I would say that the most unfortunate thing about celebrities, since everything about them is pretty unfortunate, despite their bank accounts, or prices they command from idiot sponsors or movie producers, since they’ve gamed the system and figured out how to collect enough retard fans who think they are great to justify that money……

But yeah, the MOST unfortunate thing about celebrities, is when they have wins in the form of commercial successes.

So someone like Liz Banks who was potentially trying to be a hot chick in the movies, you know an annoying egotistical cunt with a dream, willing to risk nothing because she was probably a rich kid, to move to LA and spend her days going to auditions until one hit….would THEORETICALLY no longer exist now that she’s in her mid-40s….her jobs, straight to streamer shit….

YET, she put together Pitch Perfect, make a billion dollars, and now parades around in her bikini like her weak chest isn’t too old for this shit, cuz she thinks she’s fucking amazing, therefore her weak chest too old for a bikini is amazing too, since NO ONE around her tells her she fucking sucks and her bank account and all the interest she gets from producers thanks to that hit tell her she’s amazing…

I like my celebs at rock bottom, crashed and burned….these winners are mocking us…

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50 year olds in bathing suits, no matter how rich they are, no matter how much working out they do, no matter how many face injections they have, no matter how many filters, good lighting, hair and make-up they do….no matter where the location is, not matter what the swimsuit cut or design is….whether they have a few hit billion dollar movie franchises under their belt…or not….are still 50 year olds in bathing suits and that shit is tighter than a stretched out gym sock, you know that has no more elastic left and keeps falling off, so you’ve turned into a Cum rag….NOT TIGHT AT ALL….just BAD…all bad…and not “BAD” like “GOOD”….because that “Bad means good” shit is making a comeback…this is BAD is BAD…

In her defence, I don’t think Liz Banks was ever a bitch people jerked off to as the hot chick…I mean I am sure some producers treated her as such, or marketed her as such, but THAT doesn’t mean it’s REAL, TRUE…for the most part these producers are all troll rich lawyer fucks who know they wouldn’t get laid without their power position….HARVEY WEINSTEN SHIT…

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Elizabeth Banks is the near 50 year old potential billionaire, because I know Pitch Perfect as a franchise that she created made far more than one billion dollars across all their movies, and I’m sure that she’s cashed the fuck in hard on it, maybe 20 percent of the movie’s earning are kicked back to her, and she created it, she should get the money, but instead of just taking the money and fucking off, she’s likely still producing and creating more shit, since she’s industry and has had a win, which means these people will throw money at her to make other hits….it’s a cycle….that she doesn’t get in the way of posting sleazy pics to social media to pretend she’s not 47….

It’s pretty funny to see celebs of all ages embrace social media like low level teens trying to get famous, it’s like these are fucking adults, rich adults, who are just so into attention, they need to produce and share this smut instead of fucking off, or just living a peaceful life off of social media…

I guess being a soulless puppet makes it easy to be an attentions seeking “influencer” celebrity using influencer tactics…and here’s some OLD as shit cleavage you should be grossed out by just based on their age…

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As much as I don’t think Liz Banks is hot, I am just don’t really have an opinion of her really….besides thinking she’s a fucking puppet who pushes the vaccine on people, even though I have a feeling all these celebs are getting saline solutions, not the actual shot, because it’s an experimental medicine that is unproven and rich people are capable of living life totally normally unvaccinated, you know, no one questions whether their Vaccine Passport is legit, they’re famous…

This is what making 100s of millions of dollars looks like from the backyard of the “she must have sucked dick to get famous cuz I don’t think she’s that hot”…bikini topped and dancing around knowing she’s better than you….

This is what making a shitty movie franchise looks like when you’re in your 40s and worht hundreds of millions of dollars, all because she turned GLEE into a spinoff Movie with Anna Kendrick…..

Sure, her success is a bit of a scam, but I guess isn’t really that big of a scam, because the truth is that if you go to the trouble of writing a shitty movie franchise and it goes viral and it makes billions in theatres, you should get your piece….

It’s just too bad that Hollywood is celebrated as hard as they are for making moderately entertaining content…when really they are just paid liars…well paid liars…

She’s currently pushing some podcast called “My Body, My Podcast” about sex, because we’re all perverts…but hollywood people are substantially more perverted…I guess that comes with being evil.

But she did redeem herself when Bezos went to space and she was mad he came back…or at least for the sake of an LOL…despite probably buying all things amazon and she may even be doing this dance to get their attention to give her a 100 million dollar development deal…cuz all these snakes can be bought and have no semblance of the human they may have been before fame…FACT.

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Elizabeth Banks is one of those celebrities, who is ridiculously rich because she had a major hit with Pitch Perfect…the franchise that made her hundreds of millions of dollars which is crazy…but I like to think of her as a reminder that even if you lack the looks, aren’t very hot, probably aren’t that great of an actress, if you get to LA and spend 20 years networking, eventually you can pull off the right scam to legitimize you….so that you can go onto focus on posting your 45 year old mom tits to social media like they matter….in a sports bra…cuz you’re an active mom in her 40s like that…you know one who jogs her way into menopause…so hot….

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I’ve always been told that if you want to age a woman, look at her neck or look at her hands, they are the two hardest places on their bodies to game the system….you see sloppy tits can always be lifted, gaping pussy from all the babies can always be labia plasty / reduction surgeries, there are option….legs and stomach can be starved out and worked out aggressively…faces can be botoxed and filtered…but a neck, that shit requires aggressive plastic surgery and most people don’t go down that route…even if some of them should…so here’s some overrated, one hit wonder who’s one hit was a franchise called Pitch Perfect, which is the kind one hit you’d really want, doing her best TURKEY WADDLE impression…all loose skin hanging off her neck like it was a old prostitute’s pussy at the old folks home after retiring…. of it’s own…no seriously…I am sure I see its clit….but that could just be Elizabeth Banks’ chin.

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Elizabeth Banks may have struck gold with the Pitch Perfect franchise she created, produced and directed….I assume based on watching GLEE figuring “I can find another ugly actress to head the Glee club that people like, maybe Anna Kendrick, she’ll play the Lea Michelle part”…in what turned out to be a huge money maker that paved the way for the industry to like her, take her seriously, give her more money for more projects that she was involved in, let her direct things like the Charlie Angels the new generation no one asked for and other dog shit, all while sitting on her pile of Hollywood money thanks to that Pitch Perfect franchise…because the money of Hollywood like things that make money and clearly Liz Banks made money.

I’m not saying she doesn’t need to praise of the execs on her dick, I am not even saying Pitch Perfect didn’t deserve to make 100s of millions of dollars, the world has a lot of losers with no taste, vision, standards who need to be entertained…I am just saying that she doesn’t need to be putting out bikini selfies at 50 years old for her weirdo fans that would be into seeing her in a bikini top….I mean just take your money and chill woman…the bikini selfie is overkill…we get it…you exist….now fuck off.

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Elizabeth Banks is old and boring, but that didn’t stop her from gaming the system and getting herself that coveted billion dollar franchise that sets her up for life and validates her first 20 years of acting that was basically uneventful and sucked.

Despite the fact that she has that billion dollar franchise under her belt, the Pitch Perfect producer and creator now has that mainstream success to prove that she’s made it, that she’s worthy, and that she doesn’t suck….even if she does….

The way the system is designed is based on money, so if you have that one hit, you are golden and every hollywood exec will throw their money at you to produce all your dumb ideas, thinking you’re some trove of fucking ideas, even if the one hit wonder was just a one hit wonder…and when money is thrown at a bitch and execs who used to just try to get her to suck their dicks for bit parts are now listening to the bitch, the bitch doesn’t realize that she still fucking sucks…so she turns to social media to show off her charmed life and body…because the thing with confidence and ego is that it trickles down into exhibitionism, but not too much exhibitionism, because she knows not to wear a bikini….because she’s old….which isn’t always something people respect, so many old ladies out there in the two pieces forgetting they are old because of their ZUMBA classes or dudes on TINDER telling their old pussy that they are hot…out of horniness and not out of rational thinking!

The sad thing is, some of you will like this.

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Anyway you dice it, not matter how hard you try, whether they do fitness and botox or eat all the good foods because they’ve pulled off a scam or not, a 46 year old in a bathing suit, is a 46 year old in a bathing suit….when 46 year olds should be doing other shit like not wearing bathing suits…

That said, Liz Banks didn’t get that memo, she’s probably still so hyped on herself for being a low level actress for the longest time before producing the Pitch Perfect empire that made her 100s of millions of dollars…giving her the confidence to write and direct and produce other shit like the new(ish) Charlie’s Angels no one asked for…maybe a Childhood dream of hers, you know since she’s old as shit and grew up watching Farrah Fawcett pre-anal cancer.

She’s another one of those annoying celebs who has decided to block out her instagram for bullshit political reasons – you know since celebrities know what the people need as they know how to sell them shitty movies with song, dance and Anna Kendrick on a level that makes obscene money….you know as they sit in their mansions with every luxury available to them…the praise of the fans…living in their little bubbles…but they know about hate and inclusivity becasue they pay their Mexicans a fair working wage man…fuck these people….and the fact they are posting clickbait before protesting Zuckerberg to put the pressure on even though I’m sure there will be NO traffic dip…should just make you hate them more than her shitty bathing suit pic already makes you hate them.

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Elizabeth Banks posted a bikini pic or a series of bikini pics that no one asked for, but I guess she’s made 100s of millions of dollars thanks to her Pitch Perfect hit that was a HUGE fucking hit and that basically turned her from shitty actress no one gave a fuck about to some sort of visionary in the industry that everyone wanted a part of….something that obviously boosts the self esteem and ego of someone who already had enough of an ego to go to Hollywood…success is just that recipe for making people assholes…and her bikini pic would be better if it included some asshole…the old face, old tits, old body would be better if it showcased the weathering that happens to the asshole after all the shit’s she’s had…you see what people don’t think about when it comes to old ladies is the number of shits they’ve taken in their lives…dramatically more than a 20 year old…and that kind of experience isn’t hot…and either is Liz Banks!

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