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2016

26

Jan

Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy…

Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete….

To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is..

This was the status:

“1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.”

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2015

24

Jun

Elizabeth Banks Weirdo Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is the most important person in Hollywood right now…someone forgettable, who you you’d probably look at or remember from secondary rolls in Judd Apatow movies, you know the kind of kinda hot girl who was never quite hot enough or compelling enough to suck you in….

Well she’s now now 41….and more importantly, worth 100 million dollars because she’s the person behind Pitch Perfect….and Pitch Perfect 2….set for fucking life…

Meaning, Hollywood can happen for everyone if you just have an average idea and script that you know will brain wash the fucking masses…through average at best comedy…and songs everyone loves…

Here she is in some weirdo shoot, that’s obnoxiously trying to be “art” or “concept”…that just looks dumb, but maybe that’s the point, I mean she is a comedy producer…it would make sense…

I am actually into her, not because of her money, or because of her Pitch Perfect Character, but because I liked her in Love & Mercy, the Brian Wilson movie…but who cares about me, I hate everything…depending on the day…and today is a day I respect this specific half naked old lady..

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2015

01

Jun

Elizabeth Banks for Allure Magazine of the Day

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As someone who only fucks with girls who are under 25, except maybe for my wife, it amazes me when a 41 year old like Elizabeth Banks slips through the cracks and ends up in magazines half naked, that aren’t nearly as offensive as they should be, considering she’s 41 and should be raising her kids or doing whatever it is that 41 year olds do, but I guess it takes time to break into the industry and to have a career in the industry, and when it finally hits after being in a bunch of hit movies and TV shows, but nothing quite as memorable as Pitch Perfect 2….you gotta milk it like your kids…if you had kids yourself…but were smart enough to hire a surrogate because no one needs their vagina ripped apart when they have acting to do …especially when technology allows for eggs to be put into homeless chicks who need 5,000 dollars…right..

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2013

07

Feb

Elizabeth Banks Panty Shot of the Day

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This is a horrible panty upskirt of Elizabeth Banks…but she looks like she’s pushing 45 and therefore…all panty upskirt pics of Elizabeth Banks are horrible…unless you’re a freak who is into girls pushing menopause because they can’t get pregnant rather than their 20 year old, tighter, more fertile, less experienced but also less damaged and willing to learn counterparts…but that’s just fucking crazy…people like that don’t exist…

What isn’t crazy is my love for girls who bike in skirts…no matter what the age is….cuz this vagina flashing happens all fucking summer…and sometimes if you’re lucky and in the right hipster neighborhood, the panties of choice are thick matted sweaty bush.

My favorite….

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2012

07

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Ass Flash from The Details of the Day

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I don’t know what this movie is…but I figure Elizabeth Banks moving you is a pretty good way to start your day…you know based on what Obama is probably feeling…not that it wasn’t decided that he was going to win in an office with Romney by the powers that actually run the country…the same people who trick you into thinking your vote matters…you know to keep you drinking their koolaid, buying their gas, eating their fast food, digesting their propaganda…cuz if you let people think they have power and that they live in a democrazy….they won’t uprise and unite and overthrow the government….

So here’s some Elizabeth Banks Ass to start the day….

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2012

11

Jun

Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is disgusting…..

She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck….

Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit….

It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40….

Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart.

Horrible.

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|Photos

2010

08

Mar

Elizabeth Banks from Behind of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck is Elizabeth Banks is or why I bothered posting these pictures of her ass. She isn’t hot and it’s not like she’s showing off ass crack, or even her underwear and it’s not like her ass is even that great, I guess I just lost focus and started staring at it long enough for me to think it was worth doing this….it’s like everytime I leave my house and I fixate on the closest thing I’d be willing to fuck no matter how ugly or disgusting it might be, just as long as it is in the right position, like I can pretend it is posing for me, it just gets me through the boring lonely days…

Pics via Fame

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2008

20

Oct

Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks Weird Promo for Zack and Miri Make a Porno of the Day

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Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks In “This Is Not Sex” Directed By Tony Kaye from Mean Magazine on Vimeo.

Fat, Hairy, Jewish Seth Rogan is in a new Judd Apatow movie called Zack and Miri make a porno. Now I can’t stand Seth Rogan or Judd Apatow because I don’t like either of them or their popularity, or their masturbation joke, or the movies they make anything worth watching. The concept behind this one is that Zack and Miri decide to make a porno to make some money because they are both is a bad financial situation and the likelihood that Seth Rogan could ever make money in porn is a fuckin’ stretch, making this movie nothing but fantasy. The only way Seth Rogan could manage being in porn is if he paid the hookers he’s been dating to get behind camera because he’s tired of jerking off to porn and thinks it’d be more fun to be in one, it would never be a means to an end, but instead a product of having made it by by winning the lottery that is his career because Hollywood likes him and think he’s some kind of it person. Making this movie a bust before it even got released.

Mean magazine did some obscure promo shoot with the two stars that includes Elizabeth banks in a 1940s style bathing suit, showing off her period bloat, which is depressing, until we see Seth Rogan hanging himself, something I can only wish becomes a reality one day.

Either way, watch the clip.

UPDATE – It’s Not a Judd Apatow Movie, it is a Kevin Smith Movie…But I Still Hate Judd Apatow.

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