I’ll still watch her titty bounce…while acting cuz she’s an actor and nothing that she does is authentic…it’s all calculated….manipulative..and when tits are involved…FUN!

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I just did a quick google to make sure that Blake Lively is married to that annoying try hard clown Ryan Reynolds who’s career should have died with 2 Guys, a girl and a Pizza Joint, or whatever the fuck it was called, but instead he became an a-list star, with a marketing agency and an alcohol brand that made him millions in like 23 months of promoting it, since the mainstream are no standard fucks who buy into whatever they are told is good, and I guess he’s marketed as good. Weird.

I got Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling confused, all Canadians look the fucking same, I’m a Canadian racist….fuck those ice wall jumping escapees.

Anyway, when googling that I saw that Lively is doing her Directorial Debut, which I am sure was so challenging for her to get, in an era where woman need representation, doing a task like directing a movie which requires little to no talent.

The movie is called “SECONDS” based on a NOVEL we’ll assume she read by the “Scott Pilgrim” creator….

They are acting like it’s a big deal when it doesn’t matter, the bigger deal is that she’s nude in some movie, showing off a pretty short ass crack and some of her fake titty from the side.

A steamy shower is the best way to view Blake Lively, since she’s really not that hot…but she tries, which is lame, but aren’t all these losers who think they’ve won lame….THEY ARE.

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Blake Lively, who I saw a few months ago was a vaccine pedlar, which you know she’s doing for the money, or because her and her joker of a husband are in the system so deep that they need to perpetuate their EVIL on the common slaves, knowing that the whole passport system won’t affect them, since they are rich as shit and famous, but also the vaccine won’t affect them because they probably got the SALINE shot…you know it was an ad deal….not an actual public health issue that they have no business promoting because they are fucking actors…liars…actors…you know…

She is wearing a daring bikini bottom, not that much fabric to hide her evil mom pussy, you know there was a time we’d call bro’s in tank tops and shorts in the winter SEASON PUSHERS, but she’s a BIKINI BOTTOM STYLE pusher…not that I hate looking at a mom in a thong, it’s alright…even a famous piece of shit mom in a thong…I mean it’s a lot of ass on display…but there’s thing called knowing you fucking age, you don’t all have to be sex workers, you gossip girl lottery winning monster…

I like her “on her toes, to try to elongate her short legs…and if you look at her saddlebags, that’s where the hips aren’t triangular not round….you know just a sloppy mom body that should relax a little….

I mean, this should be the definition of “FELT CUTE MIGHT DELETE LATER” post that happened when drunk and horny…like that time a girl I know got drunk and put her full asshole on her instagram story by accident…she thought she was sexting her tinder date…only she wasn’t….

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I think puppet loser Blake Lively and her lame ass dick sucking husband who the world has decided is some comedic genius because of his “marketing agency” that created some GIN brand with silly advertising..

I remember when the power couple that is hardly interesting, but that are trying to pretend that they are, because they are high paid celebrities in some of your favorite movies and TV shows because you have no fucking taste…..but yeah… I remember when they were paid to push a vaccine to their audience despite it being emergency use only and not fully approved by the FDA….which was weird, because Kim Kardashian, the devil herself, pushed and FDA approved medication for morning sickness that wasn’t the FLIPPER BABY medication, and she got dragged and the FCC or whoever controls instagram ad disclosure changed all the fucking rules…

Yet these clowns, who are LITERAL clowns can tell all their half wit fans, because you’d have to be half or even full retard to be excited by these industry controlled idiots doing their latest “juggling” or balloon animal act….and they have a level of influence they don’t deserve but it’s a Celebrity First society…

They are the enemy….

But I saw her mom fitness pic, with her big enough tit in a sports bra and thought, “does she have implants”…you know since she cares so much about health and wellness….that LIAR….

Either way, she looks like a middle aged mom at the gym, cuz she is one…so if you’re into that, here it is..

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