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2018

19

Jun

Elizabeth Banks in a Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich…

She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies…

So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles…

K-Fed this….tight enough looking body in her instagram pic taken from 7 miles away so that you don’t see she’s 100.

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2017

13

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld and Friends Dressed a Little Dramatic at the Pitch Perfect Premiere of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld at an event in a sheer sequin black dress

I guess Hailee Steinfeld thinks the premiere of Pitch Perfect 300 the attack of Fat Amy, where Fat Amy finally explodes and Anna Kendrick smears the fat on her face, like it was the semen of the producer who gave her her first job despite her janky middle of the road face…then they all go out for pizza and song…is a fancy thing..

Because girl got the cocktail dress on, even though it’s a stupid fucking movie only assholes like, that is not fancy at all, this isn’t some theatrical masterpiece they’ve worked on for the last 7 years finally coming together at a gala..

It’s a fucking pile of shit franchise that makes a lot of money – that Elizabeth Banks shat out on a piece of paper – for a producer who liked it – that basically went viral.

I think Hailee Steinfeld woulda been fine dressed in her fitness gear casual, not like she’s going to prom…or the porn awards..but these hollywood kids are are all fucked in the head…

Here’s the pics…and remember Pitch Perfect is garbage..

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Anna Kendrick brought her over hyped, overpaid, over developed face and back to the event – despite being 40 and playing a college girl….Hollywood magic people…Hollywood magic. Also Dressed like the porn awards, rocking what could be pregnancy, because she’s old..or maybe it’s just muff gunt…WHO can really tell…or care…what a monster

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2017

13

Oct

Elizabeth Banks Culturally Appropriates a Hooker of the Day

Elizabeth Banks Culturally Appropriates a Hooker

I don’t know why a white man in black face is cultural appropriation and offensive to all people…or an Indian Head Dress at a music festival is cultural appropriation and offensive to all people…or a man dressed like a woman is something you can’t laugh at….or a retard, can’t mock a retard….or call a girl who gets naked on the internet an attention seeking whore..she’s just a feminist and you have to respect her right to empower herself through her body..

But it’s fine for a low level, high paid, shitty comedy that is making a lot of assholes millions of dollars to showcase a sex worker as a fucking cliche sex worker…in a “look I’m dressed like a hooker”…without any respect or regard to sex workers being pretty much every single woman ever to exist…so no one acts up and says it’s offensive…or protests outside Liz Banks’ trailer..through fucking used aids condoms at her for offending their people…because women all know they are whores but don’t want to admit it or draw attention to it – so as long as the whore has that fishnet, crazy hair, street walker, they can with confidence say they aren’t prostitutes..

IT is a damn conspiracy…..they are out to get us these women…

Also…if this is what they think hookers look like…they clearly never got Syphilis from a damn hooker…that’s all I know..

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2017

06

Sep

Elizabeth Banks Bathing Suit of the Day

Hunger Games star Elizabeth Banks is enjoying Labor Day on a boat in a one piece swimsuit

Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich…

She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies…

So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles…

Funny cute chicks don’t appeal to me…but clearly they appeal to someone…

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2016

31

Aug

Elizabeth Banks Butt Shot in Leggings of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks wants you to look at her 42 year old rich as fuck thanks to that Glee bullshit sing-a-long movie with Anna Kendrick – that she put together. You just need one hit to establish yourself in the world…

I guess this is her subtle mooning, like “fuck you all, I did it, and I don’t even have a good ass”….despite being packaged as the dumb hot chick in movies prior to her Glee Bootleg sing-a-long movie…because Hollywood has very little taste…

Now I don’t hate Elizabeth Banks, I just hate getting lost in pics of her ass in leggings…because it’s really not that good…but it’s happened…and we all get to experience it…

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2016

05

Feb

Elizabeth Banks in Vanity Fair of the DAy

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Elizabeth Banks is one of the most powerful or richest women in comedy…which is saying a lot considering she was an F List actress for the majority of her career, we’re talking most of her 20s and 30s, but I guess when she pulled her head out of her ass and realized that when you’ve got the foot in the door, and you put your ego aside and give up on trying to be the hot chick, and instead decide to be the funny chick, you can put out some terrible fucking movie like Pitch Perfect and make 100 million dollars…or more…and all it takes is one fucking Franchise, just ask George Lucas, to make you that money and that you can ride into your retirement and not really do anything but that ever again….that can be it…you just need that one hit…and Vanity Fair will be featuring your tits like they matter…when prior to Pitch Perfect, even Playboy didn’t care about running a spread with you….

So don’t think big, think gimmick novelty you can sell the fuck out hard..and then you’ll matter…

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2016

26

Jan

Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy…

Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete….

To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is..

This was the status:

“1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.”

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2015

24

Jun

Elizabeth Banks Weirdo Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is the most important person in Hollywood right now…someone forgettable, who you you’d probably look at or remember from secondary rolls in Judd Apatow movies, you know the kind of kinda hot girl who was never quite hot enough or compelling enough to suck you in….

Well she’s now now 41….and more importantly, worth 100 million dollars because she’s the person behind Pitch Perfect….and Pitch Perfect 2….set for fucking life…

Meaning, Hollywood can happen for everyone if you just have an average idea and script that you know will brain wash the fucking masses…through average at best comedy…and songs everyone loves…

Here she is in some weirdo shoot, that’s obnoxiously trying to be “art” or “concept”…that just looks dumb, but maybe that’s the point, I mean she is a comedy producer…it would make sense…

I am actually into her, not because of her money, or because of her Pitch Perfect Character, but because I liked her in Love & Mercy, the Brian Wilson movie…but who cares about me, I hate everything…depending on the day…and today is a day I respect this specific half naked old lady..

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2015

01

Jun

Elizabeth Banks for Allure Magazine of the Day

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As someone who only fucks with girls who are under 25, except maybe for my wife, it amazes me when a 41 year old like Elizabeth Banks slips through the cracks and ends up in magazines half naked, that aren’t nearly as offensive as they should be, considering she’s 41 and should be raising her kids or doing whatever it is that 41 year olds do, but I guess it takes time to break into the industry and to have a career in the industry, and when it finally hits after being in a bunch of hit movies and TV shows, but nothing quite as memorable as Pitch Perfect 2….you gotta milk it like your kids…if you had kids yourself…but were smart enough to hire a surrogate because no one needs their vagina ripped apart when they have acting to do …especially when technology allows for eggs to be put into homeless chicks who need 5,000 dollars…right..

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2013

07

Feb

Elizabeth Banks Panty Shot of the Day

This is a horrible panty upskirt of Elizabeth Banks…but she looks like she’s pushing 45 and therefore…all panty upskirt pics of Elizabeth Banks are horrible…unless you’re a freak who is into girls pushing menopause because they can’t get pregnant rather than their 20 year old, tighter, more fertile, less experienced but also less damaged and willing to learn counterparts…but that’s just fucking crazy…people like that don’t exist…

What isn’t crazy is my love for girls who bike in skirts…no matter what the age is….cuz this vagina flashing happens all fucking summer…and sometimes if you’re lucky and in the right hipster neighborhood, the panties of choice are thick matted sweaty bush.

My favorite….


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