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2019

14

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Titty Dress of the Day

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How about some more angles of Elizabeth Banks’ titty dress for attention just to see how old and weathered her neck is….

So as she tries to promote the Charlie’s Angels movie that didn’t need to be made, we’re fine with the old ones…the new generation doesn’t need new versions filled with shitty talent like Kristen Stewart…but the hack Elizabeth Banks who thanks to pitch perfect is richer than God and seen as a stud of the entertainment industry and is celebrated…so dumb shit like this happens…look how old and weathered her neck is…

Filling up seats in the theaters or not…look how old and weathered her neck is….

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2019

12

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Titty Dress of the Day

Some people find Elizabeth Banks really hot…

I find Elizabeth Banks really fucking rich…thanks to putting together that Pitch Perfect garbage, she’s solidified herself in the movie making world, cashed the fuck out huge and now makes other garbage like the Charlie Angles redo that no one fucking asked for, but that the studios figured would be good to revive thanks to people like familiar things…but not familiar enough to bring back Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and that Asian one from when Asians didn’t get their own movies but instead were cast in white people movies….because middle aged divorcee Charlie’s Angels fighting crime with their menopausal rage and sciatica would have been far more fullfilling than that DYKE KRISTEN STEWART AND HER INABILITY TO ACT DESPITE GETTING ACTING WORK

What I am saying is that no one asked for this garbage movie, I hope it bombs, but Liz Banks who has a lot of money riding on the success of the movie, meaning she can make a lot of fucking money, is doing her part, tits out, to get any attention she can to the premiere of the movie no one gives a fuck about…because tits get hits…even old overrated lady tits…

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2019

26

Jul

Liz Banks Tongue Play of the Day

Liz Banks. Not Hot….

Liz Banks. Very rich from that shitty Pitch Perfect series that went viral…

Liz Banks. A reminder that if you’re not hot, you can pretend to be hot, and some awkward rich decision makers will confuse you for being hot, and will listen to your pitch for a dumb fucking movie series that ended up making stupid fucking money.

She just had to use her mouth tricks…like this….it separates the amateurs from the professionals…

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2019

18

Jun

Elizabeth Banks Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Banks Bikini

Elizabeth Banks is 300 years old and in a bikini….because now that she’s rich as fuck, and not just some failed actress, she can do whatever the fuck she wants for attention and still feel good about it…

You see, this bitch was MIRI in Zack and MIRI make a Porno, and beyond that her IMDB was pretty shit…

But then this movie about singing in the Glee Club came out with Anna Kendrick and it blew the fuck up, her lottery win…and now she’s worth 100s of millions, is an active producer and director…that B-Level actor life is no more…and it was all just luck….and probably a series of dick sucks…but luck…

So as she promotes her 300 year old bikini body, cuz she’s got an ego….all I see is thighs that likely rub together…being the exhibitionist slut all these actors are…just richer than most exhibitionist sluts….but still exhibiting slutty….


Elizabeth Banks Bikini

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2018

19

Jun

Elizabeth Banks in a Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich…

She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies…

So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles…

K-Fed this….tight enough looking body in her instagram pic taken from 7 miles away so that you don’t see she’s 100.

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2017

13

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld and Friends Dressed a Little Dramatic at the Pitch Perfect Premiere of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld at an event in a sheer sequin black dress

I guess Hailee Steinfeld thinks the premiere of Pitch Perfect 300 the attack of Fat Amy, where Fat Amy finally explodes and Anna Kendrick smears the fat on her face, like it was the semen of the producer who gave her her first job despite her janky middle of the road face…then they all go out for pizza and song…is a fancy thing..

Because girl got the cocktail dress on, even though it’s a stupid fucking movie only assholes like, that is not fancy at all, this isn’t some theatrical masterpiece they’ve worked on for the last 7 years finally coming together at a gala..

It’s a fucking pile of shit franchise that makes a lot of money – that Elizabeth Banks shat out on a piece of paper – for a producer who liked it – that basically went viral.

I think Hailee Steinfeld woulda been fine dressed in her fitness gear casual, not like she’s going to prom…or the porn awards..but these hollywood kids are are all fucked in the head…

Here’s the pics…and remember Pitch Perfect is garbage..

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Anna Kendrick brought her over hyped, overpaid, over developed face and back to the event – despite being 40 and playing a college girl….Hollywood magic people…Hollywood magic. Also Dressed like the porn awards, rocking what could be pregnancy, because she’s old..or maybe it’s just muff gunt…WHO can really tell…or care…what a monster

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2017

13

Oct

Elizabeth Banks Culturally Appropriates a Hooker of the Day

Elizabeth Banks Culturally Appropriates a Hooker

I don’t know why a white man in black face is cultural appropriation and offensive to all people…or an Indian Head Dress at a music festival is cultural appropriation and offensive to all people…or a man dressed like a woman is something you can’t laugh at….or a retard, can’t mock a retard….or call a girl who gets naked on the internet an attention seeking whore..she’s just a feminist and you have to respect her right to empower herself through her body..

But it’s fine for a low level, high paid, shitty comedy that is making a lot of assholes millions of dollars to showcase a sex worker as a fucking cliche sex worker…in a “look I’m dressed like a hooker”…without any respect or regard to sex workers being pretty much every single woman ever to exist…so no one acts up and says it’s offensive…or protests outside Liz Banks’ trailer..through fucking used aids condoms at her for offending their people…because women all know they are whores but don’t want to admit it or draw attention to it – so as long as the whore has that fishnet, crazy hair, street walker, they can with confidence say they aren’t prostitutes..

IT is a damn conspiracy…..they are out to get us these women…

Also…if this is what they think hookers look like…they clearly never got Syphilis from a damn hooker…that’s all I know..

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2017

06

Sep

Elizabeth Banks Bathing Suit of the Day

Hunger Games star Elizabeth Banks is enjoying Labor Day on a boat in a one piece swimsuit

Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich…

She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies…

So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles…

Funny cute chicks don’t appeal to me…but clearly they appeal to someone…

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2016

31

Aug

Elizabeth Banks Butt Shot in Leggings of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks wants you to look at her 42 year old rich as fuck thanks to that Glee bullshit sing-a-long movie with Anna Kendrick – that she put together. You just need one hit to establish yourself in the world…

I guess this is her subtle mooning, like “fuck you all, I did it, and I don’t even have a good ass”….despite being packaged as the dumb hot chick in movies prior to her Glee Bootleg sing-a-long movie…because Hollywood has very little taste…

Now I don’t hate Elizabeth Banks, I just hate getting lost in pics of her ass in leggings…because it’s really not that good…but it’s happened…and we all get to experience it…

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2016

05

Feb

Elizabeth Banks in Vanity Fair of the DAy

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Elizabeth Banks is one of the most powerful or richest women in comedy…which is saying a lot considering she was an F List actress for the majority of her career, we’re talking most of her 20s and 30s, but I guess when she pulled her head out of her ass and realized that when you’ve got the foot in the door, and you put your ego aside and give up on trying to be the hot chick, and instead decide to be the funny chick, you can put out some terrible fucking movie like Pitch Perfect and make 100 million dollars…or more…and all it takes is one fucking Franchise, just ask George Lucas, to make you that money and that you can ride into your retirement and not really do anything but that ever again….that can be it…you just need that one hit…and Vanity Fair will be featuring your tits like they matter…when prior to Pitch Perfect, even Playboy didn’t care about running a spread with you….

So don’t think big, think gimmick novelty you can sell the fuck out hard..and then you’ll matter…

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