Elizabeth Banks is old and boring, but that didn’t stop her from gaming the system and getting herself that coveted billion dollar franchise that sets her up for life and validates her first 20 years of acting that was basically uneventful and sucked.

Despite the fact that she has that billion dollar franchise under her belt, the Pitch Perfect producer and creator now has that mainstream success to prove that she’s made it, that she’s worthy, and that she doesn’t suck….even if she does….

The way the system is designed is based on money, so if you have that one hit, you are golden and every hollywood exec will throw their money at you to produce all your dumb ideas, thinking you’re some trove of fucking ideas, even if the one hit wonder was just a one hit wonder…and when money is thrown at a bitch and execs who used to just try to get her to suck their dicks for bit parts are now listening to the bitch, the bitch doesn’t realize that she still fucking sucks…so she turns to social media to show off her charmed life and body…because the thing with confidence and ego is that it trickles down into exhibitionism, but not too much exhibitionism, because she knows not to wear a bikini….because she’s old….which isn’t always something people respect, so many old ladies out there in the two pieces forgetting they are old because of their ZUMBA classes or dudes on TINDER telling their old pussy that they are hot…out of horniness and not out of rational thinking!

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